a joke - TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast

UncleTom · 09-15-2005, 06:57 AM

so there was this rabbi. after every circumcision, he would save the forskin. after while he had enough to make a wallet. when people saw a wallet made of foreskin, they asked him why he would do such a thing. His reply, "when you rub it, you get a briefcase!"

while eating chicken wings last night i heard this...although a little inappropriate for my taste i had to share...

SexyDSM95 · 09-15-2005, 01:21 PM

...I don't think I want to get it....

teh DIRT · 09-15-2005, 01:48 PM

hahaha. i get it.

xEJ20x · 09-15-2005, 02:11 PM

SexyDSM95 · 09-15-2005, 02:16 PM

It's not that I dont get....it's more of I don't want to picture it

xEJ20x · 09-15-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

It's not that I dont get....it's more of I don't want to picture it

I just don't care either way.

Prototype240 · 09-15-2005, 02:21 PM

That's incredibly disturbing....but pretty funny!

Blackv6Stang · 09-15-2005, 02:37 PM

thats pretty sick...yet i still found it amusing

MuddyREX · 09-15-2005, 07:38 PM

Why did the condom fly across the room?

Cause it got pissed off!!

PhillyGsx · 09-15-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuddyREX

Why did the condom fly across the room?

Cause it got pissed off!!

hahah never heard that before, that is a classic

TehWagon · 09-15-2005, 11:24 PM

i would like to point out, just because i'm tired and dilirious, that that in fact appears to be a bunny with TWO pancakes on its head.

xEJ20x · 09-15-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarWidow

i would like to point out, just because i'm tired and dilirious, that that in fact appears to be a bunny with TWO pancakes on its head.

They are two small flapjacks, so it counts as ONE pancake.

Chair-Force · 09-16-2005, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEJ20x

Thats so outdated, theres a new verison

Still two pancakes.....of course.

SexyDSM95 · 09-16-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chair-Force

Thats so outdated, theres a new verison

Still two pancakes.....of course.

He is so looting...such a white mans' beer

09-15-2005, 06:57 AM	#1
UncleTom Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philly-ish Member #564 My Ride: 2002 PSM Bugeye iTrader: (0)	a joke so there was this rabbi. after every circumcision, he would save the forskin. after while he had enough to make a wallet. when people saw a wallet made of foreskin, they asked him why he would do such a thing. His reply, "when you rub it, you get a briefcase!" while eating chicken wings last night i heard this...although a little inappropriate for my taste i had to share...

09-15-2005, 02:11 PM	#4
xEJ20x Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #72 My Ride: 13 STI iTrader: (3)	__________________ Nothing to see here.

09-15-2005, 02:21 PM	#7
Prototype240 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #162 iTrader: (0)	That's incredibly disturbing....but pretty funny! __________________ Chris DiMarco 95 240SX

09-15-2005, 02:37 PM	#8
Blackv6Stang Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Langhorne, Pa Member #847 iTrader: (0)	thats pretty sick...yet i still found it amusing __________________ -Ryan I love my saab 900. Used to have a 1997 mustang

09-15-2005, 07:38 PM	#9
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	Why did the condom fly across the room? Cause it got pissed off!! __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

09-15-2005, 01:21 PM	#2
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	...I don't think I want to get it....

09-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#5
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	It's not that I dont get....it's more of I don't want to picture it

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
the joke of the day	greek bandit	Off-Topic	40	02-20-2008 10:43 AM
this has got to be a joke, right?	drew	Off-Topic	20	05-17-2007 12:30 PM
dsm joke	Dave	Off-Topic	8	01-08-2007 02:31 PM
A little joke	Crzyguy972	Off-Topic	6	05-30-2006 11:49 PM
What a joke.	smoger	General Car Related Chat	63	10-07-2005 02:34 PM