Funny things Troll says when locking a thread.

[Buster]

Lately Bryan has been cracking me up when locking threads. So lets make a thread of all the good ones. Seriously Bryan some of these are hi-lar-i-ous!

Originally Posted by Troll

i was going to lock this after the 3rd ot 4th reply but i figured i'd give it some time so that the community here could help you to learn from your mistake by way of their responses..

first off you're clearly trying to imitate something that you are not and that is horribly illegal. that is against forum rules.

second, i've never heard of anything so ricey in my life.

but hey, it happens. you'll grow up some day and be able to look back on all the funny things you thought were cool when you were a kid.

here's me helping you toward that path of enlightenment...

[ToTheIX's]

i almost looked at that thread....and then i was like ...no, i wont do it

[jspek]

diaf gets me everytime.

[Honduh]

Aw troll is so cute...lol.

[S4toSTI]

The best troll mean comment recently is fall on a knife.

[SpoolinDSM]

Originally Posted by S4toSTI

The best troll mean comment recently is fall on a knife.

i like "Go light your face on fire and put it out with an axe" ahah

[D Money]

I think I shoulda hit him with the credit card swipe last night. If we got that on camera that woulda been the thread of the year.

Barry, how's your butt feeling? lol

[05Accent]

not even going to ask..

[D Money]

Originally Posted by TROLL

yeah if ya gotta, post this in the thread where you were discussing this before.... no point in starting a new thread here since people really have no idea what you're talking about

He strikes again. Lockage

[b0rN Fr0m JeTs]

i liked the one where he had the picture with the perforated edge to cut the thread off at that point...clever haha

[D Money]

He uses that to much, infact I bet he uses it to lock this thread.

[Crzyguy972]

wait in the first post wat thread is that

[99SL2_Modder]

I liked the "Fall and die!" comment made towards the bikers during the meets over at the hoagie place.

Or was that Barry? I can't remember.

[DoubleOughtCel]

I said it, I'm sure others did too.

[CleanNeon98]

its always a party when troll is around

[MissDSM]

This one was from awhile ago but I found it humorous....

Originally Posted by TROLL

[05Accent]

haha yea iv seen the end of thread one.. the but weak sauce. haha thats great!!!

[b0rN Fr0m JeTs]

one of my personal favorites

Originally Posted by TROLL

Someone earlier in the thread asked why I hadn't replied yet, so to help answer that I present

TROLL's Late Show Top Ten Reasons Why I didn't reply to this thread (until now)

10) I'm too indecisive, and when you give me a hundred different options on something, I freeze up and just cant decide. I didn't even know where to start.

9) I don't need to insult him, he's doing a pretty good job of making himself look like a joke.

8) Between the spelling, grammar, and censored out words, I didn't understand a single thing he was saying.

7) My priorities did not allot me the time to respond, I was too busy working at the newspaper to take time out of my night. Wait, does he know what the word allot means? Has he ever even read a newspaper? Don't answer that. Please.

6) Since the thread was started in Personal For Sale, I did not respond because I did not find anything in his post that I was interested in purchasing. You know how I really hate to muck up a seller's thread by going off topic.

5) Because I, like Macho, understand that having the fastest car is the be-all, end-all of life. Absolutely nothing else matters as long as you are the fastest street racer in the world. Education doesn't matter, family definitely doesn't matter, and having a positive impact on the world is pretty much the last thing on the list. Especially when your race car is a honda.

4) If he weren't banned and unable visit the site at all to read any of this thread any longer, he still probably wouldn't understand the clear English that I speak.

3) Because he listed 4 different cars he owns, which is 4x more than I own, so he wins. Oh wait, I heard that NONE of them are running. That’s sweet.

2) Because I just got back from begging mommy and daddy to pay for everything on my car. Except that they didn't, and haven't, and never will. Worst part is in reality my high income taxes probably pay for his unemployment checks.

1) Because I knew if I took the time to review the thread, and reply in it, I would have to do this...

[Buster]

haha how the hell does he get so condecending some times haha. that one was fabulous!

[MissDSM]

yeah the last ones my favorite lol