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igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:18 PM

For those 500 calories or more, I'm free

igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:18 PM

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:21 PM

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE

igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:22 PM

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:27 PM

Try Deep South Soul Food, you can get yourself collard greens, fried chicken and grits for a dollar ninety five, MUTHA ****A

99SL2_Modder · 08-25-2005, 11:28 PM

Spaz much?

DoubleOughtCel · 08-25-2005, 11:48 PM

Ritalin does amazing things to people.

igo4bmx · 08-25-2005, 11:50 PM

i guess u guys never saw the fast and the furious

DoubleOughtCel · 08-26-2005, 12:02 AM

I saw it.......too many times.

mysweetfracture · 08-26-2005, 12:12 AM

what is that rendition the fastfood and the furious

180sxDrifter · 08-26-2005, 12:13 AM

I think someone needs to lay off the FnF for awhile lol

BlackBulletTSi · 08-26-2005, 12:39 AM

That had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

WRX27 · 08-26-2005, 03:17 PM

LMFAO

SexyDSM95 · 08-26-2005, 03:25 PM

I think someone should invest in a Swedish penis pu.... oh n/m

James..you beef cake...steroids is bad for you and this thread proves it.

S4toSTI · 08-26-2005, 03:27 PM

lol that was great please tell me you thought of that urself

igo4bmx · 08-26-2005, 06:17 PM

Dom: Whaddya got there?
Brian: This is your Burger
Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish
Brian: No faith.
Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn’t Jimmy’s Fish Shack, this is McDonalds.
Brian: Lift the bun
Dom: Lift the bun?
Brian: Lift the bun!
Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ****!
Brian: What did I tell you?
Dom: I retract my previous statement
Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more…if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic.
Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ass. There’s a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that’s where you’ll do it. And another thing…when you’re not working at McDonalds, you’ll be working here. If you can’t find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don’t belong near a burger joint.
Mia: TST Ownz you now!

igo4bmx · 08-26-2005, 06:20 PM

"Look, I know there's NO WAY you pay for all that **** under the bun of that burger by cookin' fries and flippin' patties!"

*Dom slips Brian a piece of paper*

"What's this?"

Dom: "It's my reciept. This ****'s only $3.99. Tell ya what... you come back here behind the counter, and we'll see how ya do. Then we'll eat."

Dave · 08-28-2005, 09:01 AM

"whats the retail on one of those?"

"more than you can afford a-hole, wendy's"

sisforsurfing · 08-28-2005, 09:35 AM

I feel like I read that in Sport Compact Car a while back, but you definitely added a bunch more. heh...

2point0T · 08-28-2005, 02:11 PM

lol keep it going

08-25-2005, 11:18 PM	#1
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	I live my life a quarter pounder at a time For those 500 calories or more, I'm free __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-25-2005, 11:18 PM	#2
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!! __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-25-2005, 11:21 PM	#3
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-25-2005, 11:22 PM	#4
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-25-2005, 11:27 PM	#5
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	Try Deep South Soul Food, you can get yourself collard greens, fried chicken and grits for a dollar ninety five, MUTHA ****A __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-25-2005, 11:50 PM	#8
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	i guess u guys never saw the fast and the furious __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-26-2005, 12:12 AM	#10
mysweetfracture Tri-State Aficionado Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: yardley Member #170 iTrader: (0) $Send a message via AIM to mysweetfracture$	what is that rendition the fastfood and the furious
$mysweetfracture is offline$

08-26-2005, 12:13 AM	#11
180sxDrifter Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ドリフト天国 Member #585 My Ride: 06 STI, S13 Silvia, Ruckus iTrader: (3)	I think someone needs to lay off the FnF for awhile lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 06 Sti-Built motor....stock turbo 89 S13-aero, Silvia front coupe blah blah blah

08-26-2005, 12:39 AM	#12
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	That had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

08-26-2005, 03:17 PM	#13
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	LMFAO

08-26-2005, 03:25 PM	#14
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	I think someone should invest in a Swedish penis pu.... oh n/m James..you beef cake...steroids is bad for you and this thread proves it.

08-26-2005, 06:17 PM	#16
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn’t Jimmy’s Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ****! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more…if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ass. There’s a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that’s where you’ll do it. And another thing…when you’re not working at McDonalds, you’ll be working here. If you can’t find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don’t belong near a burger joint. Mia: TST Ownz you now! __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-26-2005, 06:20 PM	#17
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	"Look, I know there's NO WAY you pay for all that **** under the bun of that burger by cookin' fries and flippin' patties!" Dom slips Brian a piece of paper "What's this?" Dom: "It's my reciept. This ****'s only $3.99. Tell ya what... you come back here behind the counter, and we'll see how ya do. Then we'll eat." __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-28-2005, 09:01 AM	#18
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	"whats the retail on one of those?" "more than you can afford a-hole, wendy's"

08-28-2005, 09:35 AM	#19
sisforsurfing Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Member #267 My Ride: 2003 WRX wagon iTrader: (2)	I feel like I read that in Sport Compact Car a while back, but you definitely added a bunch more. heh... __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.*

08-28-2005, 02:11 PM	#20
2point0T Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA Member #647 My Ride: 96 Jeep Cherokee 4.0L iTrader: (0)	lol keep it going __________________ You know what really grinds my gears.....

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