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PUREKDM · 07-17-2008, 07:41 PM

so this may be the ONLY half decent joke that my mom ever sent me durring her infinite down time at work...like it or not...who cares i'm bored...

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

magnum_menace · 07-17-2008, 08:37 PM

hahaha thats great, only emails i ever get from my mom are too play some kind of yahoo game or something.lol

stover · 07-17-2008, 08:37 PM

LOL good lesson

05OCsrt-4 · 07-17-2008, 08:45 PM

lol, thats hilarious

PUREKDM · 07-17-2008, 08:52 PM

yea i ususally don't even read my moms emails...i guess i gotta start

sherwood · 07-17-2008, 08:52 PM

hahaha good one.

Drftpretty · 07-17-2008, 08:59 PM

God, our mom is such a hoe.

Wheres the blushing smiley at?

EDIT: Shes single too! If anyone on TST has a lonely and single dad.

mg23 · 07-17-2008, 09:08 PM

hahahaha

fear_no_evo · 07-17-2008, 09:33 PM

nice i love it

den9 · 07-17-2008, 09:41 PM

ill take her out for a date, pics or ban

omgjacki · 07-18-2008, 02:36 AM

Haha that's funny

05suby · 07-18-2008, 03:19 AM

hahah that is great

PUREKDM · 07-18-2008, 11:52 AM

maybe she's trying to tell me something?? don't know

LilSubiedrvr · 07-18-2008, 12:05 PM

wow that was hilarious

rysti06 · 07-18-2008, 04:00 PM

haha thats a good one

rysti06 · 07-18-2008, 04:01 PM

i'd also flip out on that family for pulling that sh*t

05 mazda6s · 07-18-2008, 05:07 PM

haha that's good

twastheglow · 07-18-2008, 05:10 PM

That is an awesome joke. That's actually probably happened to someone too...thus inspiring such a joke. LOL!!!!!

lownslow95 · 07-18-2008, 05:57 PM

ahahaha thats to damn good not to share with the rest of tst...amen to you on that one...that made my day

james_ls · 07-18-2008, 06:08 PM

That's good.

See...gloveboxes should be renamed loveboxes.

For that reason.

07-17-2008, 07:41 PM	#1
PUREKDM Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Naval Station San Diego: USS Benfold Member #3459 My Ride: 2006 Infiniti FX35 AWD iTrader: (0)	the wedding test so this may be the ONLY half decent joke that my mom ever sent me durring her infinite down time at work...like it or not...who cares i'm bored... THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

07-17-2008, 08:37 PM	#2
magnum_menace Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Delco Member #7263 My Ride: 07 Dodge Magnum iTrader: (0)	hahaha thats great, only emails i ever get from my mom are too play some kind of yahoo game or something.lol __________________ 1987 Ford Thunderbird- RIP 2007 Dodge Magnum- Current DD

07-17-2008, 09:33 PM	#9
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07-18-2008, 02:36 AM	#11
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07-18-2008, 03:19 AM	#12
05suby Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Aston Member #5738 My Ride: 2005 WRX iTrader: (1)	hahah that is great __________________ WFCrew #231 Form > Function Static > Bagged To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. ....GO R.I.P. Sherwood "No Home"

07-17-2008, 08:37 PM	#3
stover Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: allentown nj Member #3483 My Ride: 2005 MINI Cooper S iTrader: (5)	LOL good lesson

07-17-2008, 08:52 PM	#5
PUREKDM Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Naval Station San Diego: USS Benfold Member #3459 My Ride: 2006 Infiniti FX35 AWD iTrader: (0)	yea i ususally don't even read my moms emails...i guess i gotta start

07-17-2008, 09:08 PM	#8
mg23 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Philadelphia Member #6216 My Ride: 2008 Nissan 350z iTrader: (1)	hahahaha

07-17-2008, 09:41 PM	#10
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	ill take her out for a date, pics or ban

07-18-2008, 11:52 AM	#13
PUREKDM Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Naval Station San Diego: USS Benfold Member #3459 My Ride: 2006 Infiniti FX35 AWD iTrader: (0)	maybe she's trying to tell me something?? don't know

07-18-2008, 12:05 PM	#14
LilSubiedrvr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: PA Member #5777 My Ride: '01 Subaru 2.5 RS iTrader: (0)	wow that was hilarious

07-18-2008, 04:00 PM	#15
rysti06 Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Jun 2008 Member #8059 My Ride: 2006 subaru sti iTrader: (0)	haha thats a good one

07-18-2008, 04:01 PM	#16
rysti06 Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Jun 2008 Member #8059 My Ride: 2006 subaru sti iTrader: (0)	i'd also flip out on that family for pulling that sh*t

07-18-2008, 05:07 PM	#17
05 mazda6s Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Richboro, PA Member #5265 My Ride: 2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT iTrader: (0)	haha that's good __________________ PennState Class of '12

07-18-2008, 06:08 PM	#20
james_ls TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Warrington Member #1614 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)	That's good. See...gloveboxes should be renamed loveboxes. For that reason. __________________ *Heller Dope* - When the ** is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF!** To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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