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Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:06 PM

Something like this has gone around a few sites with some pretty good hilarity. so i figured why not here. Ask a question and I (dr.Phil) will reply with professional advice

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:07 PM

Im listening

CHAOS · 08-02-2007, 01:15 PM

"i am a sexy, sassy bitch"

borkenshtif, do girls fart?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

"i am a sexy, sassy bitch"

borkenshtif, do girls fart?

yes. they try not too for fear that we will realize that if something can escape out of that hole, something can go into that hole

tjf · 08-02-2007, 01:39 PM

dr phil, my girl wont let me do her in the butt, any advice

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tjf

dr phil, my girl wont let me do her in the butt, any advice

its hard to say no to anal when your asleep. if you catch my drift.

iMPORTGiRLiE91 · 08-02-2007, 01:41 PM

the **** hurts..you stick something up your ass!!

tjf · 08-02-2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

its hard to say no to anal when your asleep. if you catch my drift.

ahhhhaahahahahahaha thats so funny and yet so wrong at the same time

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMPORTGiRLiE91

the **** hurts..you stick something up your ass!!

calm down its only a joke

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMPORTGiRLiE91

the **** hurts..you stick something up your ass!!

fine, but you first.

CleanNeon98 · 08-02-2007, 01:47 PM

Why do you look like a rapist?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

Why do you look like a rapist?

why ask why, bud dry.

foss · 08-02-2007, 01:48 PM

Is it really true that if you don't use it you lose it?

CleanNeon98 · 08-02-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

can i have security in here please

Hey man if you dont wana say, its cool.

Serious note, and ive always wondered about this

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

iMPORTGiRLiE91 · 08-02-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjf

calm down its only a joke

i'm calm? no noncalming here.

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foss

Is it really true that if you don't use it you lose it?

yes, thats why i masturbate hourly. for fear of losing it.

Rey The Great · 08-02-2007, 01:53 PM

whats the meaning of life?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

this is for women drivers. the logic is, they are such ass backward drivers that if you told them the wrong thing they would do it right. apparently it works.

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rey The Great

whats the meaning of life?

to enjoy it.

CHAOS · 08-02-2007, 02:18 PM

will a new ****ing hair cut get me laid?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

will a new ****ing hair cut get me laid?

not if they saw that video you posted on youtube

08-02-2007, 01:06 PM	#1
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	Ask Dr. Phil Something like this has gone around a few sites with some pretty good hilarity. so i figured why not here. Ask a question and I (dr.Phil) will reply with professional advice

08-02-2007, 01:47 PM	#10
CleanNeon98 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Philadelphia Member #2029 My Ride: "Honey Badger" Turbo Miata iTrader: (8)	Why do you look like a rapist? __________________ 2004 MAZDASPEED MX-5 : 328whp / 308wtq / 2500lbs 2012 Toyota Prius 2 : Daily Driver

08-02-2007, 01:53 PM	#16
Rey The Great Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: lancaster, PA Member #3905 My Ride: scooby iTrader: (0)	whats the meaning of life? __________________ I'm a beast, you just a pet.

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