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SlideWayzS13 · 05-18-2007, 01:40 AM

Ok so lets see who has the best/worst lines they have used to call out of work before..Doesn't matter if it's f^(k'd up or not...Lets hear em.......

I guess I'll start

"Yea umm I'm not gonna be able to make it in because I got the $hit'$ from something I ate..."

CleanNeon98 · 05-18-2007, 01:45 AM

"I got hit by a car"...no lie I used it this last sunday

1gmfanatik · 05-18-2007, 02:11 AM

"My sister was in an accident, the truck she was in rolled over." Did happen, but a couple years before using the excuse.

"Someone hit me while I was driving in."
I have sooo many..lol

Rey The Great · 05-18-2007, 02:22 AM

i got a flat tire and i cant make it..i actually used this line before

1gmfanatik · 05-18-2007, 02:24 AM

Before i got in the military, I would get bored with my jobs and start calling out ALOT. That's how I knew it was time to move on. lol..

Buster · 05-18-2007, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

"I got hit by a car"...no lie I used it this last sunday

Im telling your boss

Scapegoat · 05-18-2007, 09:14 AM

"I had oysters last night..."

grimm · 05-18-2007, 09:23 AM

the best by far...
"I got anal glaucoma, and I just can't see my @ss coming into work today."

grimm · 05-18-2007, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rey The Great

i got a flat tire and i cant make it..i actually used this line before

how does that work? even a girl knows how to put a spare on?

Jeffros Spec V · 05-18-2007, 09:27 AM

I called out yesterday.

"Chris, I'm taking a personal day today. See ya Friday."

ahahah

grimm · 05-18-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

I called out yesterday.

"Chris, I'm taking a personal day today. See ya Friday."

ahahah

or the whole..
"i got lymsse disease yo! peace!"

Intercooled T · 05-18-2007, 10:03 AM

i don't need an excuse, have way too many personal/vacation/admin leave days

markley02 · 05-18-2007, 10:11 AM

I don't have to give an excuse either. Something I said before though, "do you hear that? That is the ocean. I wont be in tomorrow."

Scapegoat · 05-18-2007, 10:37 AM

excuses are only needed when you don't have vacation days, or work in a company that requires someone to sign-off and give the OK for the time off.

The company/department I work at now is like that.

I have a feeling that at my, possibly, new job that won't be the case once I have vacation days accrued.

MuddyREX · 05-18-2007, 10:40 AM

I found out I have nipples to play with, so I'm not coming to work today.

cranshinibon · 05-18-2007, 11:16 AM

"I can't come in to work today bc I had bad sushi last night...

and tequila."

used that one last sunday

ibepressin · 05-18-2007, 12:26 PM

I won't be in today click

mr_eh · 05-18-2007, 12:30 PM

lol, i called into work on a monday (schedule wasnt posted sunday), i call in at 5pm, cause i slept in, and im like, am i scheduled this week?

"your supposed to be here right now"

oh... i see... i'm not coming in, i gotta eat something

"if you dont come in your fired"

ok then.. i quit, bye.

so then i go to the food place, and when i walk in my manager starts screaming at me about some ****, and she stormed out the back, so then i ordered food and ate with a friend...

ToyotaTat · 05-18-2007, 12:39 PM

i have community service to do and this is my last chance to do it or else i get a HUGE fine

i quit.

D Money · 05-18-2007, 12:50 PM

haha, why am I the only one who doesnt have to give excuses. I just call up and say I have something to do, and to use my PTO. lol

I only called out like 1 time in 3 years though.

05-18-2007, 01:40 AM	#1
SlideWayzS13 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Under Ur Bed Member #2935 My Ride: 89 240sx BlkTop Sr iTrader: (2)	The "Call out of Work" Thread Ok so lets see who has the best/worst lines they have used to call out of work before..Doesn't matter if it's f^(k'd up or not...Lets hear em....... I guess I'll start "Yea umm I'm not gonna be able to make it in because I got the $hit'$ from something I ate..." __________________ Eagle CP ACL ARP Full-Race Garret GReDDy Manley Crower NismO Haltech ///Works

05-18-2007, 01:45 AM	#2
CleanNeon98 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Philadelphia Member #2029 My Ride: "Honey Badger" Turbo Miata iTrader: (8)	"I got hit by a car"...no lie I used it this last sunday __________________ 2004 MAZDASPEED MX-5 : 328whp / 308wtq / 2500lbs 2012 Toyota Prius 2 : Daily Driver

05-18-2007, 02:22 AM	#4
Rey The Great Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: lancaster, PA Member #3905 My Ride: scooby iTrader: (0)	i got a flat tire and i cant make it..i actually used this line before __________________ I'm a beast, you just a pet.

05-18-2007, 10:03 AM	#12
Intercooled T Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fairless Hills, PA Member #207 My Ride: 2003 Toyota Rav4 iTrader: (0)	i don't need an excuse, have way too many personal/vacation/admin leave days __________________ 2003 Toyota Rav4, 2.0L/Auto/AWD To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2013 Nissan Juke, 1.6T/Auto/FWD (wife's car lol To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. )

05-18-2007, 10:11 AM	#13
markley02 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mommy and Daddy’s House Member #390 My Ride: 05 Honda Odessey iTrader: (0)	I don't have to give an excuse either. Something I said before though, "do you hear that? That is the ocean. I wont be in tomorrow." __________________ Pwned Dumb ass for not changing my password. I lied about everything. All of it. I owned some great cars because my ex wife dedicated her life to me. I treated her like total sh, because my dk was more important in a back door than she was! She divorced me, and I deserved it! I am into drugs and Motorcycles, guns and especially my bff Brandon To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. and girls that look just like my mother Pronouns: they, them. hyper-sexual narcissist. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

05-18-2007, 09:14 AM	#7
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	"I had oysters last night..."

05-18-2007, 09:23 AM	#8
grimm Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Member #3058 iTrader: (2)	the best by far... "I got anal glaucoma, and I just can't see my @ss coming into work today."

05-18-2007, 09:27 AM	#10
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	I called out yesterday. "Chris, I'm taking a personal day today. See ya Friday." ahahah

05-18-2007, 10:37 AM	#14
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	excuses are only needed when you don't have vacation days, or work in a company that requires someone to sign-off and give the OK for the time off. The company/department I work at now is like that. I have a feeling that at my, possibly, new job that won't be the case once I have vacation days accrued.

05-18-2007, 10:40 AM	#15
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	I found out I have nipples to play with, so I'm not coming to work today. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

05-18-2007, 12:26 PM	#17
ibepressin Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Palmer Pa Member #2707 My Ride: 99 nbm z-28 stock iTrader: (0)	I won't be in today click __________________ Originally Posted by teh DIRT "I'll give respect to someone with a car that ran 20's and made it run 14's before I give respect to someone who made a 12 second car run 9's. Its how far you've gotten...not where you are at." You can't be serious!! your a mod here!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

05-18-2007, 12:30 PM	#18
mr_eh Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Staten Island, NY Member #1149 My Ride: Zenki S14 - Sold the SRT4 iTrader: (1)	lol, i called into work on a monday (schedule wasnt posted sunday), i call in at 5pm, cause i slept in, and im like, am i scheduled this week? "your supposed to be here right now" oh... i see... i'm not coming in, i gotta eat something "if you dont come in your fired" ok then.. i quit, bye. so then i go to the food place, and when i walk in my manager starts screaming at me about some ***, and she stormed out the back, so then i ordered food and ate with a friend... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. no thread for current s2000.

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