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driftingeric2k4 · 09-03-2006, 01:22 PM

So I watched Crank last night. The movie was badass. Some of the best camera work and action sequences I have yet seen. It was excellent how they made the viewer 'feel' the poison that Statham was given.

The movie also had one of the most hilarious sex scenes I have ever seen. There's a badass muscle car that he drives too.

All in all, highly recommended, dont listen to any of the critics if they gave it a bad review. The movie is one looong action sequence broken up by some seriously hilarious shiat.

Two thumbs up!!

EDIT: You see bewbs in the first 10 minutes. You see Amy Smart's bewbs halfway through. Bonus!

james_ls · 09-03-2006, 01:24 PM

For a while I thought this was some side-story or something to "The Transporter."

No matter what I see him in...he's always gonna be "The Transporter." Just like Pierce Brosnan is stuck as Bond...

PotenzaSub · 09-03-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by james_ls

No matter what I see him in...he's always gonna be "The Transporter." Just like Pierce Brosnan is stuck as Bond...

i totally agree. but it is not like it's a bad thing. Those two movies were so bad ass that as long as Jason Statham doesn't go into comedic or dramatic movies it won't matter.

DoubleOughtCel · 09-03-2006, 03:23 PM

I always think of him as Turkish from "Snatch"

Adam496 · 09-03-2006, 04:39 PM

Tried to go see it with the GF last night but apparetly being 18 does not cut it. First off i went to go buy two tickets, he asked for my ID. Show him my drivers license through my wallet window. He then he asks me to take it out and he goes to examine it like its a fake. At that point i was just like wtf. Then he asks for my gf's ID. Being that she didnt bring a bag, she dosnt have it on her. So he goes on ranting on how the is action and violence and how he dosnt want minors let alone anyone seeing the movie. I told him that he takes his minimun wage job Way to seriously and had a pissed off good laugh for the night.

jspek · 09-03-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

I always think of him as Turkish from "Snatch"

bingo. and bacon from lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.

karl · 09-03-2006, 04:48 PM

saw it aswell...it was ok... not the greatest

HatchSurfer3 · 09-03-2006, 05:05 PM

I thought i was a really cool movie, i loved the transporter movies too

ITSTOCK · 09-03-2006, 05:06 PM

I love all his movies (not in a gay way, I don't think lol), so I'm looking forward to this. I'll probably go see it tonight.

20th1519 · 09-03-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ITSTOCK

I love all his movies (not in a gay way, I don't think lol), so I'm looking forward to this. I'll probably go see it tonight.

It's ok to have a man crush. Just dont do what the drunk guy did with his best friend.

PotenzaSub · 09-03-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam496

Tried to go see it with the GF last night but apparetly being 18 does not cut it. First off i went to go buy two tickets, he asked for my ID. Show him my drivers license through my wallet window. He then he asks me to take it out and he goes to examine it like its a fake. At that point i was just like wtf. Then he asks for my gf's ID. Being that she didnt bring a bag, she dosnt have it on her. So he goes on ranting on how the is action and violence and how he dosnt want minors let alone anyone seeing the movie. I told him that he takes his minimun wage job Way to seriously and had a pissed off good laugh for the night.

wow that sucks. I would have punched the guy in the face

GyrlSpeedRT · 09-03-2006, 08:47 PM

Was pretty good...agreed about the action scenes...I absolutely HATED the ending tho. As far as the "funny" sex scene, wasn't really funny to me. Get tired of seeing chics take it in the poop-chute or showing boobies...it didn't ruin the movie, but I could do without.

On another note, I am going to sue them because they took my car through the mall idea I had for one of my scripts...what am I gonna do now?????

WRX27 · 09-03-2006, 10:24 PM

Just saw thw movie. Loved it! It was great haha

555RS · 09-03-2006, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GyrlSpeedRT

Was pretty good...agreed about the action scenes...I absolutely HATED the ending tho. As far as the "funny" sex scene, wasn't really funny to me. Get tired of seeing chics take it in the poop-chute or showing boobies...it didn't ruin the movie, but I could do without.

On another note, I am going to sue them because they took my car through the mall idea I had for one of my scripts...what am I gonna do now?????

I was almost gonna say how could you get tired of seeing boobs or girls taking it in the pooper and was gonna call you a ***. But your a girl so complaining/bitching about everything is natural.

ITSTOCK · 09-04-2006, 10:40 AM

GREAT Movie. My only complaint is that I drank too much before the movie, and remember it being a great movie, just don't remember specifics from it.

GyrlSpeedRT · 09-04-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 555RS

I was almost gonna say how could you get tired of seeing boobs or girls taking it in the pooper and was gonna call you a ***. But your a girl so complaining/bitching about everything is natural.

I didn't complain about anything, just the boobies and getting poked in the @$$...there's a difference. I happen to love almost any movie dealing with guns, cars and violence...most guys usually love that

300zTT · 09-04-2006, 04:05 PM

awsome movie!

elmer1987 · 09-04-2006, 04:10 PM

Snatch= Best movie ever, im gonna have to give crank a try thanx for the review

555RS · 09-05-2006, 12:37 AM

If you liked snatch than watch Lock, stocked, and two smoking barrels, snatch is kinda its sequel.

b0rN Fr0m JeTs · 09-05-2006, 12:25 PM

I saw it saturday night and loved it and so did the girl i was with. it was funny and there were great action scenes. i would recommend it

09-03-2006, 01:22 PM	#1
driftingeric2k4 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canton, NY Member #2026 My Ride: 2000 Ford Mustang GT/C iTrader: (0)	Watched "Crank" last night... So I watched Crank last night. The movie was badass. Some of the best camera work and action sequences I have yet seen. It was excellent how they made the viewer 'feel' the poison that Statham was given. The movie also had one of the most hilarious sex scenes I have ever seen. There's a badass muscle car that he drives too. All in all, highly recommended, dont listen to any of the critics if they gave it a bad review. The movie is one looong action sequence broken up by some seriously hilarious shiat. Two thumbs up!! EDIT: You see bewbs in the first 10 minutes. You see Amy Smart's bewbs halfway through. Bonus!

09-03-2006, 01:24 PM	#2
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09-03-2006, 04:48 PM	#7
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HatchSurfer3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #853 My Ride: 2013 Ford Focus ST iTrader: (4)	I thought i was a really cool movie, i loved the transporter movies too __________________ -Joey- FRP™ #5

09-03-2006, 08:47 PM	#12
GyrlSpeedRT Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Over the hill and through the woods... Member #621 My Ride: 2000 Saturn SL1 'GSRT' Edition iTrader: (1)	Was pretty good...agreed about the action scenes...I absolutely HATED the ending tho. As far as the "funny" sex scene, wasn't really funny to me. Get tired of seeing chics take it in the poop-chute or showing boobies...it didn't ruin the movie, but I could do without. On another note, I am going to sue them because they took my car through the mall idea I had for one of my scripts...what am I gonna do now????? __________________ GyrlSpeed Racing Team Performance: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. GyrlSpeed Shop...Buy something dammit! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

09-03-2006, 04:39 PM	#5
Adam496 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Northern Jersey Member #906 iTrader: (0)	Tried to go see it with the GF last night but apparetly being 18 does not cut it. First off i went to go buy two tickets, he asked for my ID. Show him my drivers license through my wallet window. He then he asks me to take it out and he goes to examine it like its a fake. At that point i was just like wtf. Then he asks for my gf's ID. Being that she didnt bring a bag, she dosnt have it on her. So he goes on ranting on how the is action and violence and how he dosnt want minors let alone anyone seeing the movie. I told him that he takes his minimun wage job Way to seriously and had a pissed off good laugh for the night.

09-03-2006, 05:06 PM	#9
ITSTOCK Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #844 iTrader: (0)	I love all his movies (not in a gay way, I don't think lol), so I'm looking forward to this. I'll probably go see it tonight.

09-03-2006, 10:24 PM	#13
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	Just saw thw movie. Loved it! It was great haha __________________ You could grow old during the V8's turbo lag, but then the twin blowers wake up with the fireworks of a thousand Guy Fawkes nights - Top Gear on the Ferrari F40 Robert Esche: Needs 14 rebounds to pass Charles Barkley for 3rd place on the Sixers All Time Rebounds list

09-04-2006, 10:40 AM	#15
ITSTOCK Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #844 iTrader: (0)	GREAT Movie. My only complaint is that I drank too much before the movie, and remember it being a great movie, just don't remember specifics from it.

09-04-2006, 04:10 PM	#18
elmer1987 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Pottstown,PA Member #2424 My Ride: 13 Mazdaspeed 3 iTrader: (0)	Snatch= Best movie ever, im gonna have to give crank a try thanx for the review

09-05-2006, 12:37 AM	#19
555RS Tri-State Training Wheels Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #369 iTrader: (0)	If you liked snatch than watch Lock, stocked, and two smoking barrels, snatch is kinda its sequel.

09-05-2006, 12:25 PM	#20
b0rN Fr0m JeTs Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #2355 My Ride: 06 Pontiac G6 GTP 6spd iTrader: (0)	I saw it saturday night and loved it and so did the girl i was with. it was funny and there were great action scenes. i would recommend it __________________ Saab 900 -sold Land Rover - Sold Canon 20D <3 L Glass

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