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Crzyguy972 · 10-27-2005, 06:49 PM

Im stealing the idea from mazda6club but it was fun so lets see what people have.

TehWagon · 10-27-2005, 07:22 PM

ok i'll start... it's extremely corny but i've always giggled at the 'are you tired? cuz you've been running thru my mind all night'

yowsa.

come on- it's not hard to top me, that sucked!

LSHatch · 10-27-2005, 07:24 PM

Nice shoes. Wanna fudge?

WhiteXFire · 10-27-2005, 07:25 PM

Is that a bottle of windex in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!

TehWagon · 10-27-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSHatch

Nice shoes. Wanna fudge?

haha - good ones

there's actually a guy on nasioc who does all the FAQ's, and under his screenname, it reads:
"Nice shoes. Wanna faq?"
hee hee

99SL2_Modder · 10-27-2005, 07:29 PM

"Baby, I'm gonna love you like a snowstorm. Give you 8-10 inches for 4 hours straight and you won't be able to leave the house for a week."

"That shirt looks good on you...but it'd look better on my floor."

"That dress is very becoming on you...but if I were on you, I'd be *I'll leave it out* on you too."

Silver04STi · 10-27-2005, 07:38 PM

Ugg....can't believe I actually used this one back in high school and ended up dating the girl for 3 years, but here it is:

Went up a girl grab her shirt tag and said "Just what I thought, 100% pure sexy"

Here some others:

If I painted xmas on one leg and new years on the other, could I spend some time between the holidays.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in you pants.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass

Are your parents retarded because you're special

libteclipse · 10-27-2005, 07:44 PM

hey do you kno how much a baby seal weighs?
girl: no, how much?
i dunno either, but i kno thats good enough to break the ice, whats up name's _______.

SexyDSM95 · 10-27-2005, 07:53 PM

Do you need help in Math? I can tutor you....Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide my legs, and multiply.

Always worked for me in college.

99SL2_Modder · 10-27-2005, 07:56 PM

Ooo, remembered some more.

"Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?"
"Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?"
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!"
"Do you know how to use a whip?"
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
"All those curves, and me with no brakes."
"I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

SexyDSM95 · 10-27-2005, 07:57 PM

Is your daddy a terrosit? Because you da' bomb!

I'm sorry...is your name Snapple? Because you're made from the best stuff on Earth!

Are your parents retarded? Because you're special

99SL2_Modder · 10-27-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Is your daddy a terrosit? Because you da' bomb!

I'm sorry...is your name Snapple? Because you're made from the best stuff on Earth!

Are your parents retarded? Because you're special

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he walked into that cheap motel across the street.

sesolcSTI · 10-27-2005, 08:24 PM

Wanna go get some pizza and f**K? *Slap*......What, you dont like pizza?

LSHatch · 10-27-2005, 08:27 PM

Actual one that worked.

Girl: I'm a ballet/tap/whatever dancer.
Not LSHatch: I thought girls that dance a lot have small b00bies.
Girl: They are fake.
Not LSHatch: You, me, upstairs now.

WhiteXFire · 10-27-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

HA, Excellent!!

ScoobyNubieToo! · 10-27-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver04STi

If I painted xmas on one leg and new years on the other, could I spend some time between the holidays.

Funny

ScoobyNubieToo! · 10-27-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Do you need help in Math? I can tutor you....Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide my legs, and multiply.

Always worked for me in college.

Like you need any pickup lines

BobErT- · 10-27-2005, 08:45 PM

Lol... I know you got some pickup lines Scooby....?

TehWagon · 10-27-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sesolcSTI

Wanna go get some pizza and f**K? *Slap*......What, you dont like pizza?

now that's funny right there...

BobErT- · 10-27-2005, 10:27 PM

I dont need no pickup lines, because im such a P.I.M.P !!!!

10-27-2005, 06:49 PM	#1
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	Best Pick up lines Im stealing the idea from mazda6club but it was fun so lets see what people have.

10-27-2005, 07:24 PM	#3
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	Nice shoes. Wanna fudge? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-27-2005, 07:25 PM	#4
WhiteXFire Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #305 My Ride: 2007 Infiniti G35x, 2008 MB SLK55 AMG iTrader: (0)	Is that a bottle of windex in your pants, cause I can see myself in them! __________________ Just enjoying the ride. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2004 Chrysler Crossfire - Gone 2007 Infiniti G35x Sedan - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2008 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-27-2005, 07:38 PM	#7
Silver04STi Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NJ Member #94 My Ride: 2005 Legacy GT iTrader: (0)	Ugg....can't believe I actually used this one back in high school and ended up dating the girl for 3 years, but here it is: Went up a girl grab her shirt tag and said "Just what I thought, 100% pure sexy" Here some others: If I painted xmas on one leg and new years on the other, could I spend some time between the holidays. Is there a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in you pants. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass Are your parents retarded because you're special __________________ - Kevin

10-27-2005, 08:24 PM	#13
sesolcSTI Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Jersey Member #40 My Ride: 2004 WRB WRX STi iTrader: (1)	Wanna go get some pizza and f*K? Slap*......What, you dont like pizza? __________________ -2004 WRB WRX STi/ Cobb Stage 2/ 292awhp/304tq TST #40 / HP #009 / Blobeye Syndicate #99 GO PITTSBURGH!

10-27-2005, 07:44 PM	#8
libteclipse Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Illadelphia Member #983 My Ride: 0h.SiX HonDuh CiViC eX iTrader: (0)	hey do you kno how much a baby seal weighs? girl: no, how much? i dunno either, but i kno thats good enough to break the ice, whats up name's _______.

10-27-2005, 07:53 PM	#9
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	Do you need help in Math? I can tutor you....Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide my legs, and multiply. Always worked for me in college.

10-27-2005, 07:57 PM	#11
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	Is your daddy a terrosit? Because you da' bomb! I'm sorry...is your name Snapple? Because you're made from the best stuff on Earth! Are your parents retarded? Because you're special

10-27-2005, 08:27 PM	#14
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	Actual one that worked. Girl: I'm a ballet/tap/whatever dancer. Not LSHatch: I thought girls that dance a lot have small b00bies. Girl: They are fake. Not LSHatch: You, me, upstairs now. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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