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Twin_Cam · 08-15-2005, 12:53 PM

I'm thinking cruel and unusual here. It overheats on the highway, but not in stop-and-go traffic. What the hell kind of a car does that?! So then I go to replace the thermostat (me being the idiot that I am actually believe I can do that) and can't even find the coolant drain plugs on the block. Soooooo after I unscrew the hose clamps and I have half a gallon of coolant on my driveway, I can't get to 3 out of the 4 bolts because the high-press A/C line is in the way. I refuse to work on cars anymore. I think I'm gonna take a bus or ride a bike everywhere the rest of my life. Cars are way too stressful.

I wanna jump it off of something and send the shocks through the shock towers and then drain the oil and put it in neutral and put a brick on the gas pedal. Mmmmmmmm, flames.

xEJ20x · 08-15-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Twin_Cam

I'm thinking cruel and unusual here. It overheats on the highway, but not in stop-and-go traffic. What the hell kind of a car does that?! So then I go to replace the thermostat (me being the idiot that I am actually believe I can do that) and can't even find the coolant drain plugs on the block. Soooooo after I unscrew the hose clamps and I have half a gallon of coolant on my driveway, I can't get to 3 out of the 4 bolts because the high-press A/C line is in the way. I refuse to work on cars anymore. I think I'm gonna take a bus or ride a bike everywhere the rest of my life. Cars are way too stressful.

I wanna jump it off of something and send the shocks through the shock towers and then drain the oil and put it in neutral and put a brick on the gas pedal. Mmmmmmmm, flames.

I always wanted to do a Dukes of Hazzard jump in an Import.

OutOfStock · 08-15-2005, 01:22 PM

Can we paint it orange first and put an 01 on the side?

xEJ20x · 08-15-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OutOfStock

Can we paint it orange first and put an 01 on the side?

Dont forget the confederate flag on the roof.

S4toSTI · 08-15-2005, 01:56 PM

ok i am in can we put wd40 on the tires and well you know what u do with that.

DoubleOughtCel · 08-15-2005, 02:58 PM

Count me in. But first we have to take a chainsaw and make the first ever 'vert Maxima. Then we go for the big air.

TehWagon · 08-15-2005, 03:16 PM

HAHA- good thinkin- take all the remaining structural support out of a car that just might roll a few hundred times- have fun boys, i'll be far away from this fiasco!!

btw, sorry, jeff, that you're having this much trouble!

S4toSTI · 08-15-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CarWidow

HAHA- good thinkin- take all the remaining structural support out of a car that just might roll a few hundred times- have fun boys, i'll be far away from this fiasco!!

btw, sorry, jeff, that you're having this much trouble!

Well we will put in a roll cage.

OutOfStock · 08-15-2005, 03:19 PM

we cant cut the roof off....where we gonna paint the flag?

xEJ20x · 08-15-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by S4toSTI

Well we will put in a roll cage.

Why? Just leave the roof on.

Or we can sawzall the entire car and go street racing for money.

igo4bmx · 08-15-2005, 03:33 PM

let me know when you do all of this...

xEJ20x · 08-15-2005, 03:38 PM

And if we keep up with the DoH style of things we need this horn

FeeJ · 08-15-2005, 04:25 PM

anyone ever see the video of the car chopped in half?? kinda like what happened to james bond in one of his movies....

do that. Relocate the tank to the front and pinch off and lines and crap to the back and FWD field car w/o an ass :D

Dave · 08-15-2005, 05:39 PM

nitrous tank, just run a line from the tank to the intake and while driving have a passenger slowly crack open the valve on the tank. watch out for flying parts and be sure to catch the carnage on tape :D

S4toSTI · 08-15-2005, 06:11 PM

I call shot gun for all of this

oh and noo blitz

Twin_Cam · 08-15-2005, 06:54 PM

I'm not really going to destroy my car. Paid $1500 for it not too long ago. Besides.....with 227K miles, the engine wouldn't be able to push the damn thing off of a jump or survive a street race.

It just pisses me off. I bought the car to be a highway cruiser. I need it to do one thing, and it can't do it.

Nitro · 08-15-2005, 08:35 PM

Want to see how much nitrous it will take before it blows? I got a kit we could throw on quick.

OutOfStock · 08-15-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitro

Want to see how much nitrous it will take before it blows? I got a kit we could throw on quick.

or you could throw the kit to me right quick :-D

FeeJ · 08-15-2005, 09:26 PM

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player....EB06BD83CE&p=0

heres a second group that cut it in half and drove it around...
you know you want to do it, ill help snip it =D

WRX27 · 08-16-2005, 01:33 AM

Anyone ever see Mischief? Dustin and crew ****ing up rental cars including a maxima - it was great!

08-15-2005, 12:53 PM	#1
Twin_Cam Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lebanon Valley College, Annville, PA Member #288 iTrader: (0)	Who wants to destroy a Maxima with me? I'm thinking cruel and unusual here. It overheats on the highway, but not in stop-and-go traffic. What the hell kind of a car does that?! So then I go to replace the thermostat (me being the idiot that I am actually believe I can do that) and can't even find the coolant drain plugs on the block. Soooooo after I unscrew the hose clamps and I have half a gallon of coolant on my driveway, I can't get to 3 out of the 4 bolts because the high-press A/C line is in the way. I refuse to work on cars anymore. I think I'm gonna take a bus or ride a bike everywhere the rest of my life. Cars are way too stressful. I wanna jump it off of something and send the shocks through the shock towers and then drain the oil and put it in neutral and put a brick on the gas pedal. Mmmmmmmm, flames. __________________ Jeff '00 Saturn SL2m- slowest car on TST

08-15-2005, 01:22 PM	#3
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	Can we paint it orange first and put an 01 on the side? __________________ I hate my car

08-15-2005, 03:19 PM	#9
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	we cant cut the roof off....where we gonna paint the flag? __________________ I hate my car

08-15-2005, 03:33 PM	#11
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	let me know when you do all of this... __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-15-2005, 03:38 PM	#12
xEJ20x Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #72 My Ride: 13 STI iTrader: (3)	And if we keep up with the DoH style of things we need this horn __________________ Nothing to see here.

08-15-2005, 04:25 PM	#13
FeeJ Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: E-Town/P-Dam Member #575 iTrader: (0)	anyone ever see the video of the car chopped in half?? kinda like what happened to james bond in one of his movies.... do that. Relocate the tank to the front and pinch off and lines and crap to the back and FWD field car w/o an ass :D __________________ '92 SL1 - Sold, she will be missed as a great beater '86 RX-7 base 'luxury' - daily drifter 2Lt USAF 62E1G Edwards AFB, leaving the jughandles

08-15-2005, 05:39 PM	#14
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	nitrous tank, just run a line from the tank to the intake and while driving have a passenger slowly crack open the valve on the tank. watch out for flying parts and be sure to catch the carnage on tape :D

08-15-2005, 06:54 PM	#16
Twin_Cam Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lebanon Valley College, Annville, PA Member #288 iTrader: (0)	I'm not really going to destroy my car. Paid $1500 for it not too long ago. Besides.....with 227K miles, the engine wouldn't be able to push the damn thing off of a jump or survive a street race. It just pisses me off. I bought the car to be a highway cruiser. I need it to do one thing, and it can't do it. __________________ Jeff '00 Saturn SL2m- slowest car on TST

08-15-2005, 08:35 PM	#17
Nitro Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bethlehem, PA Member #548 iTrader: (0)	Want to see how much nitrous it will take before it blows? I got a kit we could throw on quick. __________________ Gotta love sleepers.

08-15-2005, 09:26 PM	#19
FeeJ Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: E-Town/P-Dam Member #575 iTrader: (0)	http://videos.streetfire.net/Player....EB06BD83CE&p=0 heres a second group that cut it in half and drove it around... you know you want to do it, ill help snip it =D __________________ '92 SL1 - Sold, she will be missed as a great beater '86 RX-7 base 'luxury' - daily drifter 2Lt USAF 62E1G Edwards AFB, leaving the jughandles

08-16-2005, 01:33 AM	#20
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	Anyone ever see Mischief? Dustin and crew ****ing up rental cars including a maxima - it was great!

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