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Old 07-30-2008, 12:56 PM   #1
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Andre the Giant Drunkard

Anyone who knows who he is, knows he loved to drink but damn these stats are amazing and I just had to share. The stories posted are absolutely insane, Good read!

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06...dre_giant.html

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A very green rookie wrestler named Hulk Hogan toured Japan several times with Andre and witnessed the Giant’s alcohol consumption first hand. According to Hogan, Andre drank, at a minimum, a case of tall boys during each bus ride. When he finished a can Andre would belch, crush the can in his dinner-platter-sized hand, and bounce the empty off the back of Hogan’s head. Hogan learned to count each thunk, so he could anticipate when Andre was running low. Whenever the bus stopped, it was Hogan’s job to scamper off to the nearest store, buy as many cases of beer as he could carry, and make it back before the bus departed, a sight that never failed to make Andre roar his bassoon-like laugh.
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:34 PM   #2
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Old 07-30-2008, 06:35 PM   #3
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The guy knew his years were limited....so what the hell, drink beer like it's f'n water. I would do the same thing.
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Old 07-30-2008, 06:46 PM   #4
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Live it up.

Drink it down.

Be 7 FT 32.
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Old 07-30-2008, 06:55 PM   #5
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god damn.. thats crazy
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jesus 119 beers in 6 hours???


Dude knew how to party!
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:52 AM   #7
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jesus 119 beers in 6 hours???


Dude knew how to party!
At the rate of three minutes a 12oz beer it woud take him 19.9 minutes to finish edward 40 hands. My record is 20 minutes and I could barely move to go to the bathroom from the pain. This guy did it for 6 hours straight!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:25 AM   #8
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I can polish off an Edward 40 Hands game in about 15 minutes and still function, but I cannot even fathom continuing that pace for more than an hour and expecting to walk!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:36 AM   #9
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I can polish off an Edward 40 Hands game in about 15 minutes and still function, but I cannot even fathom continuing that pace for more than an hour and expecting to walk!
I can function I just had to piss so bad my insides hurt! Also do you play with malt liquor? Our choice is always Mickey's, St Ides and Old E.
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Hurricane only...haha
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Gentleman do what ever it takes to empty our coffers lapdances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh the things you can buy for a handfull of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. Thell be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners, zobos and debos and blorps that go eenah. for a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers.
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:39 AM   #11
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Hurricane only...haha
Good man! Actually time it next time and get back to me. I really wasn't going for time it just happened. I really would like to know how people on here stack up.
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I will take a video for proof. I just chug till it's gone. I would rather get it all done at once and get them off my hands. lol.

My roommates cannot believe it. haha
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