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Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:34 PM

Hey baby u must be tired, cause uve been running throught my head all night

bump

drew · 12-21-2006, 08:34 PM

nice shoes, wanna ****?

ozthunder · 12-21-2006, 08:35 PM

lol...

Hey, did you see a ghost, or is your mouth just ready for my ****?

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

lol...

Hey, did you see a ghost, or is your mouth just ready for my ****?

hahahahhahahha

Kerplunk105 · 12-21-2006, 08:36 PM

....have any of these actually worked??

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:37 PM

hahahhaha u knk they dont but i think girls would like to see the effort sumtimes hahahhahaha

ozthunder · 12-21-2006, 08:38 PM

All the time.

drew · 12-21-2006, 08:38 PM

is your dad a retard? cause your special :]

im like a blizzard, ill give you 10 inches all night

that shirt is very becoming on you, then again if i was on you i'd be coming too

i may not be the cutest guy here, but im the only one talking to you

ozthunder · 12-21-2006, 08:39 PM

"Do you know you just dropped 50$ on a shirt thats gonna be rolled up at the end of my bed?"

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew

is your dad a retard? cause your special :]

im like a blizzard, ill give you 10 inches all night

that shirt is very becoming on you, then again if i was on you i'd be coming too

i may not be the cutest guy here, but im the only one talking to you

hahahahahhah WORD

horhay · 12-21-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew

i may not be the cutest guy here, but im the only one talking to you

Low standards FTW!

MuddyREX · 12-21-2006, 08:41 PM

Yo slut. Suck it.

drew · 12-21-2006, 08:42 PM

baby my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in

your face reminds me of a wrench, every time i think of it my nuts
tighten up

ozthunder · 12-21-2006, 08:49 PM

Brutal honesty wins in 100% of situations that are 23% realistic.

drew · 12-21-2006, 08:51 PM

they call me the stud, i already got the std now all i need is u

if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

ITSTOCK · 12-21-2006, 08:52 PM

Situation: Crowded bar, good looking girl sitting by herself.

Conversation: "Is this seat taken."

Game over. That's all you have to do. I've never been good at the pickup lines, but I have always been good at opportunity.

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew

they call me the stud, i already got the std now all i need is u

if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

im gonna use tht tonight hahahhaa

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 08:54 PM

i usually get exremely drunk and make a complete ass out of myself and usually one girl feels bad enoguh for me tht she takes care of me hahahhaha (im only 20 so0o the bar thing is a little outta my reach at the moment but give me another month)

ozthunder · 12-21-2006, 08:54 PM

Youre driving a Taurus, you're going to need all the luck in the world. ;)

drew · 12-21-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

Youre driving a Taurus, you're going to need all the luck in the world. ;)

nah, just have to announce that it's a heap-of-**** loaner while your bently GT is getting detailed

12-21-2006, 08:34 PM	#1
Turbo s60R Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: East Nottingham Member #2794 My Ride: 2009 Ford Focus coupe se iTrader: (0)	Looking for your best pick up lines Hey baby u must be tired, cause uve been running throught my head all night bump

12-21-2006, 08:35 PM	#3
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	lol... Hey, did you see a ghost, or is your mouth just ready for my ***? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.*

12-21-2006, 08:36 PM	#5
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	....have any of these actually worked?? __________________ ~Elizabeth~

12-21-2006, 08:38 PM	#7
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	All the time. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-21-2006, 08:39 PM	#9
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	"Do you know you just dropped 50$ on a shirt thats gonna be rolled up at the end of my bed?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-21-2006, 08:34 PM	#2
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	nice shoes, wanna ****?

12-21-2006, 08:37 PM	#6
Turbo s60R Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: East Nottingham Member #2794 My Ride: 2009 Ford Focus coupe se iTrader: (0)	hahahhaha u knk they dont but i think girls would like to see the effort sumtimes hahahhahaha

12-21-2006, 08:41 PM	#12
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	Yo slut. Suck it. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-21-2006, 08:42 PM	#13
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	baby my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in your face reminds me of a wrench, every time i think of it my nuts tighten up

12-21-2006, 08:49 PM	#14
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	Brutal honesty wins in 100% of situations that are 23% realistic. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-21-2006, 08:51 PM	#15
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	they call me the stud, i already got the std now all i need is u if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

12-21-2006, 08:52 PM	#16
ITSTOCK Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #844 iTrader: (0)	Situation: Crowded bar, good looking girl sitting by herself. Conversation: "Is this seat taken." Game over. That's all you have to do. I've never been good at the pickup lines, but I have always been good at opportunity.

12-21-2006, 08:54 PM	#18
Turbo s60R Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: East Nottingham Member #2794 My Ride: 2009 Ford Focus coupe se iTrader: (0)	i usually get exremely drunk and make a complete ass out of myself and usually one girl feels bad enoguh for me tht she takes care of me hahahhaha (im only 20 so0o the bar thing is a little outta my reach at the moment but give me another month)

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