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**TROLL** · 07-25-2005, 04:14 PM

These are funny, if there are more then post them :D...

One List: http://www.ksilebo.com/realamerican/

A link to all 79 of them in zip format: http://theravyn.org/Real_Men_of_Genius_Colletion.zip

A couple written out that are funny:

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change

enjoy...
bryan

BlackBulletTSi · 07-25-2005, 05:02 PM

Hahaha I love those things Thanks for the link man I'm downloading them all right now.

sisforsurfing · 07-25-2005, 05:41 PM

The collar pop one and the away message one are the best. Sweet link find.

DoubleOughtCel · 07-25-2005, 06:25 PM

Heh, some of them are still good. The best ones were the "Real American Heroes" before 9/11. Unfortunately, they have been going downhill lately. I actually saw the TV commercial of a "Real Men of Genius" once. The guys who does the background vocals is hilarious looking on TV, he sports a mullet and gets all sexual against the microphone, it cracked me up.

Dave · 07-25-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TROLL

These are funny, if there are more then post them :D...

One List: http://www.ksilebo.com/realamerican/

A link to all 79 of them in zip format: http://theravyn.org/Real_Men_of_Genius_Colletion.zip

A couple written out that are funny:

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change

enjoy...
bryan

OMFG I LOVE YOU!!!

Twin_Cam · 07-25-2005, 08:56 PM

The Collar Putter Upper one is C-L-A-S-S-I-C :D

I remember a guy calling in to WMMR and requesting a commercial

Pierre Robert was like "Let me get this straight.....did you just call in.....and request a commercial?!?!"

S4toSTI · 07-25-2005, 11:05 PM

I guess i am gonna put my collar down before i get to the meet thursday

smoger · 07-26-2005, 09:30 AM

yeah those commercials crack me up, ive actually been meaning to get the audio and put them on my mp3 player

freshie · 07-26-2005, 10:24 AM

woo, im listening to these at work right now

SexyDSM95 · 07-26-2005, 10:46 AM

It's not my fault! The A&F, American Eagle, and Hollister collars are so small on their polos that they pop up themselves. Screw you guys! [/sarcasm]

97TSi · 07-26-2005, 11:06 AM

collar popping = gay.
I want to bitch slap every guy I see sporting that look.

WRX27 · 07-26-2005, 01:11 PM

LMFAO as is everyone @ work with me

smoger · 08-09-2005, 10:40 PM

haha finally got them on the mp3 player

2point0T · 08-10-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S4toSTI

I guess i am gonna put my collar down before i get to the meet thursday

07-25-2005, 05:02 PM	#2
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	Hahaha I love those things Thanks for the link man I'm downloading them all right now. __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

07-25-2005, 05:41 PM	#3
sisforsurfing Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Member #267 My Ride: 2003 WRX wagon iTrader: (2)	The collar pop one and the away message one are the best. Sweet link find. __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.*

07-25-2005, 08:56 PM	#6
Twin_Cam Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lebanon Valley College, Annville, PA Member #288 iTrader: (0)	The Collar Putter Upper one is C-L-A-S-S-I-C :D I remember a guy calling in to WMMR and requesting a commercial Pierre Robert was like "Let me get this straight.....did you just call in.....and request a commercial?!?!" __________________ Jeff '00 Saturn SL2m- slowest car on TST

07-26-2005, 09:30 AM	#8
smoger Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: philly Member #64 iTrader: (1)	yeah those commercials crack me up, ive actually been meaning to get the audio and put them on my mp3 player __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. , To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. \| 2000 Black Acura 3.2TL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. .. all car enthusiasts are welcome

07-26-2005, 11:06 AM	#11
97TSi Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ (SJ) Member #150 iTrader: (0)	collar popping = gay. I want to bitch slap every guy I see sporting that look. __________________ -Nick 97 TSi B16G FactoryRemoved.com

07-26-2005, 10:24 AM	#9
freshie Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Newtown Square/King of Prussia PA Member #617 iTrader: (0)	woo, im listening to these at work right now

07-26-2005, 10:46 AM	#10
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	It's not my fault! The A&F, American Eagle, and Hollister collars are so small on their polos that they pop up themselves. Screw you guys! [/sarcasm]

07-26-2005, 01:11 PM	#12
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	LMFAO as is everyone @ work with me

08-09-2005, 10:40 PM	#13
smoger Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: philly Member #64 iTrader: (1)	haha finally got them on the mp3 player __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. , To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. \| 2000 Black Acura 3.2TL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. .. all car enthusiasts are welcome

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