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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: West Berlin NJ, South jersey
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My Ride: 2010 Genesis Coupe 2.0T and 2008 Honda CBR1000rr iTrader: (2)
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You momma jokes!
Just to start it off Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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10-18-2007, 09:25 AM
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family
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10-18-2007, 10:03 AM
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Yo momma so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo momma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Yo momma so fat, when she lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house.
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10-18-2007, 11:39 AM
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10-18-2007, 11:44 AM
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Your momma so fat it took me a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Your momma so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk.
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10-18-2007, 01:44 PM
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Tri-State Post Whore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: West Berlin NJ, South jersey
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Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mame is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
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10-18-2007, 01:51 PM
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Your mother is so vertically challenged, she makes gary coleman look like Shaquill O' Neal.
Your biological mother is so mentally challenged, it took her an hour to make minute rice.
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