Stupid Self Injuries

[Spocknasty]

I was trimming my hair last night and cut a slice of my ear off.

Ran, slipped and slid into the edge of a glass table when I was younger and sliced the same ear.

What have you done?

[GottalovetheWagon]

i was breaking loose a camber bolt at school and didnt have an impact gun and my hand slipped and punched myself in the face

[Erik]

ramping off of a stump on the BMX bike, tapped my back tired just hard enough to have my land on the back of my head after going over the bars. out cold for about 15 minutes, big egg on my head, enough blood and my first of several concussions.

[russiankid]

I took an old full suspension mountain bike and made it a rigid frame instead. I then went and jumped it off a ramp. Needless to say it ended up with me having 4 pins, 6 screws and a metal plate in my arm, plus surgery costs and ER expenses. Thank God for insurance.

[Xavier]

At work once, needed to drill a 1" hole above the ceiling from outside to in. Was sitting on my 6' stepladder with my cordless DeWalt and an 18"x1" auger bit drilling in pretty much right in front of my face. Bit got stuck and the drill just spun around on the bit and the battery clocked me right in the temple. I almost fell off my stepladder but I managed to get down and then take a long break while I recovered.

[abrok99]

yesterday i was throwing a lacrosse ball around in a raquet ball court and took one to the arm and then i kicked a volleyball against the wall out of anger was coming towards my face so i blocked it hit only my pinky lol and i think its now broken haha i fail

[eviltalon]

i was playin basketball last year. I went up for a layup, came down to fast and cracked my front tooth on the pole that supports the court. I looked in the mirror when i get home and this is what i saw



Obviously not me but i thought it was funny

[SovXietday]

Oh god I have so many of these...

[Chris215]

During my senior year, instead of running out of bound like most QBs should (I was about 2 feet from sideline), I decided to try to fight for some extra yards with 3 defenders closing in and end up tearing a few ligaments in my knee.. bad decision..

[LPC]

I was powder coating for 12 hours straight when i held a part in my hand and sprayed it and got 100 thousand kv run through my body!

Not Fun At All!!!

[TGilb2007]

Cracked/bruised a couple of ribs on my rollerblades, smashed my shin into the tub when I was little, put my knee through a glass sliding door when i was around 10....


I have quite a few stories. I really was a walking hazard.

[Vypurr]

I was sweeping up a shop I used to work at one night, and had all the lifts up to clean it better. I turned and stood up while sweeping, and nailed my face on one of the lifts knocking myself unconscious and fell to the floor!

[05OCsrt-4]

ok, long list here, lets just say thankful my mom worked for the government, great insurance.
*younger i was walking on a fallen tree 5 feet off the ground, feel had a stick almost go through my hand
*playing at my grandparents, hand slipped off couch and got cut on a huge glass table top behind it, wouldn't stop bleeding for 2 days almost
*roller blading, hit a branch laying on ground i didn't see went flying, screwed up my knees and hands
*playing basketball, went up for a rebound and a 300-400 lb african american pushed me, i went flying and landed on my head, good concusion there
*shoveling snow out of one of the car bays in a shop i used to work at, someone yelled out something, i lifted up my head, slammed the lift, knocked myself to the floor, felt something wet under the beanie i was wearing, took it off and blood literally gushed down my head
*skateboarding, went up to grind, my foot slipped, hit the metal edge, i flipped backwards, knocked out for 10 minutes.
*punched a wall out of anger, broke one of the bones in my hand, then i cut off the cast 2 weeks later and it still hasn't healed right 5 years later
*knocked myself in the face plenty of times working on cars
*almost falling 3 stories off a scafefolding, ladder fell out from under me and i was hanging by 1 arm from the platform holding WAWA coffee in the other hand
*multiple injuries skateboarding, playing hockey and such forth from there, my mom was in the doctors office atleast once a week, i was a very active person

thats all i can think of off the top of my head

[05OCsrt-4]

not me, but i seriously saw a lady run herself over with her car, she jumped out and didn't put the ebrake on, parked on a hill, manual car, and it rolled backward and ran her over, it was absolutely hilarious

[mrchariybrown]

so I kind of leaned forward to put all my bodyweight on top of the blade..

it worked and sliced right through it..

only problem was that my left pointer finger was under the cob..

the blade went down to the bone and also cut my fingernail in half..

and I got 7 cool stitches..

[den9]

cleaning a knife covered in deer guts with a paper towel, slipped and cut myself, 6 stitches

tearing off shingles on my shed roof, had sneakers on, it was early morning and frosty, slipped down the roof onto the ground landing on my ribs, didnt get hurt too bad

not self injury but scared the **** outta me. i was working, not payin attention to my surroundings, i was on the ground up against a wall, and a co worker in one of these

had the basket level with my head, and he was extending it out alittle and the button got jammed, so it wouldnt stop extending out and was about 2 seconds from pinning my head against the wall and crushing it.

the next day we were 3 stories up above a sidewalk and an entrance to a parking garage and one of these 30 pound steel bars used as a hook fell straight down to the concrete just missing someone, i seen it about to fall and i just couldnt react, by the time i time i yelled out of the window it already hit the ground

[DC Hunny5]

in vegas, i was too busy talking and not paying attention to where i was walking and cut a corner too short and broke my toe on the wall hah

[grimm]

was drunk, swam into the wall of a pool, chipped my tooth (1st night of a week vacation in FL)

my buddy was doing some construction, he was holing up 2 pieces of wood he needed to nail together, put the nail gun to the front pulled the trigger, the nail went right thru his middle finger on the opposite side of the wood. he didn't know it happened till he had to slide his finger off of the nail.

[dnasty2g]

When I was little like 6-7 I was helping my mom peel potatoes with a potato peeler. Well I tried to prove I could peel them faster then her and ended up peeling the whole top of my index finger..

Another one I took almost a 5th of jd to the face and was walking down some steps, couldnt really balance and started leaning forward so it soon turned into a run down the stairs, then I got to the bottom and didnt realize the steps stopped and I kept running straight into a wall knocking my front tooth out.

This one isnt mine but still funny. My cousin was doing a reading in church in like 1st grade. He got so nervous in front of everyone he pissed his pants. Then when he tried to run away he tripped coming off the altar and smacked his head on the corner of a pew and knocked himself out cold lol.