***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread***

[Snoozie]

And speaking of Jesus, if he loved me like everyone says he does, why does he allow me to have to work on the eve of his birth? That's just bull**** Mr. Jesus! Can you hear me? I'm ****ing talking to you!

Why baby Cheeses? WHY?!

[sherwood]

i hate oprah..she's such a ****.

[Kerplunk105]

Why baby Cheeses? WHY?!

LOL I love that...

http://unbearablylight.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/baby-cheeses.jpg

[twastheglow]

Sure! I'm gonna buy a lot of cars and a big garage to put them in.

Mmmmmmm, Versace LP640 is first on the list

Can you and I buy some joint things...like 50k sq/ft. house with 1 bedroom? :eek:

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I know NO one is going to agree with me about this, but she comes across as such a arrogant bitch to me. And I can spot arrogance since I'm the king of it! lol

x2 I have always hated her.

[twastheglow]

I can see what you mean...but idk...

I like some of the stuff she does. It drove me nuts that she bought her Goldens from a puppy mill...but she became educated and now does anti-puppy mill/store shows all the time.

I don't know...I just feel like she has such a god complex...for real!

[twastheglow]

Why baby Cheeses? WHY?!

See? I know...thank you.

[Snoozie]

She definitely seems to have a God complex. I'm sure shes great, if your black! She never helps out the white man. :mad:

[twastheglow]

i hate oprah..she's such a ****.

I honestly thought I was going to be the only one that thinks this. Of course, I'm only basing this on her actions...which I suppose is what people base their feelings of love and gratitude for her.

[Oakes]

Can you and I buy some joint things...like 50k sq/ft. house with 1 bedroom? :eek:

1 bed?

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I don't know...I just feel like she has such a god complex...for real!

That bitch needs practice what she preaches and re-distribute the wealth. I didn't get my check yet..:roll:

[CHAOS]

http://www.upload3r.com/serve/231208/1230050480.gif

[Snoozie]

LOL I love that...

http://unbearablylight.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/baby-cheeses.jpg

Seeing as my Mother is uber religious, I was going to make her a Baby Cheeses nativity scene. But, then I decided that it was best to get my gifts first.

[twastheglow]

1 bed?

Well...yeah. :o

[Kerplunk105]

Seeing as my Mother is uber religious, I was going to make her a Baby Cheeses nativity scene. But, then I decided that it was best to get my gifts first.

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha.......... :eek:

[twastheglow]

x2 I have always hated her.

Sweet! So there is a following.

[Kerplunk105]

http://www.upload3r.com/serve/231208/1230050480.gif

lulz!

[CHAOS]

lol @ religion... i used to want to believe that ****.. not so much anymore...

i watched a video on SOT the other day by some christian guy on youtube trying to prove that god does exist. he just kept coming to these assinine conclusions.

[twastheglow]

She definitely seems to have a God complex. I'm sure shes great, if your black! She never helps out the white man. :mad:

Yep, I sure am laughing my mother****ing ass off!!!

[twastheglow]

That bitch needs practice what she preaches and re-distribute the wealth. I didn't get my check yet..:roll:

Come to think of it, nor did I!!!

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Religion is for the weak.

[twastheglow]

lol @ religion... i used to want to believe that ****.. not so much anymore...

i watched a video on SOT the other day by some christian guy on youtube trying to prove that god does exist. he just kept coming to these assinine conclusions.

I don't even have to see it or ask to know that proof never came. LOL

[Oakes]

Mike, I say we make the floor in our bedroom completely out of mattresses. Make for awesome pillow fights :eek:

[Snoozie]

lol @ religion... i used to want to believe that ****.. not so much anymore...

i watched a video on SOT the other day by some christian guy on youtube trying to prove that god does exist. he just kept coming to these assinine conclusions.

There was a big black lady in fur coat on the corner of Adams and the Blvd. on the way back from the Pho cruise with a megaphone preaching at everybody. I wish I had some of my left over soup, I would've thrown it at her.

[Kerplunk105]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/look.gif

[twastheglow]

Mike, I say we make the floor in our bedroom completely out of mattresses. Make for awesome pillow fights :eek:

Spillproof mattesses?

[Kerplunk105]

There was a big black lady in fur coat on the corner of Adams and the Blvd. on the way back from the Pho cruise with a megaphone preaching at everybody. I wish I had some of my left over soup, I would've thrown it at her.

fur + soup = awesomeness. stupid bitch.

[Oakes]

There was a big black lady in fur coat on the corner of Adams and the Blvd. on the way back from the Pho cruise with a megaphone preaching at everybody. I wish I had some of my left over soup, I would've thrown it at her.

Saw that haha, I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying.

Spillproof mattesses?

we can afford it can't we?

[Kerplunk105]

Does anyone know where I can buy an orchid? My boss has one and its soo pretty. Do want!

[twastheglow]

Saw that haha, I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying.



we can afford it can't we?

Sure...we're splitting 50% of whatever Oprah's worth.

[Kerplunk105]

Saw that haha, I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying.





Oh...it wouldnt have mattered what she was saying. The fur coat would have been enough for me :eek:

[twastheglow]

Does anyone know where I can buy an orchid? My boss has one and its soo pretty. Do want!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess a florist.

[Kerplunk105]

Sure...we're splitting 50% of whatever Oprah's worth.

She's currently worth 2.5 billion :eek: :thumbup:

[Oakes]

Sure...we're splitting 50% of whatever Oprah's worth.

2 BILLION DOLLARS!! *pinky to mouth*

[Kerplunk105]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess a florist.

:o This time of year though? I dont know anything about them...

[CHAOS]

why didnt oprah bailout the auto industry?

[Kerplunk105]

1 BILLION DOLLARS!! *pinky to mouth*

Eh?

http://www.forsythe4kc.com/uploaded_images/billion_dollars-720856.jpg

[twastheglow]

:o This time of year though? I dont know anything about them...

Oh...who the **** knows? Just call and ask. I have no idea if flowers go out of season. lol

[twastheglow]

She's currently worth 2.5 billion :eek: :thumbup:

Sweet! Nick and I are going to split $1,250,000,000!!!

[twastheglow]

why didnt oprah bailout the auto industry?

I think we covered that in the "she's a bitch" statement. lol

[Oakes]

Sweet! Nick and I are going to split $1,250,000,000!!!

*thud*

can you guess what that was?

[Kerplunk105]

Oh...who the **** knows? Just call and ask. I have no idea if flowers go out of season. lol

Hmmmm. I shall do as Mike says.

[twastheglow]

*thud*

can you guess what that was?

Your huge cock?

[Oakes]

ding ding ding

I'm gonna go flail my huge cock around a public place, cause it won't matter! I'm rich BITCH!

[twastheglow]

ding ding ding

I'm gonna go flail my huge cock around a public place, cause it won't matter! I'm rich BITCH!

That's just the kind of freedom we're going to have to get acustomed to.

[Snoozie]

Why the **** is my Mom such a pain in the ass? We already did Christmas at their house on Sunday with the whole family. So tomorrow we're doing the immediate family (parents, sisters, brother-in-law, nephew). I just called to ask what time, and after telling her we had to be at Keith's Grandmonster's (lol) at 2 for super she said that we should come over at 4 for dinner. How does that make sense?

[Kerplunk105]

:help:

[Oakes]

It's going to be nice driving around my all black Veyron naked.

[twastheglow]

Why the **** is my Mom such a pain in the ass? We already did Christmas at their house on Sunday with the whole family. So tomorrow we're doing the imediate family (parents, sisters, brother-in-law, nephew). I just called to ask what time, and after telling her we had to be at Keith's Grandmonster's (lol) at 2 for super she said that we should come over at 4 for dinner. How does that make sense?

I'm assuming super=supper. And I hate the word supper! Just one of those pet peeve things I guess.

[Kerplunk105]

Why the **** is my Mom such a pain in the ass? We already did Christmas at their house on Sunday with the whole family. So tomorrow we're doing the immediate family (parents, sisters, brother-in-law, nephew). I just called to ask what time, and after telling her we had to be at Keith's Grandmonster's (lol) at 2 for super she said that we should come over at 4 for dinner. How does that make sense?

....does anything your Mom does make sense? :mrgreen:

[twastheglow]

It's going to be nice driving around my all black Veyron naked.

No one will even notice. They'll be too busy looking at the car...so it's all good.

[Oakes]

No one will even notice. They'll be too busy looking at the car...so it's all good.

Oh, I know. I know.

[Snoozie]

I'm assuming super=supper. And I hate the word supper! Just one of those pet peeve things I guess.

Oh be quiet. Yes I ment supper. I said it because its not really dinner time yet......it seemed more fitting. Who cares? :roll:

[Kerplunk105]

My coworker just asked if I have trust issues? LOL

[twastheglow]

Oh be quiet. Yes I ment supper. I said it because its not really dinner time yet......it seemed more fitting. Who cares? :roll:

Well...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Oakes]

My coworker just asked if I have trust issues? LOL

Well, do you?

[twastheglow]

My coworker just asked if I have trust issues? LOL

I wouldn't say that. You trust me enough not to make me wear a condom. :lol:

[Snoozie]

:bigeek:

[Kerplunk105]

Well, do you?

no, not really..well, sorta idk :lol:

Its not that I dont trust people, it just takes me a bit to trust them? :roll:

I wouldn't say that. You trust me enough not to make me wear a condom. :lol:

hahaha hahaah hahaha haha haha

:bigeek:

Indeed.

[Oakes]

So...you do? I'm lost, btw the condom ripped. I mean WUT??!!?!

[Kerplunk105]

So...you do? I'm lost, btw the condom ripped. I mean WUT??!!?!

Huh? :help:

[Oakes]

Huh? :help:

Do you trust me now?

All jk aside, I see what your saying.

[sherwood]

this is like an aim chatroom haha

[twastheglow]

this is like an aim chatroom haha

It sure is. I don't have aim at work so I'm forced to use this...which I don't mind.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

this is like an aim chatroom haha

Wtf are you 14...hahah :mrgreen: AIM that was cool in 1998 :wink:

[Kerplunk105]

I have AIM at work but meh. :lol:

[twastheglow]

Wtf are you 14...hahah :mrgreen: AIM that was cool in 1998 :wink:

I have AIM at work but meh. :lol:

I have aim at home, but I honestly don't think I've used it much since college. And that was '01.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Fact of the day!!!

The term "supper" usually refers to an evening meal that is eaten between 8:00 and 9:00pm. It should be noted that supper is not a common meal in many cultures

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I have AIM at work but meh. :lol:

a/s/l

12/f/peru

[twastheglow]

Fact of the day!!!

The term "supper" usually refers to an evening meal that is eaten between 8:00 and 9:00pm. It should be noted that supper is not a common meal in many cultures

Yay!!! And I still hate that word! Dinner is always appropriate when not talking about breakfast or lunch.

[twastheglow]

a/s/l

12/f/Mike's cock

:eek:

[Matt@EuroJerks]

My dad says it alll the time. It peeve's me too, but he technically is right, we don't eat till late in my family.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

:eek:

I see what you did there....:cyberguy:

[twastheglow]

My dad says it alll the time. It peeve's me too, but he technically is right, we don't eat till late in my family.

I don't give a **** if I'm eating at midnight...it's dinner.

[twastheglow]

I see what you did there....:cyberguy:

Oh...you saw that? :o

[Kerplunk105]

Anyone have exciting plans for Christmas or New Years Eve?

[Oakes]

Something with my pants I'm sure.

[twastheglow]

Something with my pants I'm sure.

Taking them off I hope...

[CHAOS]

ill probably just do nothing.

[twastheglow]

I actually don't know what I'm doing for New Years yet.

[sherwood]

party at my house new years..i can promise beer under age girls and std's...everything else you have to bring with you.

[twastheglow]

party at my house new years..i can promise beer under age girls and std's...everything else you have to bring with you.

I will bring my own std's, but thanks. :-p

[CHAOS]

STD's?!?!?!?! im there! lol

[sherwood]

you guys should come down..its always a good time here.

[twastheglow]

you guys should come down..its always a good time here.

If I had the money...:roll:

[sherwood]

u dont have to pay me for sex anymore.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

did a man just invite Mike to his house and he said he was broke...WTF is wrong with this situation?

[twastheglow]

u dont have to pay me for sex anymore.

Since when?!?!?!?! I just mailed a check yesterday. I'm putting a stop payment on that bitch right now!!!

[sherwood]

its a bacon thing you wouldnt understand.

[Oakes]

Sounds like my kind of party, Mike we have to go

[twastheglow]

did a man just invite Mike to his house and he said he was broke...WTF is wrong with this situation?

LOL I know, I know. But gas and beer cost money...more than I have right now. So I can only afford the alcohol. :roll:

[sherwood]

Since when?!?!?!?! I just mailed a check yesterday. I'm putting a stop payment on that bitch right now!!!

damnit i should told u after new years! ****!

[twastheglow]

its a bacon thing you wouldnt understand.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nice.

[twastheglow]

damnit i should told u after new years! ****!

True...I could have claimed that last check amount on my '08 taxes.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Mike have your mom drive you....

[twastheglow]

Mike have your mom drive you....

She's sick of dropping me off at friends houses. And she's going to be pissed when she sees I didn't clean my room when I told her I did.

[sherwood]

shes gonna be pissed when she see's omgturboz mom over haha

[twastheglow]

shes gonna be pissed when she see's omgturboz mom over haha

Nah, she picks me up and takes me to her house. Nothing like a booty call AND making the girl pick you up. LOL

[Kerplunk105]

bleh.

[The Captain]

http://www.ls2.com/forums/images/smilies/truestory.gif

[Kerplunk105]

http://www.ls2.com/forums/images/smilies/truestory.gif

Haha..

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/gtfo2.gif

[Snoozie]

party at my house new years..i can promise beer under age girls and std's...everything else you have to bring with you.

You coming over on Saturday?

[The Captain]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/champchris/Misc/Tortuga.gif

[Snoozie]

Just found out we're getting out of here no later than 3. w00t.

[Kerplunk105]

One of my coworkers got a puppy...omg. Soo cute. He's an English Toy Spaniel. He just cuddles in your lap.

Looks sorta like this..

http://www.pupcity.com/images/adpics/08024222130015_1.jpg

[twastheglow]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5ecf65b2e/the-perfect-gift-from-ugly-boy

[Kerplunk105]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5ecf65b2e/the-perfect-gift-from-ugly-boy

:lol: :eek:

[Matt@EuroJerks]

One of my coworkers got a puppy...omg. Soo cute. He's an English Toy Spaniel. He just cuddles in your lap.

Looks sorta like this..

http://www.pupcity.com/images/adpics/08024222130015_1.jpg

punt it...

[Snoozie]

punt it...

Yeah, that is a ugly little thing. haha

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I always see dogs on the street and ask the owner if they ever try to kick it for distance. They give me funny looks but then again I have my penis hanging out of my pants while I do this.

[Kerplunk105]

I always see dogs on the street and ask the owner if they ever try to kick it for distance. They give me funny looks but then again I have my penis hanging out of my pants while I do this.

:bigeek:

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI

[twastheglow]

:bigeek:

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI

I've seen that in the past. It's hilarious. lol

[Kerplunk105]

I've seen that in the past. It's hilarious. lol

So old, but soo funny :mrgreen:

[Snoozie]

God damnit! I can't watch these at work with no sound! :(

[Kerplunk105]

My puppy is leaving on Saturday :cry:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Dogs/Photo22.jpg

[Kerplunk105]

God damnit! I can't watch these at work with no sound! :(

headphones? some of them are funny without sound :-p

[Snoozie]

My puppy is leaving on Saturday :cry:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/Dogs/Photo22.jpg



I still haven't emailed that lady. haha.......

[Kerplunk105]

I still haven't emailed that lady. haha.......

you bum! :lol:

Maybe you should get a North Star dog :wink:

[twastheglow]

you bum! :lol:

Maybe you should get a North Star dog :wink:

Cadillac?

[Snoozie]

you bum! :lol:

Maybe you should get a North Star dog :wink:

Whats the deal with them? Would I have to go to "meetings" like TSE? I would like to have an older dog.......

[Kerplunk105]

Whats the deal with them? Would I have to go to "meetings" like TSE? I would like to have an older dog.......

Nope, they dont do meetings..I'm really the only person in our area that raises them :lol:

It is soo nice getting an older puppy thats pretty much housebroken and can sleep through the night and stay longer periods in the crate.

I usually get puppies that are 12-16 weeks old to finish them up before they go to the families. They never stay longer then 3 months, (program policy). They would most likely get spayed or neutered while you had them, (NS obviously pays for it). Depending on where the family is, they would come over and visit the puppy to begin bonding with them. Let me know if you want more info/Patty's email :)

There is nothing on here (http://northstardogs.com/) about puppy raising, but you can get more info about North Star...

Susie, this is Drake's sister! http://jackandsassy.blogspot.com/2008/12/sassy-is-wonder-puppy.html

[Snoozie]

I just don't know if I would really want to deal with Patty. :roll:

[Snoozie]

Cadillac?

Yes please!
http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2009/Cadillac/2009.cadillac.sts-v.20233827-396x249.jpg

[twastheglow]

Yes please!
http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2009/Cadillac/2009.cadillac.sts-v.20233827-396x249.jpg

Yeah, me too!

[Kerplunk105]

I just don't know if I would really want to deal with Patty. :roll:

Eh, she's not all that bad. At least not when it has nothing to do with money LOL

[Kerplunk105]

Do want.

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2008/01/cadillac-cts-v.jpg

[Snoozie]

I like the STS better. Bigger=Better. :eek:

[Kerplunk105]

I like the STS better. Bigger=Better. :eek:

Bigger is def not better. :-p

For 58k vs 80k..I'll take a tad of a smaller car. :-p

[twastheglow]

I like the STS better. Bigger=Better. :eek:

Nah...the CTS is plently big for me.

[Snoozie]

I like bigger cars.


I'm outta here!!

[twastheglow]

I like bigger cars.


I'm outta here!!

I can understand that. I like smaller ones.

[Kerplunk105]

I'm out as well.

http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq209/Wildflowerafternoons/Smileys/smiley_emoticons_winken4.gif

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I am here for another 45 min..

[c0nfl1kt]

I am here all day, all week, all weekend. I guess I will be taking this thread to 1000 pages by myself!

[twastheglow]

I'm here until 5:45pm. :( :( :( :(

[Oakes]

I love being a bum

[The Captain]

I've sat around all day. Its been great.

[c0nfl1kt]

I just woke up. It's great.

[twastheglow]

I love being a bum

I've sat around all day. Its been great.

I just woke up. It's great.

**** you, you, and you.

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Fug you all gently with a chainsaw. That is all.

[TROLL]

I'm at work till about 4 or so... depends when everyone else finishes up.

And Liz how does your program work? Do you get paid to take care of the dogs or is it volunteer? I assume at the least all expenses are covered? Sounds interesting... I had a friend who did that a long time ago but it was with the babies. She had 5 kittens running around her room when I was there, it was amazingly cute.

[twastheglow]

Fug you all gently with a chainsaw. That is all.

So I'm assuming it's turned off? LOL

[twastheglow]

I'm at work till about 4 or so... depends when everyone else finishes up.

And Liz how does your program work? Do you get paid to take care of the dogs or is it volunteer? I assume at the least all expenses are covered? Sounds interesting... I had a friend who did that a long time ago but it was with the babies. She had 5 kittens running around her room when I was there, it was amazingly cute.

Good question. Do you get paid to do that? I mean, that seems like it would be quite a bit of work.

[c0nfl1kt]

**** you, you, and you.

Ok!:wink:

*opens bunhole*

[twastheglow]

Ok!:wink:

*opens bunhole*

For my sausage?

[Matt@EuroJerks]

6lbs of meat in a 4lb bag... ewwwww

[TROLL]

Oh I should also add that I haven't done a single bit of work today, there's nothing to do. Not sure why they had us come in?

Eh, I just finished watching Happy Gillmore, gotta find something else on TV now...

[Snoozie]

The one program (The Seeing Eye) is all volunteering and you get money for basic supplies plus vet bills. North Star pays, but I'm not sure if everyone gets paid or if that's just Liz. lol

Pretty much your payment is the satisfaction of knowing that you are helping an autistic child or a blind/visually impaired person.

[twastheglow]

6lbs of meat in a 4lb bag... ewwwww

Story of my life. LOL

[twastheglow]

Oh I should also add that I haven't done a single bit of work today, there's nothing to do. Not sure why they had us come in?

Me too and me either. lol

[c0nfl1kt]

For my sausage?

Yes, store it where it's nice and warm.

[TROLL]

Yeah thats awesome about the dawgs, its something I'd like to get invovled in either way down the road...

[Matt@EuroJerks]

The one program (The Seeing Eye) is all volunteering and you get money for basic supplies plus vet bills. North Star pays, but I'm not sure if everyone gets paid or if that's just Liz. lol

Pretty much your payment is the satisfaction of knowing that you are helping an autistic child or a blind/visually impaired person.


Do you get to play with them? Then I am IN!!:bigeek:

:cyberguy:<--filling out application now.

[twastheglow]

I don't have the patience to own an animal let alone take care of/train someone else's. :o

[Scapegoat]

Do want.

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2008/01/cadillac-cts-v.jpg

i saw one the other day... i jizzed in my pants

[Matt@EuroJerks]

I don't have the patience to own an animal let alone take care of/train someone else's. :o

WE ARE BREAKING UP THEN and I am keeping my purse you gave me!!:rock:

[twastheglow]

WE ARE BREAKING UP THEN and I am keeping my purse you gave me!!:rock:

Actually, do you remember the contract you signed? You can only keep the purse for the time we're together. Sorry. *opens hands and waits for you to hand it to me*

[Matt@EuroJerks]

**** ....you told me you didnt know how to read!!!!!

[twastheglow]

**** ....you told me you didnt know how to read!!!!!

I don't...but I know how to write. LMFAO!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA Gotcha' bitch!

[DropTopChevy]

Stepbrothers was pretty funny. Watched that last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui653yx0yx8 (NWS due to language)

I wonder who sent you that link? :mrgreen:

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Till friday.... I am OUT!!!

[twastheglow]

Till friday.... I am OUT!!!

Have a good one bro. Think about me!

[Snoozie]

Home for my [little] Christmas break and I'm already bored. :roll:

[twastheglow]

Home for my [little] Christmas break and I'm already bored. :roll:

Don't worry, I'm still at work. So you're already better off than me. :(

[Snoozie]

But you come in waayyyy later than I do. So...yeah.

[twastheglow]

But you come in waayyyy later than I do. So...yeah.

Trust me, not by choice. I totally wish I could work 8-5, or even 9-6. This 10:30-7:30 bull**** sucks fiercely!

[Oakes]

you can all work 2-8 instead, yes that is AM.

[twastheglow]

you can all work 2-8 instead, yes that is AM.

3rd shift sucks ass too.

[Oakes]

Yep, but I has the rest of the day to myself.

[twastheglow]

Yep, but I has the rest of the day to myself.

I don't know if I could handle that schedule for very long.

[tdmopar59]

im 5pm-11pm weekdays... and for the first 3 weeks of december i was 5pm to 3am..... not fun!

[Scapegoat]

arg... nothing going on at my parents now... wish i had some ****ty clothes with me so i could work on the truck...

maybe i'll go sit out there in my underwear and work on it... hmmm, i could at least remove the front springs... thats not that much work...

[twastheglow]

maybe i'll go sit out there in my underwear and work on it... hmmm, i could at least remove the front springs... thats not that much work...

Pics for my TST scrapbook?

[Scapegoat]

you already have some :o

[twastheglow]

you already have some :o

Well, see...I have some of your truck, and I have some with you in your underwear, but I don't have any of you working on your truck in your underwear.

[Oakes]

hahahaha

[Scapegoat]

touche...

[twastheglow]

touche...

Sooooooooo...pics?

[twastheglow]

35 more minutes and I'm out! This day is ****ing taking forever!

[c0nfl1kt]

I usually work 6am-10pm or so.

[Oakes]

hmmm.

Buy a bunch more detailing products, or get my own domain for my website?

[c0nfl1kt]

hmmm.

Buy a bunch more detailing products, or get my own domain for my website?

Both? Domains don't cost much.

[twastheglow]

hmmm.

Buy a bunch more detailing products, or get my own domain for my website?

Tell me what the website is and I'll give you an answer.

[Oakes]

Tell me what the website is and I'll give you an answer.

www.oakesdetail.webs.com

I'm just making a small purchase.

[Scapegoat]

buy domain name
hire me to program
pay me to host it
????
profit

[Snoozie]

I got these chocolate covered chocolate chip cookie dough ball things today and they are so good. Mmmmmmm.

[Oakes]

buy domain name
hire me to program
pay me to host it
????
profit

I'm confused here, the site is offering a premium deal, where I pay them x amount of money to host the site and get the domain name. Is this different from just buying the domain name and then hosting the site elsewhere? I really don't know how to ask that question, this stuff confuses me.

[c0nfl1kt]

I'm confused here, the site is offering a premium deal, where I pay them x amount of money to host the site and get the domain name. Is this different from just buying the domain name and then hosting the site elsewhere? I really don't know how to ask that question, this stuff confuses me.

You can buy a domain and host it on any server. If you pay godaddy or a similar company they're just going to host your data on their corporate servers. They usually run 4 regular sites on one server which isn't good for bandwidth.

[Oakes]

You can buy a domain and host it on any server. If you pay godaddy or a similar company they're just going to host your data on their corporate servers. They usually run 4 regular sites on one server which isn't good for bandwidth.

So, say I wanted to take this current website and just host it elsewhere, is there a way for me to just get the data or I don't even know to move it elsewhere?

[Scapegoat]

probably more than 4 on a server :lol: that place is a farm ;)

when you host multiple sites on a single server, a site that gets a lot of traffic may end up causing site's with a smaller user base to get hit with slow load times...

consider TST, relatively small...

if TST is hosted on a server... with say... "busty asians forum" then we're taking a huge hit due to all the image loads and refreshes to the site "busty asians forum".

I'm confused here, the site is offering a premium deal, where I pay them x amount of money to host the site and get the domain name. Is this different from just buying the domain name and then hosting the site elsewhere? I really don't know how to ask that question, this stuff confuses me.

how much is this premium deal? its probably... no, its definitely going to be cheaper to keep what you've got done and stay with the current company. for me to host, its going to cost $10 a month... plus programming, since what you've got done will not work on my server (most def a different programming language)

I'm just sayin' though, i want to work on more sites so i can build my personal resume :lol: and make more money.

[Scapegoat]

So, say I wanted to take this current website and just host it elsewhere, is there a way for me to just get the data or I don't even know to move it elsewhere?

that companies "instant website" probably won't move easily... which is the point of letting you build it for free. Best way to lock people in to your company... don't let them leave :)

thats my plan... i'm going to build and host client's sites... if they want to move on to another developer... then its going to hurt as they're not getting my code

[Oakes]

probably more than 4 on a server :lol: that place is a farm ;)

when you host multiple sites on a single server, a site that gets a lot of traffic may end up causing site's with a smaller user base to get hit with slow load times...

consider TST, relatively small...

if TST is hosted on a server... with say... "busty asians forum" then we're taking a huge hit due to all the image loads and refreshes to the site "busty asians forum".



how much is this premium deal? its probably... no, its definitely going to be cheaper to keep what you've got done and stay with the current company. for me to host, its going to cost $10 a month... plus programming, since what you've got done will not work on my server (most def a different programming language)

I'm just sayin' though, i want to work on more sites so i can build my personal resume :lol: and make more money.

If you can do my site, with all the content I already have and can put it on a domain and host it for $100 initially (the cost to register and host the site on this builder now) then you got a deal. I'm far too confused by this stuff.

[Snoozie]

For Christmas. haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jyCfRHumHU

[Scapegoat]

If you can do my site, with all the content I already have and can put it on a domain and host it for $100 initially (the cost to register and host the site on this builder now) then you got a deal. I'm far too confused by this stuff.

i can do a year of hosting for a year for $100... but domain registration will need to be taken care of somewhere else... godaddy makes it easy to register a domain and then set it up to be hosted elsewhere...

but building the site... that'll cost more :lol:

[Oakes]

i can do a year of hosting for a year for $100... but domain registration will need to be taken care of somewhere else... godaddy makes it easy to register a domain and then set it up to be hosted elsewhere...

but building the site... that'll cost more :lol:

hmm...$100 + a detail? haha

I want the site to be "better" with the content I already have, and I want to register the domain while getting this up and running by the start of '09. I don't want to go through the trouble/cost of buying the domain and hosting, then not wanting to use the site I built

[Xavier]

Define better.

[Scapegoat]

i def can't get it done by the beginning of 09 :lol:

you're looking at about a month or so of development time, and price depending really on what you want exactly... we can def talk... my car does need a detail... or two... or three ;)

in other news... fantastic contraption's site decided to suck ass...

[Oakes]

Define better.

more personal, less cookie cutter. I was ok with it to start, but I can't change too much with these templates/don't know how to do so.

[Oakes]

i def can't get it done by the beginning of 09 :lol:

you're looking at about a month or so of development time, and price depending really on what you want exactly... we can def talk... my car does need a detail... or two... or three ;)

in other news... fantastic contraption's site decided to suck ass...

Well, whatever the appropriate time that is needed, just sometime soon. I just dont want to make my business cards/brochures without a website to tack on without a third party hosting address.

We can definately work something out payment wise, I just don't want to dish out a bunch of money just yet as Im still adding to my inventory just so i dont run out of stuff and of course christmas and car payments. Free details for you is fine with me :mrgreen:

[Scapegoat]

i take handjobs...

but, in the spirit of whatever this holiday is anymore... and me needing more sites for my resume... we can work something out... it'll be simple, to keep it quick to do... but... we'll work something out.

hardest part now... getting a design and a site plan together :) i can't just start programming w/o at least a solid plan... gallery section? product section? services? etc...

the super benefit to me, other than having something for my resume... is that these bits and pieces... i can "sell"... but keep in mind, the stuff you get will be pretty simply built. you're not going to get a gallery that automatically resizes images... so that will be on you, etc... no bells or whistles... but the site itself can be designed any way you like... but not by me :lol:, cause i'm not a designer :)

[Oakes]

i gotta run out for a bit, I will catch up when I get back.

[Oakes]

I would want a photo gallery, for before and after pics. I can handle the resizing/etc.

Services page to describe the details, then the prices either on a seperate page or the same page.

an about page for the "business"

a home page with a brief description and a good way to capture the viewer and lead them to the links

a vehicle care tips page

contact page

Im trying to think of more stuff

I just want something professional, not sophisticated but catchy and at the same time exquisite as some of my customers are very high end

[Kerplunk105]

And Liz how does your program work? Do you get paid to take care of the dogs or is it volunteer? I assume at the least all expenses are covered? Sounds interesting... I had a friend who did that a long time ago but it was with the babies. She had 5 kittens running around her room when I was there, it was amazingly cute.

Good question. Do you get paid to do that? I mean, that seems like it would be quite a bit of work.

The one program (The Seeing Eye) is all volunteering and you get money for basic supplies plus vet bills. North Star pays, but I'm not sure if everyone gets paid or if that's just Liz. lol

Pretty much your payment is the satisfaction of knowing that you are helping an autistic child or a blind/visually impaired person.

Yeah thats awesome about the dawgs, its something I'd like to get invovled in either way down the road...

Do you get to play with them? Then I am IN!!:bigeek:

:cyberguy:<--filling out application now.

Yes...I get paid for training Service Dogs. Its pretty fun. They live with me full time, in my house.

As Susie mentioned, not everyone gets paid...I'm just that awesome. 12/14 dogs have become Service Dogs that I've trained, (one was dismissed for hip problems and one was dismissed for lack of confidence).

i saw one the other day... i jizzed in my pants

Yes. They are pure sex. :o

[c0nfl1kt]

one was dismissed for lack of confidence).





Emo dog?

[Kerplunk105]

Emo dog?

:lol: No, she was a wonderful pet but couldnt take the pressure of being a Guide Dog.

[c0nfl1kt]

Poor doggie.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233/mrstickslives/Advice_dog_college.jpg

[Kerplunk105]

Eh...she went to a good pet home. The Seeing Eye charges $500 adoption fee.

[Oakes]

It sucks seeing pretty girls in church, cause what/why the hell would you try to drop a pick up line on them?

[c0nfl1kt]

I hate seeing pretty girls with douchebag boyfriends. It makes me angry.

[Oakes]

I hate seeing pretty girls with douchebag boyfriends. It makes me angry.

that too, like the ones with blowout hair cuts and look like they tan more than the girl does?

[c0nfl1kt]

that too, like the ones with blowout hair cuts and look like they tan more than the girl does?

Or the redneck-looking ones that you know treat their girfriend as a personal slave and the girl is your friend and is gorgeous and amazing and you've liked her for like 5 years now and there's nothing you can do to free her because her bf is a certified lunatic and she's in love with him because despite beating her and treating her like a prisoner he's been f*cking her since she's been in middle school. Yeah, those...

[The Captain]

It sucks seeing pretty girls in church, cause what/why the hell would you try to drop a pick up line on them?

Church is a great place to meet chicks.

[The Captain]

i can do a year of hosting for a year for $100... but domain registration will need to be taken care of somewhere else... godaddy makes it easy to register a domain and then set it up to be hosted elsewhere...

but building the site... that'll cost more :lol:

I may be talking to you later about hosting my dad's paving site. And if my roommate ****s the bed on creating the site, I may be talking to you about that too.

[Oakes]

Church is a great place to meet chicks.

How? I'm seriously interested in how you can master this lol cause I'd feel awkward as **** sayin somethin haha. There are some GORGEOUS girls that attend my church that I dont see elsewhere.

[The Captain]

I'm not gonna act like i pick up chicks there all the time, but i have met a few.

If i happen to look at them while they are looking at me, I usually give the little smirk back and see the reaction i get. If it's a good vibe, at the little reception thing after mass at my church i'll go over to them and say "hey i've never seen you here before" blah blah blah. corny, but it works.

[The Captain]

Speaking of meeting girls, my roommate collectively have the "game" of a 4 y/o child. They're almost scared to go up and start conversation. It's embarrassing. So when I got out and go up to girls they kinda stand behind me and it just looks so gay. I usually make a joke about it and make them look more retarded then they already do, but wtf. Is it that hard to talk to a girl? I mean, i know theyre not the best looking dudes in the world, but confidence goes a looong way.

[Oakes]

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

[c0nfl1kt]

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

Oakes, you need a win. Go get some!

[Elliott18t]

ugh.. Bored in car to mich and this phone sucks for internet searching lol

[Oakes]

haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol.

[c0nfl1kt]

haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol.

Dude, do it. Don't even think. Just tap her shoulder, introduce yourself as the sex you are, and let her talk.

[Scapegoat]

I may be talking to you later about hosting my dad's paving site. And if my roommate ****s the bed on creating the site, I may be talking to you about that too.

i'm only hosting the sites that i build, and i'm only working on the sites that i host.

kind of my way of being able to be a bit pickier about my work, and my clients.

Though, i really need to come up with a firm pricing structure and a soft business plan.

The benefit to the client though, you get me... and ask Mike or Charly... that is quite the benefit.

[Oakes]

Dude, do it. Don't even think. Just tap her shoulder, introduce yourself as the sex you are, and let her talk.

Which is how I always do it. haha

[Scapegoat]

Which is how I always do it. haha

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

[Scapegoat]

ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

[c0nfl1kt]

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

Ken, lets hang out.

[Oakes]

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

You sir, are a genius.

[The Captain]

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

From what i've seen, girls are rarely nonchalant with their actions and body language says a lot so def get at it.

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

hahahaha awesome.

[c0nfl1kt]

So, who wants to come pick me up so we can go hit mailboxes with my metal mop handle? It's the swiffer so we're set.

[Oakes]

So, who wants to come pick me up so we can go hit mailboxes with my metal mop handle? It's the swiffer so we're set.

LOL what? Louisville that ****!

[Scapegoat]

night, merry christmas peoples... i probably won't be on till much later tomorrow if at all.

eat, drink, be gay

[c0nfl1kt]

I have a whole night of pleasuring myself ahead of me.

[Oakes]

haha night Ken.

Keep your night time Christmas stories to yourselves :eek:

[Kerplunk105]

I have a whole night of pleasuring myself ahead of me.

:eek: :help:

[CHAOS]

bah humbug.

workin.

[DropTopChevy]

Thats beat.

Merry Christmas everyone.

[CHAOS]

lmfao... does it say SOT in that bat symbol?

[DropTopChevy]

lmfao... does it say SOT in that bat symbol?

Indeed it does. :lol:

Edit: I was trying to find one of the smileys and I found this. I can't take credit for making it.

[CHAOS]

hahaha can has hi-res?

[DropTopChevy]

No I had to directly drag it as small as it is. The site it's from is down.

Third result:
http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=sot&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i50/droptopchevy/images.jpg

[CHAOS]

thats pretty funny.

[Kerplunk105]

How goes it, Jon?

[CHAOS]

it goes... getting ready to watch death race... heard it was pretty good.

how about you?

[Kerplunk105]

it goes... getting ready to watch death race... heard it was pretty good.

how about you?

I thought it was pretty good. :thumbup:

Not much here. Getting ready to go to sleep :)

[CHAOS]

get some rest... ill be here doing absolutely nothing.

[Oakes]

working = gay

I just woke up

[Kerplunk105]

get some rest... ill be here doing absolutely nothing.

haha. Did you get to open any presents yet? What did you think of Death Race??

working = gay

I just woke up

I slept 12am-5am and then 7am-now :lol:

[CHAOS]

lol i was the only one in chester county that was awake at 430 this morning, no i didnt open any presents.

[Kerplunk105]

lol i was the only one in chester county that was awake at 430 this morning, no i didnt open any presents.

Oh :lol: I hate opening presents in front of people...I would have taken them all to work and opened them ahahah

I'm actually thinking about going in to work tomorrow. I do have off (paid)..but if I work tomorrow, I can have off another day. Its not like I'm going to be doing anything. Heck, I wouldnt mind working these holidays. My family doesnt do anything special.

[CHAOS]

i think next year... im going to try to be very far away on christmas... maybe europe... or japan.