only in America.. Michael Vick sued for 63 billion by inmate

[drew]

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties


Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.


pdf of filing

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf
Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.

[tjf]

vick still deserves to die for what he does for animals, but your right this lawsuit is completly out of line

[Renegade_]

Frivolous lawsuit? Never.

[~Brian~]

Hahaha!

[05Accent]

thats stupid.

[mattcosta7]

wait so you are saying he doesnt really own Iranian warheads? I thought he kept them underground in his home. Didn't UPS deliver them?

[su_maverick]

You should read the whole thing, you will crack up.

[su_maverick]

Originally Posted by mattcosta7

wait so you are saying he doesnt really own Iranian warheads? I thought he kept them underground in his home. Didn't UPS deliver them?

Na, I think FedEx is the only one that will deliver out of country warheads. I will have to check, its been a while since I have shipped anything like that.

[drew]

Originally Posted by su_maverick

You should read the whole thing, you will crack up.

yeah really, if you don't read that PDF you're missing out

just a couple highlights of it;


"Violated under the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th amendment of the constitution, for relief, plantiff seeks 63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered via "UPS""

"Mr. Vick sold my dogs on EBAY auction, and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iran Goverment."

[Im2Slow]

lol i think its funny, the guy pushing the law suit is insane

[eviltalon]

bahahahahahahahahaha. that sh*t is too much

[dubjinc]

I believe it.

[MrDibbs19]

read this and i almost lost it... that inmate is pushing the limits here, vick did some f'd up sh!t to the dogs, but buying iran missles by selling 2 pitbulls... i didn't know missles were so cheap, does anyone have the phone # to the iran missle depot? i'm guessing there is a clearance sale going on...

[Z3R0]

HAH I just googled this crap...HAHAHA "MICHAEL VICK violated my copyright Laws by using my copyright NaMe oN his personal football outfit and casual clothing without paying me for use." HAHAHA WHOA LOL RIDING THE ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

[redwrxwagon02]

Originally Posted by MrDibbs19

read this and i almost lost it... that inmate is pushing the limits here, vick did some f'd up sh!t to the dogs, but buying iran missles by selling 2 pitbulls... i didn't know missles were so cheap, does anyone have the phone # to the iran missle depot? i'm guessing there is a clearance sale going on...

lol 1 800 missile

[su_maverick]

A couple other great highlights

- Michael Vick subjected me to Microwave Testing
- Michael Vick used drugs in school zones
- Michael Vick is in the business of Illegal Steroids

"Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes" - how exactly do you phyically hurt someones feelings? Ouch, that was a punch to my soul.

And the finally at the bottom of the letter:
"[Due to restrictions on typewritters, this suit was handwritten]"

[TGilb2007]

wtf????

[Rey The Great]

well this IS the country the poeple can sue u over anything

[SpoolinDSM]

So let me get this straight, Vick who lives in VA, went to Florida, to some random inmates house, to steal two of his pitbulls? Right!!! And how would this inmate know that? And how would he know Vick has ties with alqueda, the dudes in jail, how would he know this stuff.

[TGilb2007]

Spoolin...... its called insanity. Hands down, nut-job.


I actually printed the PDF and put it in my cube at work.