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Keeper1343 · 10-19-2008, 01:38 PM

"mom, my balls are cramping up"

Mom says "do you need to unload son?"

97TurboDSM · 10-19-2008, 01:48 PM

why are you talking about your balls with your mom. thats ****in weird.

lownslow95 · 10-19-2008, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeper1343

"mom, my balls are cramping up"

Mom says "do you need to unload son?"

why would you talk to your mom about that?

den9 · 10-19-2008, 04:03 PM

when i was in fourth grade i was doing homework and my dad was helping, and i was bitchin cuz he kept watchin the football game or something instead of paying attention and he got mad so i told him "your lucky im even doing this ****" so he throws me down and grabs my arm and swings me across the room, i was in my socks so i slid all the way across the room and smacked my head into the tv.

when ever i never woke up for school my dad would throw shoes at my head or flip my whole matress over while im still trying to sleep.

i never really talk to my dad disrespectful or openly about stuff so i avoid awkwardness and beat downs

[sr20]sean · 10-19-2008, 04:10 PM

parents giving the std/sex talk
them:"blah blah blah"
me:i wear condoms im good i dont care about this and i already know all this stuff your telling me anyways"
them: "what?!?!"
me:"huh? idk

another time i told my mom that dinner sucked she got mad lol

07LX · 10-19-2008, 05:06 PM

My dad told me take the trash out, I told him to fvbk himself, he backhanded meI woke up 10 mins later on the ground going what happened

Oakes · 10-19-2008, 05:12 PM

I once went back at my dad when we got into a disagreement (rarely ever happens) when i was younger. He back handed me so hard he broke my hearing aid.

no, im not joking.

Honduh · 10-19-2008, 07:32 PM

"i love you"

[sr20]sean · 10-19-2008, 07:38 PM

^ lmfao!

10-19-2008, 01:38 PM	#1
Keeper1343 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Member #5714 My Ride: 99 Honda Prelude... get some. iTrader: (0)	Dumbest thing you ever said to your parents "mom, my balls are cramping up" Mom says "do you need to unload son?" __________________ Cleanneon (4:51:38 PM): guys find a vag, start bangin it, forget their friends Cleanneon (4:52:00 PM): 2 months (usually less) later the vag finds another douchebag, and your friends want nothing to do with you Keeper1343 (4:52:07 PM): lol Cleanneon (4:52:07 PM): on top of which it hurts you to pee

10-19-2008, 01:48 PM	#2
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10-19-2008, 05:12 PM	#7
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	I once went back at my dad when we got into a disagreement (rarely ever happens) when i was younger. He back handed me so hard he broke my hearing aid. no, im not joking. __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

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10-19-2008, 04:03 PM	#4
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	when i was in fourth grade i was doing homework and my dad was helping, and i was bitchin cuz he kept watchin the football game or something instead of paying attention and he got mad so i told him "your lucky im even doing this ****" so he throws me down and grabs my arm and swings me across the room, i was in my socks so i slid all the way across the room and smacked my head into the tv. when ever i never woke up for school my dad would throw shoes at my head or flip my whole matress over while im still trying to sleep. i never really talk to my dad disrespectful or openly about stuff so i avoid awkwardness and beat downs

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