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So get this
So I had to babysit my neighbor's 7 month old baby yesterday while they went out for an anniversary din-din(how cliche). The little strumpet was buggin' the entire time so I figured I'd get a little revenge. I knew the parents would be back soon while the ever familiar abdominal pressure set in. So what did I do? I took a big old poop in one of the diapers and changed the baby with that diaper. A few minutes later, the parents walked in and I made like I was getting ready to change him, proclaiming that he must have just had an accident. Of course, they tell me that they'll perform the service and thanked me, after which I abruptly left. Wow, I can only imagine the look on their faces as they saw a turd almost as big as the baby's leg! 93 93/93 |
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hhaha you got somethin broke
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TST Ruined My Life!
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia, Pa
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It is in his signature guys (for the 10000000000000th time)
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I am Kevin of Langhorne. But alas, merely a name. Who a person is to another is limited to the perception of the perceiver. Therefore, the totality of a single person is reflected upon many mirrors; the same person, different angles. With so many mirrors, one begins to get confused as to which is the real person and which is the reflection. The real person gets confused hirself, the ego ascending in the maze of mirrors. But when one stops for a moment and closes hir eyes, becoming self aware, one reconstructs the shattered self into unity. 93 93/93 |
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how many times did u do acid and what do u do for a living? |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Langhorne, PA
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My Ride: 2007 Infiniti G35x, 2008 MB SLK55 AMG iTrader: (0)
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You didn't used to live off of Hollywood/Clearview Ave. in Langhorne by any chance, did you? Or blow spit bubbles with your tongue?
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't named Kevin.
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lol funny story none-the-less.
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