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pearl · 04-04-2008, 11:39 AM

So im sitting at work, and i realized that the silliest things make me fart. I ate a egg mcmuffin today, and i farted for about 30 minutes. I then had a can of Mountain Dew, and im still farting. I'm having pizza for lunch, I'm debating on if I need to change my pants or not.

What is something that makes you fart?

D Money · 04-04-2008, 11:41 AM

oh jeez.

Njsurfrgurl · 04-04-2008, 11:41 AM

Maybe you should compose a ballad...and oh yeah sweatpants FTW

Keeper1343 · 04-04-2008, 11:42 AM

what makes me pass gas??? umm the prices

pearl · 04-04-2008, 11:42 AM

i cant wear sweatpants where i work.

mrchariybrown · 04-04-2008, 11:43 AM

dairy is the culprit for me. was there cheese on your breakfast sandwich? and that pizza probably didn't help neither

~Brian~ · 04-04-2008, 11:44 AM

OMG, lol at this thread!

pearl · 04-04-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrchariybrown

dairy is the culprit for me. was there cheese on your breakfast sandwich? and that pizza probably didn't help neither

Yes, the egg McMuffin did have cheese. I did not have the pizza yet though, but I will update when I do.

Njsurfrgurl · 04-04-2008, 11:49 AM

ok get some track shorts and just toooot to your own horn

lownslow95 · 04-04-2008, 11:51 AM

Pizza for lunch for the win. Sitting in the bathroom for the next 10-15 minutes ftw. Watching the next person walk in after i leave, and turn right around...PRICELESS.

~Brian~ · 04-04-2008, 11:51 AM

Anybody willing to post a video of the thread topic?

Yeah, kinda gross, I know...

lownslow95 · 04-04-2008, 11:53 AM

Thats kinda gross, but it would be damn hilarious if somebody does

Njsurfrgurl · 04-04-2008, 11:56 AM

I found the perfect toliet for you to do your "business" in....
http://gizmodo.com/356772/if-apple-m...th-multi+touch

pearl · 04-04-2008, 11:58 AM

that toilet is ****in balla

Njsurfrgurl · 04-04-2008, 11:59 AM

now all it needs is some 22's with spinners and it be bling bling!

lownslow95 · 04-04-2008, 12:08 PM

What about the one that was on Rob & Big, where Rob put a seat inside of a recliner...now thats a toilet.

pearl · 04-04-2008, 12:11 PM

This isn't about me pooping, I'm one of the fastest poopers in the west.

This is about what makes me fart.

UPDATE:
I just ate two slices of cheese pizza. My stomach is churning, and I have unleashed one fart. Nothing to serious though, and I cannot tell if it is from the egg mumuffin, which I ate 3 hours ago.

sherwood · 04-04-2008, 12:14 PM

you sick son of a bitch.

lownslow95 · 04-04-2008, 12:21 PM

hahaha this is teh best thread ever

poolmike · 04-04-2008, 12:30 PM

Everything gives me gas. Put me on Stern, I'll kick anyone's ass in a competition.

My buddy George, a couple of his co-workers, and myself are going to start a band. The Bucks County A$$holes. I'll keep you all updated when our first cut is released.

04-04-2008, 11:39 AM	#1
pearl Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NEW JERSEY Member #1108 My Ride: suck it trebek iTrader: (0)	What makes you pass gas? So im sitting at work, and i realized that the silliest things make me fart. I ate a egg mcmuffin today, and i farted for about 30 minutes. I then had a can of Mountain Dew, and im still farting. I'm having pizza for lunch, I'm debating on if I need to change my pants or not. What is something that makes you fart? __________________ Last Activity: 03-24-2009 12:05 PM

04-04-2008, 11:41 AM	#3
Njsurfrgurl Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hamilton NJ Member #3962 My Ride: 2005 Subaru iTrader: (0)	Maybe you should compose a ballad...and oh yeah sweatpants FTW __________________ "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" Ernest Hemingway

04-04-2008, 11:42 AM	#5
pearl Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NEW JERSEY Member #1108 My Ride: suck it trebek iTrader: (0)	i cant wear sweatpants where i work. __________________ Last Activity: 03-24-2009 12:05 PM

04-04-2008, 11:49 AM	#9
Njsurfrgurl Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hamilton NJ Member #3962 My Ride: 2005 Subaru iTrader: (0)	ok get some track shorts and just toooot to your own horn __________________ "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" Ernest Hemingway

04-04-2008, 11:56 AM	#13
Njsurfrgurl Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hamilton NJ Member #3962 My Ride: 2005 Subaru iTrader: (0)	I found the perfect toliet for you to do your "business" in.... http://gizmodo.com/356772/if-apple-m...th-multi+touch __________________ "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" Ernest Hemingway

04-04-2008, 11:42 AM	#4
Keeper1343 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Member #5714 My Ride: 99 Honda Prelude... get some. iTrader: (0)	what makes me pass gas??? umm the prices

04-04-2008, 11:58 AM	#14
pearl Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NEW JERSEY Member #1108 My Ride: suck it trebek iTrader: (0)	that toilet is ****in balla __________________ Last Activity: 03-24-2009 12:05 PM

04-04-2008, 11:59 AM	#15
Njsurfrgurl Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hamilton NJ Member #3962 My Ride: 2005 Subaru iTrader: (0)	now all it needs is some 22's with spinners and it be bling bling! __________________ "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" Ernest Hemingway

04-04-2008, 12:11 PM	#17
pearl Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NEW JERSEY Member #1108 My Ride: suck it trebek iTrader: (0)	This isn't about me pooping, I'm one of the fastest poopers in the west. This is about what makes me fart. UPDATE: I just ate two slices of cheese pizza. My stomach is churning, and I have unleashed one fart. Nothing to serious though, and I cannot tell if it is from the egg mumuffin, which I ate 3 hours ago. __________________ Last Activity: 03-24-2009 12:05 PM

04-04-2008, 12:30 PM	#20
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	Everything gives me gas. Put me on Stern, I'll kick anyone's ass in a competition. My buddy George, a couple of his co-workers, and myself are going to start a band. The Bucks County A$$holes. I'll keep you all updated when our first cut is released. __________________ 2012 Honda Accord Touring 1968 Kaiser M715 FrankenJeep 1947 Dodge 1.5 Ton Resto-mod 1937 Ford pick-up 1950 Crosley Farm-o-Road

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