***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread***

[twastheglow]

One of my roommates has a friend from home at my house right now and he's tryin to lay some pipe, but she keeps telling me about how she's gonna sneak in my room at night and stay with me. Shes kidding when she says it, but shes giving me fun vibes...what to do.

Bro...she's not kidding. She's testing waters to see if you're down.

[MisfitKim]

I've been hungry. Didnt eat anything yet today :lol:

I have to wait untill I get home to fix my crackberry & Eat!

[Scapegoat]

I wanna turkey burger.

had some the other day... they just don't satisfy the burger crave

[Kerplunk105]

I have to wait untill I get home to fix my crackberry & Eat!

lol @ crackberry

I'm pondering escaping from work and getting a wrap :thumbup:

[twastheglow]

my thoughts exactly, but that's my good friend and i try not to be a dirtball with them.

Hey...if you're "sleeping", and she ends up in your bed, and you accidentally roll over on top of her with a boner, and it slides inside of her, how is it your fault? You know? I'm sure your friend would want you to be happy, right?

[Scapegoat]

my thoughts exactly, but that's my good friend and i try not to be a dirtball with them.

dude... if she's not interested in him... give her the biz...

if you really feel like a dirtball, tell him straight up today whats going on and that you're gonna pull rank since its your house and SHE wants it in the bum

[Kerplunk105]

had some the other day... they just don't satisfy the burger crave

I dont really crave beef burgers any more. I havent had beef in over 7(?) years. I do miss bacon and pork roll horribly though :lol:

[Scapegoat]

Hey...if you're "sleeping", and she ends up in your bed, and you accidentally roll over on top of her with a boner, and it slides inside of her, how is it your fault? You know? I'm sure your friend would want you to be happy, right?

seriously, if you're in your room and she sneaks in in the middle of the night and swallows your dick... are you gonna say "no thanks"?

[The Captain]

oh i know she's not kidding. I just kinda feel like an asshole. And she's really cute too.

[twastheglow]

I dont really crave beef burgers any more. I havent had beef in over 7(?) years. I do miss bacon and pork roll horribly though :lol:

Lies...trust me. :wink:

It's only been a couple days...how much could you miss me, I mean it?

[Oakes]

Captain, **** her or I will.

K, thanks

[MisfitKim]

lol @ crackberry

I'm pondering escaping from work and getting a wrap :thumbup:

I wish I could escape I can't leave my desk unless someone covers for me!

[The Captain]

Ya know what? **** it. I've never hesitated before, why start now. Hopefully i'll have a good story for tomorrow.

[twastheglow]

seriously, if you're in your room and she sneaks in in the middle of the night and swallows your dick... are you gonna say "no thanks"?

More like yes please. Don't be a fag and **** her. LMFAO!!!

[twastheglow]

Ya know what? **** it. I've never hesitated before, why start now. Hopefully i'll have a good story for tomorrow.

With pics?

[Scapegoat]

I dont really crave beef burgers any more. I havent had beef in over 7(?) years. I do miss bacon and pork roll horribly though :lol:

you wouldn't understand... 'cause you're not a manly man like i am... manly men crave beef, its in our manly nature

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_muscle.gif

[twastheglow]

Ya know what? **** it. I've never hesitated before, why start now. Hopefully i'll have a good story for tomorrow.

And I'm glad you're taking Ken and my advice. We'd never steer you wrong. :mrgreen: It will be all hugs and kisses come morning.




And again...PICS!!!

[The Captain]

With pics?

genius. If all goes well I'll have pics. You won't be disappointed, trust.

[twastheglow]

genius. If all goes well I'll have pics. You won't be disappointed, trust.

Tell her that if she doesn't let you take GB pics (and don't tell her what that means), that you'll tell your friend that she wrapped herself around your cock. Problem solved and I look forward to viewing said pics.

[Kerplunk105]

you wouldn't understand... 'cause you're not a manly man like i am... manly men crave beef, its in our manly nature

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_muscle.gif

haha hahah hahahaha...that smiley is perfect.

[Kerplunk105]

Jon needs this. :mrgreen:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1804781.jpg

[Kerplunk105]

I wish I could escape I can't leave my desk unless someone covers for me!

That sucks. No one really notices if I leave or not :roll:

[Scapegoat]

Jon needs this. :mrgreen:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1804781.jpg

lol... that is going on my facebook right now... sorry jon... i yoinked it like The Captain is yoinking his buddy's "friend"

[Kerplunk105]

lol... that is going on my facebook right now... sorry jon... i yoinked it like The Captain is yoinking his buddy's "friend"

Ken, I think this is more your style :mrgreen:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1494511.jpg

And this totally reminds me of Mike... http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1722651.gif

[Scapegoat]

ha ha ha...




:cry:

[Snoozie]

And this totally reminds me of Mike... http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1722651.gif

hahahahahahahaha! :rofl:

[twastheglow]

And this totally reminds me of Mike... http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/22257989976p1722651.gif

I'm assuming that reminds you of me based on the weight of my cock always making me front heavy.

[MisfitKim]

I'm assuming that reminds you of me based on the weight of my cock always making me front heavy.

bahahahha! but wheres the pink thong? I'm dissapointed..

[twastheglow]

bahahahha! but wheres the pink thong? I'm dissapointed..

You tell me. It always ends up in one of two places...either under your bed or in your pillow case.

[MisfitKim]

well then it must be lost for good! Time to get you a knew one?! what color?

[c0nfl1kt]

I think he needs one of those spiked underpanties with a key and fuzzies.

[MisfitKim]

ugh.. 2 more hrs of work!

[twastheglow]

well then it must be lost for good! Time to get you a knew one?! what color?

You won't give anything back once it's in your pillow case huh?

You bought me the pink one and I loved it, you decide.

[The Captain]

50 minutes left of work, then off for the rest of the week. And on top of that, I got my paycheck in my hand and I'm ready to go spend it.

[Kerplunk105]

Escaped work, went to wawa, now going shopping. Yay.

[Kerplunk105]

50 minutes left of work, then off for the rest of the week. And on top of that, I got my paycheck in my hand and I'm ready to go spend it.

I can't wait to get paid on Friday!

[MisfitKim]

You won't give anything back once it's in your pillow case huh?

You bought me the pink one and I loved it, you decide.

Well if I have to shop for you again I understand.

[MisfitKim]

50 minutes left of work, then off for the rest of the week. And on top of that, I got my paycheck in my hand and I'm ready to go spend it.

Lucky you!!! I get thursday off thats it.

[Snoozie]

Escaped work, went to wawa, now going shopping. Yay.

Are you gonna be home when I get to your house? haha I'll probably be there by 10 after.

[DPancoast]

mmmsupppp

its nice out. wish it wasnt windy.

[MisfitKim]

mmmsupppp

its nice out. wish it wasnt windy.

Im trapped in an office!

[Semprini]

I can understand what you mean. But there's always room in life for slam pigs.

Lol, slam pigs

[Kerplunk105]

Are you gonna be home when I get to your house? haha I'll probably be there by 10 after.

Yeah, Im just in Newtown :)

[twastheglow]

Well if I have to shop for you again I understand.

You do, and I'm glad you do understand.

[twastheglow]

Lol, slam pigs

What can I say? They make the world go round. And by "go round", I mean they're good for ****ing the **** out of and not worrying about having to talk to them again. I prefer to **** them near dumpsters because it's even more degrading. :-p

[MisfitKim]

You do, and I'm glad you do understand.

I told you tho If I'm buying you custume made thongs you have to lay off the hot sauce you keep messing them up & it takes away from the whole idea.

[twastheglow]

I told you tho If I'm buying you custume made thongs you have to lay off the hot sauce you keep messing them up & it takes away from the whole idea.

And I agreed and shook on it. What's the problem?

[MisfitKim]

And I agreed and shook on it. What's the problem?

well I'm just not sure... you only look good in pink!

[twastheglow]

well I'm just not sure... you only look good in my pink!

Fixed.

I'm glad you feel that way. I completely agree.

[Semprini]

What can I say? They make the world go round. And by "go round", I mean they're good for ****ing the **** out of and not worrying about having to talk to them again. I prefer to **** them near dumpsters because it's even more degrading. :-p

The term makes me laugh. A friend of mine from WVU used to always say that. The first time he said it I lost it. I use it here and there, it's a good one.

[MisfitKim]

Fixed.

I'm glad you feel that way. I completely agree.

Twisted Just like you!:-p

[twastheglow]

Twisted Just like you!:-p

That's why it's such a tight fit. :wink: We're made for each other.

[MisfitKim]

That's why it's such a tight fit. :wink: We're made for each other.

I know you think this but... I'm no match for your plate of bacon.

[Semprini]

wow I'm leaving

[twastheglow]

I know you think this but... I'm no match for your plate of bacon.

If by plate of bacon, you mean all the whores I've been with, you're probably right.





Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Boo-yah! Snap! Dis! Slam!

[MisfitKim]

yeah that would make sense, considering I don't date man whores either but I know a few if you would like there numbers? I'm sure they wouldnt mind your pink thong & plate of bacon.

[twastheglow]

yeah that would make sense, considering I don't date man whores either but I know a few if you would like there numbers? I'm sure they wouldnt mind your pink thong & plate of bacon.

I'm just playing with you. :wink:
























































But yeah, PM those numbers please. LOL!!!

[MisfitKim]

I can't reply booooo

[twastheglow]

I can't reply booooo

:confused:

[MisfitKim]

:confused:

I kept trying too reply and it wouldnt let me...

[The Captain]

I'm outie. Later peoples.

[twastheglow]

I'm outie. Later peoples.

Peace. Have a good one. And pics you son of a bitch!

[Elliott18t]

me too. off to the police station.

[twastheglow]

me too. off to the police station.

Keep us posted!

[Oakes]

Oh hai, I has a plate of bacon too MisfitKim. Would you like some?

[c0nfl1kt]

So, I got my car back.

[Kerplunk105]

yay :cool:

[DropTopChevy]

So, I got my car back.

Does it burn rubber in 4 gears?

[c0nfl1kt]

Does it burn rubber in 4 gears?

I didn't even try. My drag radials are starting to go concave to I put on some stock street tires to get SOME traction. I'm afraid to get on it.

[Kerplunk105]

Do want.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/porsche-cayenne-turbo-s-2009-760915.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/1817733115-1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/2009-porsche-cayenne-turbo-s-8.jpg

[c0nfl1kt]

Do want.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/porsche-cayenne-turbo-s-2009-760915.jpg

xxxxx

[c0nfl1kt]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233/mrstickslives/FILE0021.jpg

[Elliott18t]

Do want.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/porsche-cayenne-turbo-s-2009-760915.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/1817733115-1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/2009-porsche-cayenne-turbo-s-8.jpg

agreed. want that too.

[Kerplunk105]

I love the wheels on the second one :cool:

Same as here too..
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Cars/v1_1440_900.jpg

[c0nfl1kt]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/feckman/stewie-vomit.gif

[tdmopar59]

porsche ftw!

[Sgt. Pepper]

Just got home from work and am starting the New Year's partying early with a Samuel Adams Holiday Porter. I'm sure we will be putting away a lot more tonight.

[CHAOS]

<--in

[Sgt. Pepper]

Got plenty, they gave us 5 cases this month!

[CHAOS]

i didnt realize i jumped in right after the beer... i dont like sam adams. lol.

[Sgt. Pepper]

i didnt realize i jumped in right after the beer... i dont like sam adams. lol.



More for me then.

[CHAOS]

More for me then.

troof.

[Sgt. Pepper]

... i dont like sam adams. lol.

Over 21 varieties and you don't like ANY of them?

[CHAOS]

im not a big beer drinker... and the ones ive tried... i havent enjoyed.

[Sgt. Pepper]

Okay, that's cool. I, however, just finished the Holiday Porter and poured a Cream Stout.

So, what do you drink?

[CHAOS]

heh, when i do drink, which is rare..


beer:
yuengling lager
killians irish red
miller lite
barley creek antler brown ale

liquor:
anything not overly bitter

[Sgt. Pepper]

heh, when i do drink, which is rare..


beer:
yuengling lager
killians irish red
miller lite
barley creek antler brown ale

liquor:
anything not overly bitter


Okay, I can agree with you on the Killians, but Yuengling and Miller Lite? LOL To each his own, my brother-in-law drinks nothing but Budweiser. Never tried the Barley Creek, but it sounds good. I don't get to try too much since Sam Adams provides 2 cases a month. They do have some good stuff if you avoid the Boston Lager.

I can't do hard stuff.

[CHAOS]

barley creek is a small brewery in the poconos... they have a good amount of decent beer.


i had a bottle of boston lager a couple months ago... i think thats what did me in... it was either a bad case or it was just that gross lol

[CHAOS]

http://www.barleycreek.com/

[Sgt. Pepper]

barley creek is a small brewery in the poconos... they have a good amount of decent beer.


i had a bottle of boston lager a couple months ago... i think thats what did me in... it was either a bad case or it was just that gross lol

Boston Lager is NOT our best beer (in my opinion). I really like our Honey Porter, Brown Ale, Irish Red, Holiday Porter....anything but Boston Lager. I think it's too hoppy for my taste.

[CHAOS]

perhaps thats why i didnt like it.

[Sgt. Pepper]

If you're not into the hops (like me), you probably like more malty beers, which is what that Barley Creek Antler Brown Ale sounds like.


Just finished the Cream Stout, now what?

[CHAOS]

um... water? lol

[Sgt. Pepper]

...aaaaaaaaaaah, Octoberfest!

[CHAOS]

lol dude its 7 15 in the morning wtf are you doing.

[Sgt. Pepper]

lol dude its 7 15 in the morning wtf are you doing.


I work night shift........this is the end of my day. I'm going to bed in a few.

[CHAOS]

ahhh word.

[Snoozie]

Boston Lager is NOT our best beer (in my opinion). I really like our Honey Porter, Brown Ale, Irish Red, Holiday Porter....anything but Boston Lager. I think it's too hoppy for my taste.
...aaaaaaaaaaah, Octoberfest!

I really don't like the Boston Lagar. Its just.....bad.

I do however really like the Octoberfest and I really want to try the Holiday Porter.





*enterbeersnobsakascapgoatandcharry* :-p

[Kerplunk105]

yawn.

[CHAOS]

60% of the time, it works every time.

[Snoozie]

I'm really hoping that we get to leave early today. :o

[Kerplunk105]

60% of the time, it works every time.

...what works? :eek:

[Snoozie]

...what works? :eek:

Sex Panther!

[Kerplunk105]

I'm really hoping that we get to leave early today. :o

You just may. I think my work closes at 3...not that I have work today lol

Where did you end up putting the cabinet? :)

[Kerplunk105]

Sex Panther!

Eh?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e393/jonilee/SexPanther1.jpg

[Snoozie]

You just may. I think my work closes at 3...not that I have work today lol

Where did you end up putting the cabinet? :)

I'm hoping so! We were let out early on Christmas Eve and I had no clue.


In the bedroom. There was plenty of room and I really needed to retire the old entertainment center up there. (ie. the kitchen chair) :lol:

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Boston Lager is NOT our best beer (in my opinion). I really like our Honey Porter, Brown Ale, Irish Red, Holiday Porter....anything but Boston Lager. I think it's too hoppy for my taste.


Ohhh **** Jim Cook what's up!! Didn't know you had time for Tri-State Tuners :roll:

[Kerplunk105]

I'm hoping so! We were let out early on Christmas Eve and I had no clue.


In the bedroom. There was plenty of room and I really needed to retire the old entertainment center up there. (ie. the kitchen chair) :lol:

Thats where I figgered you guys would put it. :lol: Glad someone could use it!

[Snoozie]

I don't know how to say this but....I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

[Kerplunk105]

I don't know how to say this but....I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

haha hahah haha...for some reason its even funnier b/c I can never see you actually saying that :lol:

[grimm]

my cars been making a thumping noise and now i have a n hour drive :( and it's starting to snow!!! WAAAH!!!

[Scapegoat]

Ohhh **** Jim Cook what's up!! Didn't know you had time for Tri-State Tuners :roll:

i guess you don't take pride in your job? the company? or product?

jim cook isn't the only person that has anything to do with the creation of the beer there...

[CHAOS]

Ohhh **** Jim Cook what's up!! Didn't know you had time for Tri-State Tuners :roll:

he works at sam adams.

[Scapegoat]

my cars been making a thumping noise and now i have a n hour drive :( and it's starting to snow!!! WAAAH!!!

ain't got nothing but a beautiful blue sky here

[Snoozie]

he works at sam adams.

I guess you've never seen the Sam Adams commercials, huh?


And it Jim Koch, not Cook.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

i guess you don't take pride in your job? the company? or product?

jim cook isn't the only person that has anything to do with the creation of the beer there...

Now your assuming!!! That's not nice :mad::lol:

[twastheglow]

So Liz, I thought of you this morning when I woke up and saw 5-6 inches of snow...so I decided to pile as much snow onto the top of my truck as I could for my drive into work today. :-p

[Oakes]

hahahahaahaha

[Kerplunk105]

So Liz, I thought of you this morning when I woke up and saw 5-6 inches of snow...so I decided to pile as much snow onto the top of my truck as I could for my drive into work today. :-p

hahah hahah hahah awesome!!!

[Kerplunk105]

my cars been making a thumping noise and now i have a n hour drive :( and it's starting to snow!!! WAAAH!!!

Its not snowing here at all :mad:

[twastheglow]

hahah hahah hahah awesome!!!

:thumbup:

[lownslow95]

So Liz, I thought of you this morning when I woke up and saw 5-6 inches of snow...so I decided to pile as much snow onto the top of my truck as I could for my drive into work today. :-p

I bet you did.

[Kerplunk105]

Today in history Thomas Edison gave the first public demonstration of an electric lamp (1879).

[twastheglow]

I bet you did.

I thought you got ****ed to death my 8 midgets.

Today in history Thomas Edison gave the first public demonstration of an electric lamp (1879).

What, did you read that off of a calendar? lol

[Kerplunk105]

What, did you read that off of a calendar? lol

ipod touch told me. I do as it says.

[twastheglow]

ipod touch told me. I do as it says.

Does it ever tell you to just touch yourself?

[Kerplunk105]

Does it ever tell you to just touch yourself?

No, it only likes when I touch it.

[Snoozie]

Does it ever tell you to just touch yourself?

Only when shes looking at porn on it. :eek:

[twastheglow]

No, it only likes when I touch it.

Does it ever touch you?

[twastheglow]

Only when shes looking at porn on it. :eek:

hahahahaha So like twice a day then?

[Kerplunk105]

Only when shes looking at porn on it. :eek:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

[Snoozie]

Of course today is going by so slow. I have so much to do before tonight and I just want to get out of here.

[twastheglow]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

You don't have to look nervous around me...I'm with you!!!

[CHAOS]

lol this girl started IMing me last night... ive known her for a while... shes trying to be all friendly like we talk all the time... anyway, she texts me this morning and im like what are you looking for? cause i dont have time to play bull**** head games.

shes like umm... i want to be friends... im like ok then ill ttyl lol

[twastheglow]

lol this girl started IMing me last night... ive known her for a while... shes trying to be all friendly like we talk all the time... anyway, she texts me this morning and im like what are you looking for? cause i dont have time to play bull**** head games.

shes like umm... i want to be friends... im like ok then ill ttyl lol

Ouch! There goes your in for other girls. *kisses it goodbye*

[Kerplunk105]

Of course today is going by so slow. I have so much to do before tonight and I just want to get out of here.

I hate that. It seems like b/c you have stuff to go and do time just crawls by lol

[lownslow95]

I thought you got ****ed to death my 8 midgets.

I didn't know you were a midget. :rofl:


:o:eek:

[Kerplunk105]

lol this girl started IMing me last night... ive known her for a while... shes trying to be all friendly like we talk all the time... anyway, she texts me this morning and im like what are you looking for? cause i dont have time to play bull**** head games.

shes like umm... i want to be friends... im like ok then ill ttyl lol

Ouch! There goes your in for other girls. *kisses it goodbye*

:iagree:

Whats wrong with being friends? She'll see that you are a decent guy since you shouldnt be nervous around her since the whole dating thing will be out of the way and when one of her single friends is looking, she'll mention you.. :roll:

[CHAOS]

Ouch! There goes your in for other girls. *kisses it goodbye*

lol dude no thanks, shes lame. i dont even want to be friends iwth people like that.

[Kerplunk105]

A****indorable!

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/securedownload-3.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/securedownload-1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/securedownload-2.jpg

[twastheglow]

I didn't know you were a midget. :rofl:


:o:eek:

I'm not. I was just there holding all 8 leashes.

[Oakes]

I like the drink one the most lol

[lownslow95]

I'm not. I was just there holding all 8 leashes.

:bigeek:

[twastheglow]

I like the drink one the most lol

That ****ing dog better watch out or he'll get beaten with a cheeseburger!

[Snoozie]

A****indorable!
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/securedownload-1.jpg


I like this one. Too cute.


Liz, I think I'm going to hold off on getting a TSE pup. I still want to do it and still want to go to the meeting, but we're having some issues with Frankie. I would like to get him on the right path before we bring another dog into the mix.

[twastheglow]

:bigeek:

What? Everyone knows you have to keep midgets on a leash.

[Kerplunk105]

I'm not. I was just there holding all 8 leashes.


:eek:

I like the drink one the most lol

Me too :mrgreen:

[lownslow95]

That ****ing dog better watch out or he'll get beaten with a cheeseburger!

i lol'ed.:lol:

[Kerplunk105]

That ****ing dog better watch out or he'll get beaten with a cheeseburger!

haha hahaha...good one :help:

[Kerplunk105]

I like this one. Too cute.


Liz, I think I'm going to hold off on getting a TSE pup. I still want to do it and still want to go to the meeting, but we're having some issues with Frankie. I would like to get him on the right path before we bring another dog into the mix.

Thats cool. Whats going on with him?

[lownslow95]

So my dryer broke yesterday and it cost me $200 :furious:

[Kerplunk105]

That sucks.

[twastheglow]

So my hair dryer broke yesterday and it cost me $200 :furious:

Fixed...fag.

[lownslow95]

That sucks.

It actually cost my dad $200, he just took it out of my account and for got to tell me.

[DropTopChevy]

Haha. Morning folks.

[Kerplunk105]

It actually cost my dad $200, he just took it out of my account and for got to tell me.

haha that sucks even more. :-p

[twastheglow]

Haha. Morning folks.

Good morning darling. Can I make you some breakfast?

[Snoozie]

It actually cost my dad $200, he just took it out of my account and for got to tell me.

hahahahaha Sucka!

[lownslow95]

Morning? Its 11. BK stops serving breakfast at 10:30, so I stop saying morning then. :-p

[Kerplunk105]

Good morning darling. Can I make you some breakfast?

yes, please. :mrgreen:

pancakes. now.

[lownslow95]

haha that sucks even more. :-p

Yes it does. I went to get some money and I knew I had like $350 in my account and when I saw the reciept, it said I had like $30 in there. I'm like WTF????:mad:

[twastheglow]

yes, please. :mrgreen:

pancakes. now.

Honey, you couldn't handle what I wear in the kitchen.

[DropTopChevy]

Good morning darling. Can I make you some breakfast?

Yes please. I took the day off from work for you. Your place or mine?

[twastheglow]

Yes please. I took the day off from work for you. Your place or mine?

Whatever place you feel more comfortable having me inside of you.

[Kerplunk105]

Honey, you couldn't handle what I wear in the kitchen.

:cry:

[Snoozie]

Mmmmm chocolate chip pancakes.

[twastheglow]

What would you like to eat? Nothing's too good for my baby.

[DropTopChevy]

Yes it does. I went to get some money and I knew I had like $350 in my account and when I saw the reciept, it said I had like $30 in there. I'm like WTF????:mad:

Going out and killing hookers ain't cheap Eric. :lol: Get a job.

[lownslow95]

Get your ass back in school.

[twastheglow]

:cry:

Don't be sad...I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't appreciate how you would handle it. lol

Mmmmm chocolate chip pancakes.

x2!

[DropTopChevy]

I could go for some bacon, oh master of the bacon.

[twastheglow]

Going out and killing hookers ain't cheap Eric. :lol: Get a job.

On the contrary, if done correctly, you can actually make money off of it. You just have to kill them at the end of their shift. Then they should have a couple bucks you can take.

[Kerplunk105]

On the contrary, if done correctly, you can actually make money off of it. You just have to kill them at the end of their shift. Then they should have a couple bucks you can take.

haha hahaha hahah hahah ahahah haha

[Kerplunk105]

Don't be sad...I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't appreciate how you would handle it. lol

:eek:

[DropTopChevy]

On the contrary, if done correctly, you can actually make money off of it. You just have to kill them at the end of their shift. Then they should have a couple bucks you can take.

Eric doesn't like to leave finger prints. He makes it look like an accident with his truck.

[DropTopChevy]

Liz and I are gonna tag team Mike? :eek:

[Kerplunk105]

Liz and I are gonna tag team Mike? :eek:

wait, what? :help:

All I wanted was pancakes :lol:

[DropTopChevy]

Road trip?

[Kerplunk105]

I could totally go for a road trip.

[twastheglow]

I could go for some bacon, oh master of the bacon.

How about I feed you bacon while I'm filling you with my pork steeple?

[twastheglow]

:eek:

Or would he? Maybe ****ing me could be a relationship building exercise. If you both **** me together, maybe it would bring you closer.

[twastheglow]

Eric doesn't like to leave finger prints. He makes it look like an accident with his truck.

I'm pretty sure Eric doesn't even have fingerprints.

[twastheglow]

wait, what? :help:

All I wanted was pancakes :lol:

Pancakes is code word for throbbing cock. We've been through this Liz. Sheesh

[twastheglow]

Road trip?

I could totally go for a road trip.

Then it's settled. I'll give you guys directions.

[Kerplunk105]

Pancakes is code word for throbbing cock. We've been through this Liz. Sheesh

Sorry. I forgot. :( I need more discipline.

[DropTopChevy]

Master of the multi post. I have never in my entire life on any forum seen someone post so many times in a row. I'm all for bacon and "code word" pancakes.

[DropTopChevy]

Sorry Mike I'm gonna be busy today. It's moving day for me http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/975486526.html

[twastheglow]

Sorry. I forgot. :( I need more discipline.

Yes you do..hmmmm

Master of the multi post. I have never in my entire life on any forum seen someone post so many times in a row. I'm all for bacon and "code word" pancakes.

LMFAO!!! When I first read that, I thought you wrote "master of the muti port" and that made me laugh hard! But yeah, there's a couple of mine in a row. lol Bacon and pancakes sound pretty ****ing hot, I mean good right now!

[Kerplunk105]

Sorry Mike I'm gonna be busy today. It's moving day for me http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/975486526.html

haha hahah hahah haha hahah hahaha.........sick.

[twastheglow]

Sorry Mike I'm gonna be busy today. It's moving day for me http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/975486526.html

Then you're going to need a big breakfast first. Then I'll help you move...your bowels that is. :rotfl:

[Snoozie]

Pancakes is code word for throbbing cock. We've been through this Liz. Sheesh

Eeeek, I can only guess what chocolate chip pancakes is code for then. :eek:

[Kerplunk105]

Then you're going to need a big breakfast first. Then I'll help you move...your bowels that is. :rotfl:

:bigeek:

[Kerplunk105]

Eeeek, I can only guess what chocolate chip pancakes is code for then. :eek:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif

[Kerplunk105]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif

[twastheglow]

Eeeek, I can only guess what chocolate chip pancakes is code for then. :eek:

Chocolate chips down the urethra for a chocolatey after taste. LOL

[twastheglow]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/YApukey.gif

Is that a gif of you opening wide for me 4 times over?

[sherwood]

shibbyyyyy

[Kerplunk105]

Is that a gif of you opening wide for me 4 times over?

Nope. http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/scaredturn.gif

[Kerplunk105]

shibbyyyyy

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Shibby3.jpg

[DropTopChevy]

Mike come hither. http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll146/wicked_visions_xiii/th25033qzmp8vjo761.gif

[twastheglow]

Mike come hither. http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll146/wicked_visions_xiii/th25033qzmp8vjo761.gif

LMFAO! hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaha I think you meant "cum", but regardless...you'll be smiling where I came last.

[Kerplunk105]

So cute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M&eurl=http://www.sotsyndicate.com/vids/23857-ninja-cat.html&feature=player_embedded)

[DropTopChevy]

http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/boff.gif
http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/wedgie.gif

[twastheglow]

http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/boff.gif
http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/wedgie.gif

****ING AMAZING!!! hahahahahahah Perfect!

[DropTopChevy]

So cute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M&eurl=http://www.sotsyndicate.com/vids/23857-ninja-cat.html&feature=player_embedded)

Repost, might have been on SOT, but I'm pretty sure it was here.

[Kerplunk105]

Repost, might have been on SOT, but I'm pretty sure it was here.

I just got it from SOT :-p

[Oakes]

So cute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M&eurl=http://www.sotsyndicate.com/vids/23857-ninja-cat.html&feature=player_embedded)

I was absolutlely hystericalonce that cat was right there, that was awesome

[Kerplunk105]

I was absolutlely hystericalonce that cat was right there, that was awesome

haha. I know. All up close and personal.

[DropTopChevy]

Hey Mike party at Eric's house tonight. You bring alcohol and ill bring my new mobile home.

[twastheglow]

Hey Mike party at Eric's house tonight. You bring alcohol and ill bring my new mobile home.

I would love to crash his house with a bunch of people. lol

[CHAOS]

i am sofa king bored right now.

[twastheglow]

i am sofa king bored right now.

Wurd! And I don't get out until 7 ****ing 30pm. :(

[Kerplunk105]

i am sofa king bored right now.


Yes, me too.

[Oakes]

I wake up to clear blue skies, just looked outside a minute ago, complete overcast. WTF

[DropTopChevy]

I would love to crash his house with a bunch of people. lol

http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en&q=binghampton%2C%20ny&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl

I will load the mobile home with people. We shall tip it over at midnight and set it a fire.

[DropTopChevy]

Get directions Mike!!!!!

[Kerplunk105]

http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en&q=binghampton%2C%20ny&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl

I will load the mobile home with people. We shall tip it over at midnight and set it a fire.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[DropTopChevy]

I just got a great idea. How awesome would it be to punch Carson Daly in the face at the stroke of midnight?

[Scapegoat]

upper and lower ball joints are a pain in the ass... and the store was out of 9" sawzall blades...

not getting much done today, and now its snowing.

[Oakes]

Yeah, I'm taking my car to the other house and putting it in the garage, I thought it was supposed to be nice out :(

[lownslow95]

Hey Mike party at Eric's house tonight. You bring alcohol and ill bring my new mobile home.

Indeed, bring new mobile home. It would be perfect right next to the s10.


I would love to crash his house with a bunch of people. lol

Bring bacon or your :banned:

[twastheglow]

http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en&q=binghampton%2C%20ny&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl

I will load the mobile home with people. We shall tip it over at midnight and set it a fire.

That is absolutely amazing!!! Seriously! How ****ing hilarious would that be to hear about that on the news? We'd get like 5 million hits on youtube!

[twastheglow]

I just got a great idea. How awesome would it be to punch Carson Daly in the face at the stroke of midnight?

If it were live, I'm down!!!

[DropTopChevy]

That is absolutely amazing!!! Seriously! How ****ing hilarious would that be to hear about that on the news? We'd get like 5 million hits on youtube!

We would put Yardley, Pa on the map.

**** it is seriously snowing.

[twastheglow]

Indeed, bring new mobile home. It would be perfect right next to the s10.




Bring bacon or your :banned:

When have you ever known me not to bring my meat...and raw for that matter?

[lownslow95]

I just got a great idea. How awesome would it be to punch Carson Daly in the face at the stroke of midnight?


Does he even still host it?

[DropTopChevy]

If it were live, I'm down!!!

It's live in Time Square. I seriously hate that guy for some reason. His show bothers me along with his attitude.

[twastheglow]

Does he even still host it?

Is he even still alive?

[twastheglow]

It's live in Time Square. I seriously hate that guy for some reason. His show bothers me along with his attitude.

Ryan Seacrest is the new Carson Daly...both are raging homos that make more money in a day than I ever will in my life. :(

[DropTopChevy]

Does he even still host it?
Yeah I saw a commercial for it on TV.
Is he even still alive?

I think that you are thinking Dick Clark, he's got one foot in the hole.

[twastheglow]

Yeah I saw a commercial for it on TV.


I think that you are thinking Dick Clark, he's got one foot in the hole.

hahahahaha No, I meant Carson. I haven't seen or heard anything about him in forever!!!

[grimm]

my car is covered in snow!!!

[DropTopChevy]

hahahahaha No, I meant Carson. I haven't seen or heard anything about him in forever!!!

He still has his stupid late night show. I still pass it every night channel surfing.

[lownslow95]

He still has his stupid late night show. I still pass it every night channel surfing.

Wich doesn't take you that long. :mrgreen:

[twastheglow]

He still has his stupid late night show. I still pass it every night channel surfing.

STILL? hahahahaahah That **** hasn't been canceled yet? Who thought that was a good idea?

[CHAOS]

11 hours to chicago :(

[Kerplunk105]

STILL? hahahahaahah That **** hasn't been canceled yet? Who thought that was a good idea?

I cant stand that stupid show.

[Oakes]

He probably sacrificed his salary to keep the show running, he's just terrible and he makes too much to look like a moron. Same with Seacrest, everything about that guy screams homo to me.

[twastheglow]

He probably sacrificed his salary to keep the show running, he's just terrible and he makes too much to look like a moron. Same with Seacrest, everything about that guy screams homo to me.

I REALLY hate Ryan...way more than Carson. However, I do have to hand it to the guy, he blew up after taking over the hosting job on American Idol. He's one lucky sob.



But I really can't ****ing stand him!!!

[Kerplunk105]

11 hours to chicago :(

:confused: :o

[Kerplunk105]

I REALLY hate Ryan...way more than Carson. However, I do have to hand it to the guy, he blew up after taking over the hosting job on American Idol. He's one lucky sob.



But I really can't ****ing stand him!!!

I had to google Ryan Seacrest to know who he even was :lol:

[DropTopChevy]

Wich doesn't take you that long. :mrgreen:
9 channels baby, we are starting to lose some to digital tv.
11 hours to chicago :(
Miss you. :hugs:
He probably sacrificed his salary to keep the show running, he's just terrible and he makes too much to look like a moron. Same with Seacrest, everything about that guy screams homo to me.

Seacrest out.

[twastheglow]

I had to google Ryan Seacrest to know who he even was :lol:

WHAT?!?!?! You really didn't know who he is?

[twastheglow]

Seacrest out.

I'll ****ing cut you if you ever say that again.

















But it would be with love...because I loooooooooove yoooooooooooou!

[DropTopChevy]

WHAT?!?!?! You really didn't know who he is?

I don't let Liz out much. She pretty much stays chained to a bed and I give her food and water and sometimes open a window, but that's pretty much it.

[DropTopChevy]

I'll ****ing cut you if you ever say that again.


But it would be with love...because I loooooooooove yoooooooooooou!

:inlove: You're so good to me.

[twastheglow]

I don't let Liz out much. She pretty much stays chained to a bed and I give her food and water and sometimes open a window, but that's pretty much it.

Then you my friend have clearly mastered the art of having a relationship! Bravo!

[Kerplunk105]

WHAT?!?!?! You really didn't know who he is?

I really dont watch TV much at all. His name sounded familar, but I couldnt pick him out of a crowd. :lol:

[DropTopChevy]

Then you my friend have clearly mastered the art of having a relationship! Bravo!

I learn from the master. http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj136/rjw915/Smileys/thbow28.gif

[Kerplunk105]

I don't let Liz out much. She pretty much stays chained to a bed and I give her food and water and sometimes open a window, but that's pretty much it.

Then you my friend have clearly mastered the art of having a relationship! Bravo!

haha hahah haha :help: