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Gorilla Unit 33 · 10-18-2006, 04:09 PM

Im in class just messing arround, when i hear this yell/moan come from the next class room over. I then started to get up and just act as if im heading to the bathroom. I get to the doorway as this kid comes hobbling arround the corner, limping almost, with one hand on his crotch area of his pants and the other one in all sorts of "move out the way" motions lol. i just stare at this kid as hes now moving preety quickly down the hallway torwards the bathroom but at the same time he looks like hes in pain or going to throw up. As he turns the corner, out of my site now, i hear him scream. So i run down the hall to figure out wtf is going on or wrong with him. As i get to the end of the hallway i turn torward the bathrooms and see a friend of mine just standing there laughing with his

and at first im like WTF! Then i look to see where this kid went. Then my friend just pointed to the floor with a look of amazement on his face still. As i focus on the floor i notice this huge trail of brown liquid leading into the men rooms about 12 ft away from where i was standing

.

I didnt know wether to laugh or puke at the time. Now this kid is screaming/moaning sort of like he was in pain in the bathroom. me and my friend make our way into the bathroom and it was just an ugly scene. the trail continued and got BIGGER. It led all the way to the stall where u seen someone inside with **** all over his shoes, coming out his pant legs. me and my friend just busted out loud laughing as this kid is crying. We made sure not to step in any of the fecies on the way in and out of there.

last time i checked security and the janitor made it to the bathroom but couldnt convince him to come out of the stall LMFAO.

Evo8kid · 10-18-2006, 04:13 PM

christ, that is disgusting

jspek · 10-18-2006, 04:14 PM

lmfao. pics or ban lj wtf lol.

D Money · 10-18-2006, 04:14 PM

omg dude that's horrible.

1988 Olds · 10-18-2006, 04:16 PM

Thats the funny **** I've heard all day lol.

2drStunner · 10-18-2006, 04:16 PM

thats f*ing great!

jk

revenant · 10-18-2006, 04:17 PM

yikes! where do you go to school?

Gorilla Unit 33 · 10-18-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jspek

lmfao. pics or ban lj wtf lol.

i tried to get pics when we first went into the bathroom lol but it cam out to blurry on my razr. sucks cause it woulda been hilarious.

$50 says this kid doesnt come to school again til next quater lol

Gorilla Unit 33 · 10-18-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by revenant

yikes! where do you go to school?

Art Institute of Philadelphia

PotenzaSub · 10-18-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

Art Institute of Philadelphia

Oh lol. I thought it was a high school. That would be a billion times worse.

If it's college, who cares? I'd just transfer. I'm serious.

redline · 10-18-2006, 04:44 PM

OMG! That was entertaining! But seriously that must suck to have explosive ish's. I knew this guy on my last deployment that had some kind of disease that mad him ish out of no where with no warning. I felt really bad for him.

97TurboDSM · 10-18-2006, 04:49 PM

ha he cried cause he **** himself. little kids dont cry when they **** themselves. you shoulda **** yourself and ran out of the bathroom saying ****ting yourself is the COOLEST! name that movie. but for real thats some funny ish

XxaltezzaxX · 10-18-2006, 04:54 PM

^Billy Madison
any way holy $hit that sucks

Dave · 10-18-2006, 05:10 PM

could be someone slipped some visine in his drink...poop yourself inside out

Renegade_ · 10-18-2006, 05:14 PM

he probably thought he was man enough to hold back the force of laxatives. He held it in so long it probably hurt real bad

dancemf666 · 10-18-2006, 05:22 PM

Wow He'll probably go home and blow his brains out.

cburwell · 10-18-2006, 05:45 PM

That really sucks! Either that stuff hit him all of a sudden or he tryed to hold it in too long. I know some people have some hang-ups about going number two in public places, but sometimes it's just not worth it. I do feel bad for the kid though. A lot of food bothers my stomach, so I know the pain the kid was probably in.

ToyotaTat · 10-18-2006, 05:58 PM

that was me

j/k i'd hate to be that kid! lmMFao

S4toSTI · 10-18-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

Art Institute of Philadelphia

Maybe he thought the floor was his canvas, his ass was his brush, and his **** was the paint.

HatchSurfer3 · 10-18-2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97TurboDSM

ha he cried cause he **** himself. little kids dont cry when they **** themselves. you shoulda **** yourself and ran out of the bathroom saying ****ting yourself is the COOLEST! name that movie. but for real thats some funny ish

If ****ting yourself is cool then consider me miles davis!

10-18-2006, 04:09 PM	#1
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	some kid is crying in the bathroom stall.... Im in class just messing arround, when i hear this yell/moan come from the next class room over. I then started to get up and just act as if im heading to the bathroom. I get to the doorway as this kid comes hobbling arround the corner, limping almost, with one hand on his crotch area of his pants and the other one in all sorts of "move out the way" motions lol. i just stare at this kid as hes now moving preety quickly down the hallway torwards the bathroom but at the same time he looks like hes in pain or going to throw up. As he turns the corner, out of my site now, i hear him scream. So i run down the hall to figure out wtf is going on or wrong with him. As i get to the end of the hallway i turn torward the bathrooms and see a friend of mine just standing there laughing with his and at first im like WTF! Then i look to see where this kid went. Then my friend just pointed to the floor with a look of amazement on his face still. As i focus on the floor i notice this huge trail of brown liquid leading into the men rooms about 12 ft away from where i was standing . I didnt know wether to laugh or puke at the time. Now this kid is screaming/moaning sort of like he was in pain in the bathroom. me and my friend make our way into the bathroom and it was just an ugly scene. the trail continued and got BIGGER. It led all the way to the stall where u seen someone inside with **** all over his shoes, coming out his pant legs. me and my friend just busted out loud laughing as this kid is crying. We made sure not to step in any of the fecies on the way in and out of there. last time i checked security and the janitor made it to the bathroom but couldnt convince him to come out of the stall LMFAO. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

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redline Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kaiserslautern, Germany Member #784 iTrader: (1)	OMG! That was entertaining! But seriously that must suck to have explosive ish's. I knew this guy on my last deployment that had some kind of disease that mad him ish out of no where with no warning. I felt really bad for him. __________________ 2006 Evo 9 Special Edition

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97TurboDSM TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #849 My Ride: '03 IY 20th GTI iTrader: (3)	ha he cried cause he ** himself. little kids dont cry when they themselves. you shoulda yourself and ran out of the bathroom saying **ting yourself is the COOLEST! name that movie. but for real thats some funny ish __________________ FOR SALE! Canon 5D\|17-40L\|85mm f/1.8\|Sigmalux\|580ex

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