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Shifty Powers · 03-11-2009, 03:02 AM

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...Encounter.html

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported.

they sure did represent MD well lol.. i mean w..t..f i mean really now.. with a saw, with the blade on!!?!?!? ima sayyyyy not a handy man?

imagine calling this ish in!! HAHAHAHAHA

lol enjoy this one..

ndubz · 03-11-2009, 03:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA OMG wat ****ing idiots LOL. Sucks to be her. damn that blows (maybe literally LMAO)

97TurboDSM · 03-11-2009, 09:41 AM

lulz. what a bunch of idiots. take the blade off if youre gonna pound your gf with an electric dildo

dragonfly2k3 · 03-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Killdo strikes again. seriously, wtf were they smoking.

pandabeartsi · 03-11-2009, 10:41 AM

ahahha woww people are crazy !

Scapegoat · 03-11-2009, 10:43 AM

TGilb2007 · 03-11-2009, 12:23 PM

I want to say something really witty, and funny, but for this, I've got nothing.

Menacing_Gc8 · 03-11-2009, 12:35 PM

OOWWWWWWWW .. this is why nothing powered should ever go anywhere near that area in general.. just the thought hurts.. and what a dumb guy.. for him I present the Darwin award.

lagos · 03-11-2009, 12:39 PM

This is why Fing machines should only be used by professionals.

~Brian~ · 03-11-2009, 12:53 PM

hahaha, thats too funny!

BugEyeGuy · 03-11-2009, 01:10 PM

Dude people find some real kinky **** to do during sex all I can say to this is WOW their both TOTAL MORONS!!!

driftingrx5.7 · 03-11-2009, 02:28 PM

wow just wow not much more to say but wow..lol

russiankid · 03-11-2009, 02:49 PM

Dumbasses.

ItsStetch · 03-11-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dragonfly2k3

Killdo strikes again. seriously, wtf were they smoking.

lol thats hilarious

BlkWhtTSI · 03-11-2009, 04:57 PM

damn you must be out your god damn mind to let someone put a saber saw up your ish

Eclipse GSX 61 · 03-11-2009, 10:28 PM

Sounds like that va jay jay is toast.

Supraholic · 03-11-2009, 10:33 PM

Just WOW...

03-11-2009, 03:02 AM	#1
Shifty Powers Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cinnaminson, NJ Member #10264 My Ride: 96 Cobra iTrader: (0)	Woman injured in power tool sex toy encounter http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...Encounter.html Quote: LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown. Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported. they sure did represent MD well lol.. i mean w..t..f i mean really now.. with a saw, with the blade on!!?!?!? ima sayyyyy not a handy man? imagine calling this ish in!! HAHAHAHAHA lol enjoy this one.. __________________ 1996 Cobra - BBK CAI,BBK U/D Pulleys, SLP LM2 Cat-back, SLP X-pipe, Steeda Tri-Ax, Satin 03 Cobras w/Kumho Ecsta Mxs - KYB AGX Shocks/Struts, 9mm Ford Racing wires To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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97TurboDSM TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #849 My Ride: '03 IY 20th GTI iTrader: (3)	lulz. what a bunch of idiots. take the blade off if youre gonna pound your gf with an electric dildo __________________ FOR SALE! Canon 5D\|17-40L\|85mm f/1.8\|Sigmalux\|580ex

03-11-2009, 10:31 AM	#4
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03-11-2009, 12:39 PM	#9
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ndubz Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: tristate area Member #6107 iTrader: (1)	HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA OMG wat ****ing idiots LOL. Sucks to be her. damn that blows (maybe literally LMAO)

03-11-2009, 10:41 AM	#5
pandabeartsi Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: jersey Member #10802 My Ride: 91 tsi AWD iTrader: (1)	ahahha woww people are crazy !

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03-11-2009, 02:28 PM	#12
driftingrx5.7 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Poconos PA Member #3099 My Ride: 88 rx5.7 iTrader: (0)	wow just wow not much more to say but wow..lol __________________ my v8 rx7build To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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03-11-2009, 10:28 PM	#16
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