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Gorilla Unit 33 · 06-09-2008, 05:31 PM

So about 2 or 3 months ago i recognize an early 90's mustang parked up the street from my house, new guy just moved in. Looked a little banged up with some help of primer, a pillar gauges and a huge tach. I thought well some kids parents bought there kid a mustang or someone is starting a project, watever no biggie. I had just stepped aside from my last "fast" caqr and was starting to work on my 240. What do you know it the owner turns out to be a guy in his late 20's early 30's and comes driving down the street one day, and i guess he had a little viagra left in his system from the night before (i joke), and rips it down the block while kids are in the street. Needless to say i heard the blower, it didnt look that fast though. The first thing that came to my mind was wtf watch the kids retard! and how this guy would probably flip if i ripped my turbo civic in front of his house, but i let it pass like ok maybe its just a one time thing. The other day me and greek bandit are out front my house, checking out under the hood of my car working and here comes mr.mustang again. So i look, while john is wrenching under the hood, and the guys just looking over at me and im just waiting for him to be like hey whats up your into cars or something like that...

Nahh this guy goes and revs his car up and yells out his window "come on dont be afraid pussy...". Now at this point im like is this guy for real? I dont have my civic, or else i would. Instead im sitting here working on a totally stock car, not driving wrecklessly or picking race wars with anyone LOL. I dont get where in left field this guy is coming from? or better yet the bleachers. I decided that ok well maybe its time for revenge, just show him im not a ricer that lives down the street from him and i actually know wtf im talking about. So last night i lined up a pretty fast and loud RSX and M3 out front his house on a private road and woke him up from his beauty sleep with the fresh scent of tires melting. HAH and tonight im bringing a built, cammed, simply too loud 357 mustang.... hopefully he'll get the point. then tomorrow ill leave him a nice invite to tst and a written link to this thread. hopefully he is all about having fun now and not beingthe neighborhood dick that gives me a bad name because of all the cars coming to and from my house.

Soon2bG60 · 06-09-2008, 05:41 PM

Lmfao,
Thats great!
Now come do that too my neighbors house.

MuddyREX · 06-09-2008, 05:44 PM

Rub your poo on the inside of his car's door handle.

Erik · 06-09-2008, 05:46 PM

gotta love those guys. We get the kids that run trucks with glasspacks or straight headers. They love driving around at 1 or 2am

**TROLL** · 06-09-2008, 05:50 PM

sounds like he's the neighborhood dick and that you're just egging him on now, if he hears it at all.

The Captain · 06-09-2008, 06:02 PM

I'm pretty sure my brother used to be the "neighborhood dick" His old mustang was just silly and he'd rip it all day long.

drew · 06-09-2008, 06:45 PM

I was definitly the neighborhood dick in drexelbrook. I used to set off car alarms when I drove to work at 6:30am every weekday.

edit: omfg give me a call and i'll come with the train horn

Gorilla Unit 33 · 06-10-2008, 02:59 AM

im not trying to egg him on im just trying to say hey do it out front your own house, infront of your own kids in the street thats all... although i didnt let my buddy with the mustang do it tonight. Im waiting a couple days to see if this guy still wants to be a dick or be cool about it.

drew you haz text message.

PaleDSM · 06-10-2008, 05:57 AM

Right after the pussy comment you should have walked up to his open window and asked him if there are any laws that preclude retards from driving on public roads.

CHAOS · 06-10-2008, 06:02 AM

i hope he reads this...

Dear Mr. Mustang owner,

You are the type of guy that gives mustang owners a bad reputation. You drive around in your half assed fox body POS stang and think you are better than every import owner, or even everyone who doesnt drive a "proper mustang". My car would run circles around your peice of **** and i hope you promptly wreck that thing and die in a firey crash.

Love,

CHAOS

Gorilla Unit 33 · 06-10-2008, 10:01 AM

the thing that i dont get is how i get targeted as the one to mess with? my car doesnt say tuner at all i has nothing done to it at all until a week ago, that would lead him to even possibly think that i do anything to cars at all.

bmatyeah · 06-10-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHAOS

i hope he reads this...

Dear Mr. Mustang owner,

You are the type of guy that gives mustang owners a bad reputation. You drive around in your half assed fox body POS stang and think you are better than every import owner, or even everyone who doesnt drive a "proper mustang". My car would run circles around your peice of **** and i hope you promptly wreck that thing and die in a firey crash.

Love,

CHAOS

mustangs cant go in circles they can only go in straight lines. I still have no clue how people can possible think road racing (FRC500) or even auto x of a mustang would be good.

most mustang owners are stupid.

420sx · 06-10-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmatyeah

all mustang owners are stupid.

Fixed.

I kid, i kid.

gpzjack · 06-10-2008, 11:47 AM

You really need to get laid.

OBEEWON · 06-10-2008, 12:22 PM

Mustang driver...nuff said. I hate 240's for that reason, can't chill in peace.

cburwell · 06-10-2008, 12:35 PM

Lining up loud cars to race is just going to make your good neighbors suffer as well.

Try talking to the guy (If you think you can do so without getting into an argument with him). Chances are he will act like a tough guy to you, maybe you can at least get him to stop driving recklessly in front of the kids.

Starting some sort of neighborhood war with the guy is just going to make the situation escalate. Eventually it would lead to damage to your car or house. He probably came from a trash family, so worst case you can ignore him for a while and he will eventually give up. It takes a stronger person to ignore someone that is talking ****, then it does to actually talk the ****.

Good luck man. Trash can be interesting to deal with (I've experienced it many times), but once you show them you don't care bout them or what they have to say, they will crawl back into their hole. Are you friendly with your other neighbors? If so, you can always get all of them to call the police if he continues to fly down the street. The police will probably only talk to him, but at least it will show him that he is up against the entire neighborhood (and not one person like he thought).

pearl · 06-10-2008, 12:52 PM

dont be a bitch, burn his house down.

CHAOS · 06-10-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pearl

dont be a bitch, burn his house down.

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

italianblaze · 06-10-2008, 02:25 PM

just ask him to stop then if he doesnt dont sink to the ricers level allthough easy and entertaining at times its better off to just ignore him or wave and kill him with kindness cuz that will just make him mad that hes not affecting your mood at all even invite him over for a bbq one day be super nice and just say your honda is stock if he asks it will just make him feel like a clown

den9 · 06-10-2008, 04:57 PM

^^ x2

how did u know u woke him up though?

06-09-2008, 05:31 PM	#1
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	howd'y neighbor.... So about 2 or 3 months ago i recognize an early 90's mustang parked up the street from my house, new guy just moved in. Looked a little banged up with some help of primer, a pillar gauges and a huge tach. I thought well some kids parents bought there kid a mustang or someone is starting a project, watever no biggie. I had just stepped aside from my last "fast" caqr and was starting to work on my 240. What do you know it the owner turns out to be a guy in his late 20's early 30's and comes driving down the street one day, and i guess he had a little viagra left in his system from the night before (i joke), and rips it down the block while kids are in the street. Needless to say i heard the blower, it didnt look that fast though. The first thing that came to my mind was wtf watch the kids retard! and how this guy would probably flip if i ripped my turbo civic in front of his house, but i let it pass like ok maybe its just a one time thing. The other day me and greek bandit are out front my house, checking out under the hood of my car working and here comes mr.mustang again. So i look, while john is wrenching under the hood, and the guys just looking over at me and im just waiting for him to be like hey whats up your into cars or something like that... Nahh this guy goes and revs his car up and yells out his window "come on dont be afraid pussy...". Now at this point im like is this guy for real? I dont have my civic, or else i would. Instead im sitting here working on a totally stock car, not driving wrecklessly or picking race wars with anyone LOL. I dont get where in left field this guy is coming from? or better yet the bleachers. I decided that ok well maybe its time for revenge, just show him im not a ricer that lives down the street from him and i actually know wtf im talking about. So last night i lined up a pretty fast and loud RSX and M3 out front his house on a private road and woke him up from his beauty sleep with the fresh scent of tires melting. HAH and tonight im bringing a built, cammed, simply too loud 357 mustang.... hopefully he'll get the point. then tomorrow ill leave him a nice invite to tst and a written link to this thread. hopefully he is all about having fun now and not beingthe neighborhood dick that gives me a bad name because of all the cars coming to and from my house. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

06-09-2008, 05:41 PM	#2
Soon2bG60 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Denver Member #5437 My Ride: 06 SRR WRX iTrader: (2)	Lmfao, Thats great! Now come do that too my neighbors house. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-09-2008, 05:44 PM	#3
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	Rub your poo on the inside of his car's door handle. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-09-2008, 05:46 PM	#4
Erik Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glenside, PA Member #1962 My Ride: 2001 Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo iTrader: (4)	gotta love those guys. We get the kids that run trucks with glasspacks or straight headers. They love driving around at 1 or 2am __________________ --Eric '96 Mazda Miata \| FM V-Maxx Coilovers \| Jackson Racing Exhaust/Intake GONE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 01' Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo \| Daily \| NoMods

06-09-2008, 06:02 PM	#6
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	I'm pretty sure my brother used to be the "neighborhood dick" His old mustang was just silly and he'd rip it all day long. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

06-09-2008, 06:45 PM	#7
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	I was definitly the neighborhood dick in drexelbrook. I used to set off car alarms when I drove to work at 6:30am every weekday. edit: omfg give me a call and i'll come with the train horn __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-10-2008, 02:59 AM	#8
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	im not trying to egg him on im just trying to say hey do it out front your own house, infront of your own kids in the street thats all... although i didnt let my buddy with the mustang do it tonight. Im waiting a couple days to see if this guy still wants to be a dick or be cool about it. drew you haz text message. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

06-10-2008, 05:57 AM	#9
PaleDSM Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dublin, Pa Member #274 iTrader: (1)	Right after the pussy comment you should have walked up to his open window and asked him if there are any laws that preclude retards from driving on public roads. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2000 MR2 Spyder (Yellow) 2013 Hyundai Elantra

06-10-2008, 06:02 AM	#10
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	i hope he reads this... Dear Mr. Mustang owner, You are the type of guy that gives mustang owners a bad reputation. You drive around in your half assed fox body POS stang and think you are better than every import owner, or even everyone who doesnt drive a "proper mustang". My car would run circles around your peice of **** and i hope you promptly wreck that thing and die in a firey crash. Love, CHAOS

06-10-2008, 10:01 AM	#11
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	the thing that i dont get is how i get targeted as the one to mess with? my car doesnt say tuner at all i has nothing done to it at all until a week ago, that would lead him to even possibly think that i do anything to cars at all. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

06-10-2008, 11:47 AM	#14
gpzjack Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Aston Member #3422 My Ride: 07 Legacy 06 Mazda5 96 Dakota 78 Firebird 03 Kawasaki iTrader: (2)	You really need to get laid. __________________ 07 Legacy 06 Mazda5 96 Dakota 78 Firebird 03 Kawasaki To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-10-2008, 12:22 PM	#15
OBEEWON Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hightened State of Emergency Member #1315 My Ride: Lansdale Local iTrader: (1)	Mustang driver...nuff said. I hate 240's for that reason, can't chill in peace. __________________ E .· \' ' ·. F To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-10-2008, 12:35 PM	#16
cburwell Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #303 iTrader: (0)	Lining up loud cars to race is just going to make your good neighbors suffer as well. Try talking to the guy (If you think you can do so without getting into an argument with him). Chances are he will act like a tough guy to you, maybe you can at least get him to stop driving recklessly in front of the kids. Starting some sort of neighborhood war with the guy is just going to make the situation escalate. Eventually it would lead to damage to your car or house. He probably came from a trash family, so worst case you can ignore him for a while and he will eventually give up. It takes a stronger person to ignore someone that is talking **, then it does to actually talk the *. Good luck man. Trash can be interesting to deal with (I've experienced it many times), but once you show them you don't care bout them or what they have to say, they will crawl back into their hole. Are you friendly with your other neighbors? If so, you can always get all of them to call the police if he continues to fly down the street. The police will probably only talk to him, but at least it will show him that he is up against the entire neighborhood (and not one person like he thought). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.* - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. "The Corvette took nearly 25 years to sell 500,000 units; the Z does it in fewer than 10."

06-10-2008, 12:52 PM	#17
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06-10-2008, 02:25 PM	#19
italianblaze Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Warminster Member #2973 My Ride: 2007 Ford F-150 Supercrew XLT 5.4 iTrader: (0)	just ask him to stop then if he doesnt dont sink to the ricers level allthough easy and entertaining at times its better off to just ignore him or wave and kill him with kindness cuz that will just make him mad that hes not affecting your mood at all even invite him over for a bbq one day be super nice and just say your honda is stock if he asks it will just make him feel like a clown __________________ 2007 Ford F-150 SuperCrew 5,4L XLT 91 Laser Rs-T Build - on the back burner To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-10-2008, 04:57 PM	#20
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	^^ x2 how did u know u woke him up though?

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