Your favorite line from a movie.

[MPowerKai]

Bill Madison

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Zoolander

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

and I saved the best for last

Superman Returns

Listen. What do you hear? I hear everything. You wrote the word doesn't need a savior, but everyday I hear the people crying for one.

[240sxDann]

"Momma said life is like a box of chocolates, you neva know what your gonna get"

"Hi. My names Forest, Forest Gump"

[eviltalon]

I got tons of em:

Its not how u stand by your car its how u race your car, u better learn that.

I live my life a quater mile at a time.

He's got a cool air intake, a nos boger system...........

Ejecto seato cuz, I love this button.

[CHAOS]

"try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot" - clerks
"what the **** is the internet?"- jay and silent bob strike back
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?" - tommy boy
"what?, has ry been whiping his ass all over your brain" - haggard

just a few

[Intercooled T]

"My brother's gonna ****, my brother's gonna kill us"
"Well make up your mind dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?"
"First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us"
"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools"
"I can fix it"
~Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[poolmike]

"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?...neither would I."

[Twin_Cam]

"Ever give a guy a foot massage?"
".......**** YOU."

and

"Which one is it?"
"The one that says 'Bad Mother****er.'"

-Pulp Fiction

[Kerplunk105]

I have tons...

One from Blade 3:

I was born ready to die mother****er...

Just the way he says it is great!

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[james_ls]

"You're talking to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Hey, tell me, does your mother sew?

BOOOMM!! Get her to sew that!!"

- Christopher Walkin

[alachua]

"whats wrong with that spot terrance?"

"its too tight"

"too tight? you can landing a f---in jumbo jet in there!"

*smash*

"terrance, what did you do?"

"it was a funny angle!"

"funny angle? it was behind you. when you back up things come from behind you."

-Cliff

[igo4bmx]

I believe you have my stapler

Milton - Office Space

http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/

[Kerplunk105]

ha ha ha office space is the best movie!

[alachua]

strange things are afoot at the cicle K.

-Cliff

[20th1519]

The Final Countdown

"Splash the Zero's, I say again splash the Zero's"

If you every saw the scene its cool to see F-14's and A6M's in a somewhat unfair dogfight.

[den9]

Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500

[Spoolin81TSI]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrid of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will sheapards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper. And the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGENCE and furious anger, those who attempt poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengence upon thee!!"

"Flux Capacitor, uh Fluxing"

"Thats what I like about high school girls, I keep getting older, and they stay the same age"

"Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract."

Being a firefighter I had to add this one

"You go. We go"

And a couple more memorable Pulp Fiction Quotes

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n******, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"

"Am I a n*****? Are we in Inglewood? No... You're in my home. White people who know the difference between good **** and bad ****, this is the house they come to. Now, my ****, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam ****, any day of the ****in' week"

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother****ers get scared, that's when mother****ers accidentally get shot."

[Jeffros Spec V]

"Don't waste my mother ****ing time."

Heat

[95SC2]

"OK, I'll tell you what you have to do. Just go that way, really fast. If somthing gets in your way, turn." Better Off Dead

"I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!" Anchorman

[driftingeric2k4]

One of my all time favorite movies:
Evil Dead: Army of Darkness:
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? "

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town. "

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

From another Bruce Campbell movie, Bubba Ho-Tep
"
Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
"

And one more, from Clerks:
Randal: So your argument is that title dictates behavior?
Dante: What?
R: The reason you won't let me borrow your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
D: Exactly.
R: So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
D: That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
R: Not yet....