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omgjacki · 12-16-2008, 04:07 AM

I thought this could be fun. Pretty much we're just all going to post one-liners from our favorite TV shows.

Critera:
Who said it?
What did they say?
If you can remember what season/episode it was from then throw that in there too!
Please try to keep it at one quote per post.

FRIENDS
Season 2 The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Joey- "How much do you think I could get for my kidney?"

I feel like I want to post a better one, but it's like three o'clock in the morning and I'm half asleep.

lawdogg · 12-16-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doug

Please respect the 'New Thread' button.. thanks.

The Captain · 12-16-2008, 08:37 AM

You should have just went to bed.

j/k. But really tho, how many guys on here actually watched friends & remember 1 liners?

240sxDann · 12-16-2008, 08:46 AM

Well, I guess we know what jacki's favorite TV show is.

lownslow95 · 12-16-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Captain

You should have just went to bed.

j/k. But really tho, how many guys on here actually watched friends & remember 1 liners?

who, besides jacki, wathces friends anyways?

MTuning · 12-16-2008, 09:44 AM

I have always been a fan of the famous "arm clap" gesture lol

arent u drugged up?

jdm free · 12-16-2008, 10:03 AM

friends is a funny ass show but i dont remember the one liners

Scapegoat · 12-16-2008, 10:21 AM

i seem to remember friends being a tv show... and a crappy one at that...

jjm4life · 12-16-2008, 10:23 AM

youre a whole lot of woman. wanna make 14 bucks the hard way?

- rodney dangerfield, caddyshack.

thread saved.

The Captain · 12-16-2008, 11:29 AM

... yup, definitely not a Friends quote.

Thread back to fail-mode.

ricky2i5 · 12-16-2008, 11:49 AM

if only we can change the thread to famous TV show one liners than it would be more interesting...imo anyway

but heres one of my favorite one liners

u haven't gotten laid in 3 months?

i would say hug it out but i don't want you drawing wood -ari gold, entourage

motorvated · 12-16-2008, 12:12 PM

friends had jokes in it?

james_ls · 12-16-2008, 12:34 PM

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" -- Soup Nazi.

omgjacki · 12-16-2008, 03:31 PM

You guys suck. I know I am not the only person that watches it. Although I'm sure I'm one of the few people that have every season on DVD...

HatchSurfer3 · 12-16-2008, 05:16 PM

Hey how you doin

omgjacki · 12-16-2008, 05:59 PM

Okay, lets make it television one-liners.

Subie_sleeper · 12-16-2008, 06:32 PM

K.I.T.T.!!! I need your help buddy!
Knight Rider T.O.S.
Pretty much every episode
"The Hoff"
LOL (it's a car club, I couldn't resist

)

Soon2bBoosted · 12-18-2008, 11:07 AM

Jeremy Clarkson
"I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God."
Top Gear

~Brian~ · 12-18-2008, 01:20 PM

Plz lock this.

Scapegoat · 12-18-2008, 01:22 PM

or at least move it into the correct section where we'll all forget it exists so it goes away

12-16-2008, 04:07 AM	#1
omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	television one-liners! I thought this could be fun. Pretty much we're just all going to post one-liners from our favorite TV shows. Critera: Who said it? What did they say? If you can remember what season/episode it was from then throw that in there too! Please try to keep it at one quote per post. FRIENDS Season 2 The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant Joey- "How much do you think I could get for my kidney?" I feel like I want to post a better one, but it's like three o'clock in the morning and I'm half asleep. __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009 Last edited by omgjacki; 12-16-2008 at 06:00 PM.

12-16-2008, 08:37 AM	#3
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	You should have just went to bed. j/k. But really tho, how many guys on here actually watched friends & remember 1 liners? __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

12-16-2008, 10:23 AM	#9
jjm4life Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: boston Member #4443 My Ride: jew canoe iTrader: (0)	youre a whole lot of woman. wanna make 14 bucks the hard way? - rodney dangerfield, caddyshack. thread saved. __________________ current: triumph, abarth gone:RS4 evo lotus(s) noble and a bunch of jeeps

12-16-2008, 11:29 AM	#10
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	... yup, definitely not a Friends quote. Thread back to fail-mode. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

12-16-2008, 12:12 PM	#12
motorvated Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Olde City PA Member #9779 My Ride: 2010 VW Jetta 2.5, 5 speed/ 73 VW Beetle drop top. iTrader: (0)	friends had jokes in it? __________________ TST....where everybody swings on nuts.

12-16-2008, 09:44 AM	#6
MTuning Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PA Member #7006 My Ride: 04 S2000 iTrader: (2)	I have always been a fan of the famous "arm clap" gesture lol arent u drugged up?

12-16-2008, 10:03 AM	#7
jdm free Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Langhorne Member #1481 My Ride: 6spd Civic iTrader: (3)	friends is a funny ass show but i dont remember the one liners

12-16-2008, 10:21 AM	#8
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	i seem to remember friends being a tv show... and a crappy one at that...

12-16-2008, 12:34 PM	#13
james_ls TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Warrington Member #1614 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)	"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" -- Soup Nazi. __________________ *Heller Dope* - When the ** is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF!** To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-16-2008, 03:31 PM	#14
omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	You guys suck. I know I am not the only person that watches it. Although I'm sure I'm one of the few people that have every season on DVD... __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

12-16-2008, 05:16 PM	#15
HatchSurfer3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #853 My Ride: 2013 Ford Focus ST iTrader: (4)	Hey how you doin __________________ -Joey- FRP™ #5

12-16-2008, 05:59 PM	#16
omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	Okay, lets make it television one-liners. __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

12-16-2008, 06:32 PM	#17
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12-18-2008, 11:07 AM	#18
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Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	or at least move it into the correct section where we'll all forget it exists so it goes away

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