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den9 · 11-19-2008, 09:04 PM

i think there is another thread about this, possibly made by me. my sister said some fbi agents came into her work, and they were off duty but were in town investigating these reportings. i found this article amusing, especially the comments.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/ne...8-1623400.html

heres some stuff that made me laugh

Spaceships were spotted over Sesame Place.

Black boomerangs were reported over Citizens Bank Park during the Phillies National League Championship series.

On June 23, a woman reported seeing an “alien entity” in the JCPenney's men's section.

“He was standing by a clothes rack,” the report said. “She described him as being male, no hair, gray skin, almond black eyes with a lumpy heavily wrinkled face.” The alien appeared to be shopping and had a “pleasant smile” for ladies in the store.

On June 6, a Bucks County resident reported a strange object floating down Almshouse Road toward Newtown.

my guess it was this

some funny comments

While driving home from a friends house last week I was abducted by some sort of craft with red and blue flashing lights.When I awoke I was in Falls Townships police station.I guess I had too much to drink.

this one had me spit up my beer

I awoke after a long night of partying in New Hope with a feeling that something had been inserted in my anus. Could this be an alien probe ?

They are here for Obama's Universal Health Care

# John - Alien ship over a mexican restaurant?
(11/18/2008 )
Who ever woulds thunk it?

jdm free · 11-19-2008, 09:05 PM

i heard about this, some kid i know from high school made a movie about

Scapegoat · 11-19-2008, 09:06 PM

hasn't m. night shamalamadingdong been over this?

den9 · 11-19-2008, 09:50 PM

wut???

CarbonIS · 11-19-2008, 09:53 PM

i get it ken. shamalamadingdong newbz.

Scapegoat · 11-19-2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarbonIS

i get it ken. shamalamadingdong newbz.

thanks brosef... i really don't want to explain the joke

Chris215 · 11-19-2008, 09:56 PM

for realz?

lownslow95 · 11-19-2008, 10:02 PM

Lol @John - Alien ship over a mexican restaurant? (11/18/2008 ) Who ever woulds thunk it?

den9 · 11-19-2008, 10:15 PM

i want to see the alien at jc penney with a pleasant smile for the ladies

lownslow95 · 11-19-2008, 10:18 PM

Hahaha me to. I think its just a creepy old man.

timp · 11-20-2008, 02:42 AM

I just saw a commercial on discovery that there's going to be a tv show about UFO sightings in Berks County (I believe it was) in the next week or something...

Stillen GLE · 11-20-2008, 10:06 AM

lol thats funny.

poisonivory · 11-20-2008, 10:14 AM

narfle the garthok??

Eclipse GSX 61 · 11-20-2008, 10:54 AM

Hahaha^ on the Eclipse. But the funny thing is this conference is coming to my school. I want to go and laugh my ass off.

IemShamus · 11-20-2008, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poisonivory

narfle the garthok??

HAHAHAHAAHH!
I've never seen that put into words before but I almost pissed myself when I read it out loud

11-19-2008, 09:04 PM	#1
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	aliens in bucks county i think there is another thread about this, possibly made by me. my sister said some fbi agents came into her work, and they were off duty but were in town investigating these reportings. i found this article amusing, especially the comments. http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/ne...8-1623400.html heres some stuff that made me laugh Spaceships were spotted over Sesame Place. Black boomerangs were reported over Citizens Bank Park during the Phillies National League Championship series. On June 23, a woman reported seeing an “alien entity” in the JCPenney's men's section. “He was standing by a clothes rack,” the report said. “She described him as being male, no hair, gray skin, almond black eyes with a lumpy heavily wrinkled face.” The alien appeared to be shopping and had a “pleasant smile” for ladies in the store. On June 6, a Bucks County resident reported a strange object floating down Almshouse Road toward Newtown. my guess it was this some funny comments While driving home from a friends house last week I was abducted by some sort of craft with red and blue flashing lights.When I awoke I was in Falls Townships police station.I guess I had too much to drink. this one had me spit up my beer I awoke after a long night of partying in New Hope with a feeling that something had been inserted in my anus. Could this be an alien probe ? They are here for Obama's Universal Health Care # John - Alien ship over a mexican restaurant? (11/18/2008 ) Who ever woulds thunk it?

11-20-2008, 02:42 AM	#11
timp Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Columbia, PA Member #8001 My Ride: 1970 VW Karmann Ghia, 1995 Eagle Talon ESi iTrader: (0)	I just saw a commercial on discovery that there's going to be a tv show about UFO sightings in Berks County (I believe it was) in the next week or something... __________________ "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you" - Jeremy Clarkson

11-20-2008, 10:14 AM	#13
poisonivory Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Philly Member #5979 My Ride: 2010 Lancer GTS iTrader: (0)	narfle the garthok?? __________________ -Mario To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

11-20-2008, 10:54 AM	#14
Eclipse GSX 61 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #7996 My Ride: 14' Mercedes C300 iTrader: (2)	Hahaha^ on the Eclipse. But the funny thing is this conference is coming to my school. I want to go and laugh my ass off. __________________ 97 GSX (sold) 05 SRT 4 ACR (sold) 02 RSX

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den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	wut???

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