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Evo8kid · 09-30-2007, 06:32 PM

back ground of story: A man on a motorcycle (man 1)stoped for a break in our parking lot. Another man (man 2) came from no where and started talking to the man on the motorcycle.

Man 2 commented on how he liked the other man 1's suzuki, but then proceeded to say "but you have to admit that nothing beats the reliablity of a honda, they make the best engines" You can tell by the look on the bikers face that he was thinking,"yea ok". Then man 2 proceeded to say "the best thing about hondas are the engines. They make the best engines. I have an 03 honda accord. The accord in 03 and 04 were the only years that honda outsourced there engines. Porsche built the engines in 03/04, because they were heavily involved in racing together." (i do not know if that is a fact or not) He then said, "My accord has tons of top end torque. It goes from 100-140 in 2 seconds!!" (i **** you not, he said two (2) seconds) "I was on my way home from a concert and we were blazin, not only drinking, and I raced a 350Z and blew the thing out of the water. Yea i can beat 350Z's and mustang GT's and cop cars. The only car i cant beat is the audi TT."

I was beyond hyterical hearing this from a man with gray hair, driving an accord. The biker pretty much rode away mid sentence cause that guy was getting annoying. He then approached me, asked me about a car for sale and then drove away in his honda.

the end

sherwood · 09-30-2007, 06:36 PM

hahaa

lownslow95 · 09-30-2007, 06:40 PM

cburwell · 09-30-2007, 06:41 PM

No funny. Serious business.

italianblaze · 09-30-2007, 11:31 PM

Hes not even a tool i dont know what to call that
maybe somthing a tool uses such as a nail or screw

SovXietday · 09-30-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evo8kid

Porsche built the engines in 03/04, because they were heavily involved in racing together."

*THUD*

WRXD · 10-01-2007, 02:13 PM

My former boss told my GF (who still works with the company) that his BMW 740il will do 0-60 in 2-3 seconds. Even she knew enough about cars to have to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing in his face-- after all he is(was) our boss.

He used to talk ish on my car until I tore him a new one from 0-115.

09-30-2007, 06:32 PM	#1
Evo8kid Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Newtown, PA Member #1631 My Ride: contributes towards Global warming iTrader: (0)	Middle aged honda accord owners are funny back ground of story: A man on a motorcycle (man 1)stoped for a break in our parking lot. Another man (man 2) came from no where and started talking to the man on the motorcycle. Man 2 commented on how he liked the other man 1's suzuki, but then proceeded to say "but you have to admit that nothing beats the reliablity of a honda, they make the best engines" You can tell by the look on the bikers face that he was thinking,"yea ok". Then man 2 proceeded to say "the best thing about hondas are the engines. They make the best engines. I have an 03 honda accord. The accord in 03 and 04 were the only years that honda outsourced there engines. Porsche built the engines in 03/04, because they were heavily involved in racing together." (i do not know if that is a fact or not) He then said, "My accord has tons of top end torque. It goes from 100-140 in 2 seconds!!" (i **** you not, he said two (2) seconds) "I was on my way home from a concert and we were blazin, not only drinking, and I raced a 350Z and blew the thing out of the water. Yea i can beat 350Z's and mustang GT's and cop cars. The only car i cant beat is the audi TT." I was beyond hyterical hearing this from a man with gray hair, driving an accord. The biker pretty much rode away mid sentence cause that guy was getting annoying. He then approached me, asked me about a car for sale and then drove away in his honda. the end __________________ TurboTagTeam is my crew chief 1996 Nissan 240sx- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2010 Dodge Ram 2500 6.7L Turbo Diesel 2008 Audi RS4- 420 HP 4.2L V8 2004 Honda CBR600RR Last edited by Evo8kid; 09-30-2007 at 07:15 PM.

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WRXD Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SEPA Member #1156 My Ride: 2013 Ford Focus ST iTrader: (0)	My former boss told my GF (who still works with the company) that his BMW 740il will do 0-60 in 2-3 seconds. Even she knew enough about cars to have to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing in his face-- after all he is(was) our boss. He used to talk ish on my car until I tore him a new one from 0-115.