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Mishimoto · 06-02-2009, 12:59 PM

I saw this on Lightning Rodder today, it realllly stinks to be that guy right now.

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Originally Posted by Ride The

Okay. Long story made short.

Old man comes into my dealership to buy a brand new Lincoln Town Car.

He hops in the drivers seat with his wife in the back and backs out of the parking spot and he puts it in drive. He thought his foot was on the brake so when the car started to go faster he just kept pushing down harder on the throttle pedal.

He ended up driving 3/4 of the way around the dealership and when he came around the front of the dealership he was drifting sideways through the service lane.

Old man got some skills yo.

The salesman in the passengers seat kicked the old mans foot of the throttle pedal at 75 mph just before they hit the first car.

Started off by tagging the back corner of this Cougar:

Then they hit the Rodeo in the back right 1/4 panel:

The Rodeo then got pushed over into the Kia that was parked next to it:

Good thing the Town Cars have a good front end crash rating:

$50,000 car that had 4 miles on it. It had never been driven off the lot before:

Oh................

I park my truck right behind all of this mess:

Three of our customers got a nice phone call yesterday.

"Thanks for bringing your car to us for service. It's totaled."

R22B · 06-02-2009, 01:07 PM

holy ****ing ****.

crazyukrainian · 06-02-2009, 01:12 PM

omg..... and to think retards like this drive on the street

R_Rambo · 06-02-2009, 01:12 PM

WTF! I never want to be in a kia. The rodeo just got pushed into it and the Kia had that much damage!?

Kevin · 06-02-2009, 01:12 PM

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Erik · 06-02-2009, 01:17 PM

^^lol

yea thats ****ed up. god damn old people.

Sgt. Pepper · 06-02-2009, 01:36 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Once a person gets that AARP card, they should be required to take a driver's test yearly". My 80+ year old neighbor has backed into 2 parked cars in the last few months. Luckily, both were HIS own family members' cars, Not mine.

twastheglow · 06-02-2009, 01:36 PM

hahahahaha Awesome!

doug · 06-02-2009, 01:43 PM

looks like an insurance nightmare.

twastheglow · 06-02-2009, 01:46 PM

Sooooooooo...I'm assuming the dude didn't buy the car...right?

TR MS3 · 06-02-2009, 01:48 PM

WOW, that had to be strange to witness.

TR MS3 · 06-02-2009, 01:50 PM

The old man got out and said, "On second thought, I don't like the blue have anything in burgundy?"

lownslow95 · 06-02-2009, 01:51 PM

Ummm wow.

Kool-Aid · 06-02-2009, 01:55 PM

Thats awesome. Old people rule he probably did it on purpose just for fun

OMGz Turbo · 06-02-2009, 02:32 PM

Oh man imagine watching that security video tape...Old dude drifting side ways, and SMASH

Side note- that kia needed destroyed with those ugly ass chrome wheels

DPancoast · 06-02-2009, 02:44 PM

Haha wow! That's crazy!

Ciotti · 06-02-2009, 03:12 PM

Willdue · 06-02-2009, 03:30 PM

Note to self: Never drive in a Kia.

This was prolly on some Johnny Knoxville ish.

EvlEgl · 06-02-2009, 03:52 PM

You guys seem to be forgetting the dude was going 75 when he smashed into the rodeo...Not exactly slow...And its a Land yacht.

Reminds me of Bad Boys 2.

"Dan Marino should def buy this car, Well not this car because Im gonna **** this car up"

LMAO

Teku18 · 06-02-2009, 05:08 PM

holy ****. thats nutz. and LOL at the last thing he says.

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crazyukrainian Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Philly/Warrington Member #8644 My Ride: 03 Avalon / 07 SV650S iTrader: (0)	omg..... and to think retards like this drive on the street

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R_Rambo Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: PA Member #8452 My Ride: 11' WRX Hatch iTrader: (1)	WTF! I never want to be in a kia. The rodeo just got pushed into it and the Kia had that much damage!?

06-02-2009, 01:36 PM	#7
Sgt. Pepper Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Emmaus, PA Member #9909 My Ride: 1985 Honda CRX iTrader: (0)	I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Once a person gets that AARP card, they should be required to take a driver's test yearly". My 80+ year old neighbor has backed into 2 parked cars in the last few months. Luckily, both were HIS own family members' cars, Not mine.

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doug Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Member #450 My Ride: 2007 WRX STi Limited, 1969 Z/28 Camaro iTrader: (1)	looks like an insurance nightmare.

06-02-2009, 01:48 PM	#11
TR MS3 Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2009 Location: Pottsgrove, PA Member #13820 My Ride: 07 MS3 & 09 CRV iTrader: (0)	WOW, that had to be strange to witness.

06-02-2009, 01:50 PM	#12
TR MS3 Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2009 Location: Pottsgrove, PA Member #13820 My Ride: 07 MS3 & 09 CRV iTrader: (0)	The old man got out and said, "On second thought, I don't like the blue have anything in burgundy?"

06-02-2009, 01:55 PM	#14
Kool-Aid Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Downingtown Member #10202 My Ride: Neon yea a neon & 84 Monte SS iTrader: (0)	Thats awesome. Old people rule he probably did it on purpose just for fun

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