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OutlawzPrez · 08-27-2009, 02:52 PM

You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!

Just to let everyone know this guy wasn't me... Sorry to give your hopes up. I found this ad on craigslist lulz. Here's the link below...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...273689551.html

3rdGenMr2Girl · 08-27-2009, 03:10 PM

hahahahahahha awesome!!!!! i got my purse puked in at a party, i was mega pissssssed.

lownslow95 · 08-27-2009, 03:14 PM

Hahaha. Some how I don't think he is going to get a response from the chick's purse he puked in.

Foolinaround · 08-27-2009, 03:18 PM

people are wreckless

twastheglow · 08-27-2009, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OutlawzPrez

You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!

Just to let everyone know this guy wasn't me... Sorry to give your hopes up. I found this ad on craigslist lulz. Here's the link below...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...273689551.html

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

05Accent · 08-27-2009, 04:16 PM

thats dumb, and pointless. really.

OutlawzPrez · 08-27-2009, 04:39 PM

That bitch must be mad!!! Anyone ever check out best-of-craigslist? It has some interesting post's.

90blacktsiawd · 08-28-2009, 08:55 AM

There's some seriously disturbing things that get voted into the best of craigslist sometimes.

90blacktsiawd · 08-28-2009, 09:09 AM

One of my favorites

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

And a few that are just damn amusing

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ftc/921041252.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/784448284.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

3rdGenMr2Girl · 08-28-2009, 11:05 AM

omg the nintendo one had me rofl

importpower99 · 08-28-2009, 11:40 AM

The cat one was funny

RedlineBrian · 08-28-2009, 04:30 PM

classy lulz

DPancoast · 08-28-2009, 04:36 PM

haha craigslist is awesome

Kir Diesel · 08-28-2009, 04:43 PM

For the mothereffin win!

08-27-2009, 02:52 PM	#1
OutlawzPrez Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Lafayette Hill baddlandz Member #5364 My Ride: 1991 Silvia iTrader: (1)	I Puked in Your Purse You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!! Just to let everyone know this guy wasn't me... Sorry to give your hopes up. I found this ad on craigslist lulz. Here's the link below... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...273689551.html __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

08-27-2009, 03:18 PM	#4
Foolinaround TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: McGuire AFB Member #9448 My Ride: 2016 GTI SE w/PP/Boeing C-17 Globemaster III iTrader: (2)	people are wreckless __________________ -John C-17 Loadmaster DenOfDebauchery

08-27-2009, 04:39 PM	#7
OutlawzPrez Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Lafayette Hill baddlandz Member #5364 My Ride: 1991 Silvia iTrader: (1)	That bitch must be mad!!! Anyone ever check out best-of-craigslist? It has some interesting post's. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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