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dragonfly2k3 · 08-07-2009, 06:43 PM

So, the internet has told me that sperm donation can pay up to $40 per day, but i cant find where to do this. Anyone ever get payed for fappin?

sherwood · 08-07-2009, 06:44 PM

ur sister pays 2 times that much for sperm donation.

dragonfly2k3 · 08-07-2009, 06:45 PM

lollerskates. But seriously, even if i do this 2 days a week, an extra 300 a month would really help me out.

SpEcRv9 · 08-07-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonfly2k3

So, the internet has told me that sperm donation can pay up to $40 per day, but i cant find where to do this. Anyone ever get payed for fappin?

I think you can only do it once every 48hrs IF you haven't had sex.

still during the slow weeks, It'd be nice to make an extra $100

The Captain · 08-07-2009, 06:59 PM

Usually, you need to sign up for an extended period of time.

http://www.123donate.com/prospect_donor2.htm

They have a bunch of restrictions, but if u can mentally block out the results, then maybe it's worth it.

dragonfly2k3 · 08-07-2009, 07:23 PM

so basically ive got to have super jizz. i might apply anyways, and just see how it goes.

frosti108 · 08-07-2009, 07:42 PM

lol that would be funny. i would buy an i phone to watch porn on

ScoobyNubieToo! · 08-07-2009, 07:46 PM

Damn it! Women always have it better....look what they get for donating an egg....
"Donors receive compensation beginning at $6000 for their time and travel at the conclusion of a completed egg donation cycle."
Think about how many man-goo donations you need to make to add up to that! Better get fapping now!

frosti108 · 08-07-2009, 07:48 PM

LOL ****in bitches!

99SL2_Modder · 08-07-2009, 08:17 PM

It's been noted that I have hercusperm.

I got someone pregnant last year when a spermicidal condom broke. Yeah, condom filled with spermicide, spericidal lube, and her on birth control didn't stop it. Under a microscope, my sperm flexes had has Chuck Norris faces.

Imma sign up.

den9 · 08-07-2009, 11:18 PM

How do I produce a specimen?

Specimens are produced by self-masturbation in private collection rooms. Literature is
provided at your option.

in for the porn

99SL2_Modder · 08-07-2009, 11:25 PM

Someone should ask, "What if I need 'assistance' during the collection process?"

KBizzle · 08-07-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

Someone should ask, "What if I need 'assistance' during the collection process?"

i think they "stimulate your prostate" for this, or something like this. at least that is what hollywood taught me.

-Keegan

3rdGenMr2Girl · 08-08-2009, 12:15 AM

take my eggs...take them all! for 6000?!

russiankid · 08-08-2009, 12:18 AM

Well considering how much time TST spends fapping, we'll all have nicer cars in no time.

dragonfly2k3 · 08-08-2009, 01:38 AM

^^actually, that was my direct thought. 300 a month is a nice start towards a nice car payment

99SL2_Modder · 08-08-2009, 01:46 AM

Well, if you read the link, $100 OR MORE, and depending on your lifestyle it could be possible to go 3+ times a week.

**TROLL** · 08-08-2009, 02:16 AM

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

99SL2_Modder · 08-08-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TROLL

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

This is a perfect base for my plan of getting my seed all over the world!

Only this way, I don't owe child support. WIN!

den9 · 08-08-2009, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TROLL

Women have to have surgery to donate... and guys just gotta do what they do daily.
Its not for me though... I feel like you could make an extra $100 a week working part time somewhere and not potentially having 300 children running around.

x2

its pretty much having a kid and putting it up for adoption, its your son/daughter that you will never meet.

reminds me of that fresh prince of bel air episode where jazzy jeff wants his seed, then he thinks about how the kid will be the greatest nba player ever and he wont get credit for the good genes.

08-07-2009, 06:43 PM	#1
dragonfly2k3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2007 Member #4106 iTrader: (5)	Sperm Donation in philly So, the internet has told me that sperm donation can pay up to $40 per day, but i cant find where to do this. Anyone ever get payed for fappin? __________________ HIDs, they're serious business.

08-07-2009, 06:45 PM	#3
dragonfly2k3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2007 Member #4106 iTrader: (5)	lollerskates. But seriously, even if i do this 2 days a week, an extra 300 a month would really help me out. __________________ HIDs, they're serious business.

08-07-2009, 06:59 PM	#5
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	Usually, you need to sign up for an extended period of time. http://www.123donate.com/prospect_donor2.htm They have a bunch of restrictions, but if u can mentally block out the results, then maybe it's worth it. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

08-07-2009, 07:23 PM	#6
dragonfly2k3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2007 Member #4106 iTrader: (5)	so basically ive got to have super jizz. i might apply anyways, and just see how it goes. __________________ HIDs, they're serious business.

08-07-2009, 07:46 PM	#8
ScoobyNubieToo! Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Williamstown Member #862 My Ride: WRB 2004 WRX Wagon with 07 STI Trans and Longblock inside! iTrader: (7)	Damn it! Women always have it better....look what they get for donating an egg.... "Donors receive compensation beginning at $6000 for their time and travel at the conclusion of a completed egg donation cycle." Think about how many man-goo donations you need to make to add up to that! Better get fapping now! __________________ 2004 WRX WRB Wagon with 07 STI Trans and Longblock inside! See my member's journal here: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

08-07-2009, 07:42 PM	#7
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08-07-2009, 07:48 PM	#9
frosti108 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: norristown Member #5883 My Ride: Track- RB S13. Street- 2J SC300 + SR S14 iTrader: (10)	LOL ****in bitches!

08-07-2009, 11:18 PM	#11
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	How do I produce a specimen? Specimens are produced by self-masturbation in private collection rooms. Literature is provided at your option. in for the porn

08-08-2009, 12:18 AM	#15
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08-08-2009, 01:38 AM	#16
dragonfly2k3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2007 Member #4106 iTrader: (5)	^^actually, that was my direct thought. 300 a month is a nice start towards a nice car payment __________________ HIDs, they're serious business.

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