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MuddyREX · 12-13-2006, 12:00 PM

So my son is 4, and he has 3 "girlfriends".

You know kid boyfriend/girlfriend stories. They hold hands, sit with each other and it's actually really cute. The thing is, is that he has 3. They don't know about each other, and they get jealous when my son is with another one of the girls.

When he comes home from school I always ask him what he did that day, and he always tells me that he "chased the gals."

A while back, I found him and his "girlfriend" behind the shed in my backyard. When I asked what they were doing, she whispered to him "dont tell your dad". He later told me that he was kissing her on the lips.

Yesterday, I found them again. This time they were playing in his room with the door locked, and when I asked him what they were doing, he said they were in his bed under the covers kissing on the lips. I didn't have a girl in bed until I was almost 10 years older than him.

Thank god I don't have a daughter.

teh DIRT · 12-13-2006, 12:03 PM

haha. better teach him about protection soon. At this rate he will have a kid in one year.

S4toSTI · 12-13-2006, 12:04 PM

Ok we are taking muddy's son to the bar to help us pick up chicks. And thats pretty funny, boys sure move fast these days. I can't imagine what he will be like when he is a teenager.... i think you should sound proof his room now.

OutOfStock · 12-13-2006, 12:17 PM

Condoms for christmas ftw!

OMGz Turbo · 12-13-2006, 12:39 PM

damn muddy....dudes straight ballin....We should chip in buy him a power wheels on 20's....than check out the chicks he comes home with haha

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-13-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OMGz Turbo

damn muddy....dudes straight ballin....We should chip in buy him a power wheels on 20's....than check out the chicks he comes home with haha

^^^

LMFAO lil muddy the pimp, girls try'n catch em riden dirty

DoubleOughtCel · 12-13-2006, 12:57 PM

Too bad we can't make out usual comments because its about your kid, haha.

Either way, make sure you cover your eyes if you walk in his room. A dude I work with has a 4 year old son. Lets just say the kid has a problem with letting go of it, hahah.

Intercooled T · 12-13-2006, 12:57 PM

ya know he'll get in trouble in kindergarten doing that, right?

ya better correct it cause the world is getting to PC these days...not saying he's doing anything wrong, but it only takes one thing like that in school these days to get someone in trouble

delspool · 12-13-2006, 01:17 PM

looks like your son has a fun little hobby... lol

Snoozie · 12-13-2006, 01:39 PM

My bosses son is a pimp too! He was caught in his mom's van with the neighbor girl who was nekked, another time they were caught in his room 'playing doctor' as he put it. My boss thinks its hilarious! He is 9 though, and thats old enough to know a little better.

MuddyREX · 12-13-2006, 02:01 PM

THe funny part of it is that it's completely innocent on his part. He has no idea what he's doing and why he shouldnt be doing it....

DoubleOughtCel · 12-13-2006, 02:02 PM

Well, upstairs he doesn't, but the LITTLE Little Muddy knows what he's doing.

05Accent · 12-13-2006, 02:07 PM

aha lil muddy pimp!.. hes going to have mad game when hes a teenager..

PotenzaSub · 12-13-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MuddyREX

THe funny part of it is that it's completely innocent on his part. He has no idea what he's doing and why he shouldnt be doing it....

Well, at least it's fair to say he won't turn out gay.

But, where is he picking up all this mojo??

D Money · 12-13-2006, 04:21 PM

Damn, I want a kid.

MuddyREX · 12-13-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PotenzaSub

But, where is he picking up all this mojo??

I don't know. It sure as hell aint from me.

OutOfStock · 12-13-2006, 04:50 PM

you should get him a powerwheels, then mount an obnoxious amount of foglights on the front :-D

I kid i kid

MuddyREX · 12-13-2006, 04:58 PM

He has a Jeep Powerwheels, and yes it has some big fake foglights on the roll bar.

jspek · 12-13-2006, 07:35 PM

your gonna have a granddaughter in like 10 years hahaha.

b0rN Fr0m JeTs · 12-13-2006, 09:50 PM

that's awesome but if one of those girl's mom finds out you're looking at some kinda lawsuit lol

12-13-2006, 12:00 PM	#1
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	So my 4 year old son is a PIMP So my son is 4, and he has 3 "girlfriends". You know kid boyfriend/girlfriend stories. They hold hands, sit with each other and it's actually really cute. The thing is, is that he has 3. They don't know about each other, and they get jealous when my son is with another one of the girls. When he comes home from school I always ask him what he did that day, and he always tells me that he "chased the gals." A while back, I found him and his "girlfriend" behind the shed in my backyard. When I asked what they were doing, she whispered to him "dont tell your dad". He later told me that he was kissing her on the lips. Yesterday, I found them again. This time they were playing in his room with the door locked, and when I asked him what they were doing, he said they were in his bed under the covers kissing on the lips. I didn't have a girl in bed until I was almost 10 years older than him. Thank god I don't have a daughter. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-13-2006, 12:17 PM	#4
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	Condoms for christmas ftw! __________________ I hate my car

12-13-2006, 12:57 PM	#8
Intercooled T Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fairless Hills, PA Member #207 My Ride: 2003 Toyota Rav4 iTrader: (0)	ya know he'll get in trouble in kindergarten doing that, right? ya better correct it cause the world is getting to PC these days...not saying he's doing anything wrong, but it only takes one thing like that in school these days to get someone in trouble __________________ 2003 Toyota Rav4, 2.0L/Auto/AWD To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2013 Nissan Juke, 1.6T/Auto/FWD (wife's car lol To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. )

12-13-2006, 01:39 PM	#10
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	My bosses son is a pimp too! He was caught in his mom's van with the neighbor girl who was nekked, another time they were caught in his room 'playing doctor' as he put it. My boss thinks its hilarious! He is 9 though, and thats old enough to know a little better. __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

12-13-2006, 02:01 PM	#11
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	THe funny part of it is that it's completely innocent on his part. He has no idea what he's doing and why he shouldnt be doing it.... __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-13-2006, 12:39 PM	#5
OMGz Turbo Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ltown Member #3108 My Ride: 01' WS6..That whistles...01' Explorer 5.slow iTrader: (0)	damn muddy....dudes straight ballin....We should chip in buy him a power wheels on 20's....than check out the chicks he comes home with haha

12-13-2006, 01:17 PM	#9
delspool Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: keyport, nj Member #2317 My Ride: tacoma iTrader: (0)	looks like your son has a fun little hobby... lol

12-13-2006, 04:50 PM	#17
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	you should get him a powerwheels, then mount an obnoxious amount of foglights on the front :-D I kid i kid __________________ I hate my car

12-13-2006, 04:58 PM	#18
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	He has a Jeep Powerwheels, and yes it has some big fake foglights on the roll bar. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-13-2006, 09:50 PM	#20
b0rN Fr0m JeTs Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #2355 My Ride: 06 Pontiac G6 GTP 6spd iTrader: (0)	that's awesome but if one of those girl's mom finds out you're looking at some kinda lawsuit lol __________________ Saab 900 -sold Land Rover - Sold Canon 20D <3 L Glass

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