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Old 07-01-2009, 12:04 AM   #1
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The Journey of Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

When I turned 45 I decided to look for a girl with a taste for life and adventure and found one, so I married her. She took everything I offered her to taste and left on a new adventure with a so called friend…along with everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:19 AM   #2
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #3
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LMAO.... good luck with that one....lol
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:48 AM   #4
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It was the sexual guardian angel saying sir your stroke is on point, go forth and conquer
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:05 PM   #5
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:18 PM   #6
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sounds about right......
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:20 PM   #7
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:21 PM   #8
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Pretty sure that's a Bible verse.

The truth hath been spoketh.
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