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igo4bmx · 01-10-2006, 12:15 PM

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

OutOfStock · 01-10-2006, 03:57 PM

of course he knew....chuck norris knows all

teh DIRT · 01-10-2006, 04:02 PM

he sure does

trentieth · 01-10-2006, 08:18 PM

so he plugs his book... God bless him

BlackBulletTSi · 01-10-2006, 09:51 PM

hahahaha I love it. He plugged his book and was like they rocked haha.

WRX27 · 01-11-2006, 05:07 PM

Thats great haha

Silver04STi · 01-20-2006, 07:55 PM

Stumbled across another Chuck Norris site:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

97TurboDSM · 01-20-2006, 08:51 PM

haha chuck norris is going to start submitting his own facts about chuck norris

wgknestrick · 01-21-2006, 12:43 AM

Did anyone get the amazing Chuck Norris facts email this month?

I still laugh about some of them.

"Chuck once built a time machine. He then traveled back and saved JFK by stoping the bullets in his burly beard. Seeing this spectacular sight, JFKs heard exploded out of the shear amazement."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....And got one"

Chuck's roundhouse kicks are so fast, using Einstein's theory of relativity, he can kick you yesterday.

WhiteXFire · 01-21-2006, 04:06 AM

I just said to myself, "WTF, if that Steven Seg..." and then I saw your sig.

2slowMX5 · 01-21-2006, 07:36 PM

Chuck aint the only guy out there with funny facts:

During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.

One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back.

Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

wgknestrick · 01-21-2006, 08:07 PM

http://www.4q.cc/t/

Awesome sight that has random fact generators for Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Vin.

wgknestrick · 01-21-2006, 08:14 PM

Mr. T is slated to star in the hit show formerly known as "Everybody Loves Raymond," which was changed to "Everyone Tolerates Raymond" last season and will now become "Mr. T Pities Raymond."

wgknestrick · 01-21-2006, 08:19 PM

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

01-10-2006, 12:15 PM	#1
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01-10-2006, 03:57 PM	#2
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	of course he knew....chuck norris knows all __________________ I hate my car

01-10-2006, 09:51 PM	#5
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	hahahaha I love it. He plugged his book and was like they rocked haha. __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

01-20-2006, 07:55 PM	#7
Silver04STi Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NJ Member #94 My Ride: 2005 Legacy GT iTrader: (0)	Stumbled across another Chuck Norris site: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ __________________ - Kevin

01-21-2006, 04:06 AM	#10
WhiteXFire Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #305 My Ride: 2007 Infiniti G35x, 2008 MB SLK55 AMG iTrader: (0)	I just said to myself, "WTF, if that Steven Seg..." and then I saw your sig. __________________ Just enjoying the ride. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2004 Chrysler Crossfire - Gone 2007 Infiniti G35x Sedan - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2008 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

01-10-2006, 08:18 PM	#4
trentieth Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA Member #18 iTrader: (0)	so he plugs his book... God bless him

01-11-2006, 05:07 PM	#6
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	Thats great haha

01-20-2006, 08:51 PM	#8
97TurboDSM TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #849 My Ride: '03 IY 20th GTI iTrader: (3)	haha chuck norris is going to start submitting his own facts about chuck norris

01-21-2006, 07:36 PM	#11
2slowMX5 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Member #1351 iTrader: (1)	Chuck aint the only guy out there with funny facts: During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T. One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back. Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

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