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poolmike · 07-10-2006, 06:23 PM

Well, I've been repairing swimming pool equipment for years and have walked into many, many suprising situations in customers yards. Yes, I have seen scantilly clad sunbathers, nude sunbathers, horny housewives answering the door with nothing on, housewives getting in on in the hot tub with some dude that wasn't her husband (I made some mad blackmail cash to shut up)...
All of these situations made some great memories and laughs.

So today I drove to Keelersville(WHERE?) yeh, Keelersville to troubleshoot a pool heater problem. I got there a noticed cars in the driveway and figured someone was home, but no one answered the door. So I walk to the back yard and much to my suprise there are two guy in the spa, one was bent over the spa/pool dividing wall squeeling like a school girl, while the other was dishing out a severe a$$ pounding.

I don't ever want to witness that again. I am scarred for life.
They saw me and were all suprised. All I could do was point and laugh saying 'huhuhuhuhyergayhuhuhuh'

D Money · 07-10-2006, 06:25 PM

haha no way! ummm.....

*scared for life*

Bizee · 07-10-2006, 06:27 PM

did they finish?

Scapegoat · 07-10-2006, 06:27 PM

wow....

S4toSTI · 07-10-2006, 06:34 PM

I swear to god if anyone says ttiwwop they will get banned.

But....

Quote:

Well, I've been repairing swimming pool equipment for years and have walked into many, many suprising situations in customers yards. Yes, I have seen scantilly clad sunbathers, nude sunbathers, horny housewives answering the door with nothing on, housewives getting in on in the hot tub with some dude that wasn't her husband (I made some mad blackmail cash to shut up)...

I want pictures of all of that... need an aprentice.

D Money · 07-10-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by S4toSTI

I swear to god if anyone says ttiwwop they will get banned.

But....
I want pictures of all of that... need an aprentice.

what's ttiwwop? lol

and he needs an apprentice for jobs like the one he encountered today. lol

ScoobyNubieToo! · 07-10-2006, 06:37 PM

Whoa......scared and scarred for life

S4toSTI · 07-10-2006, 06:39 PM

This thread is worthless with out pictures.

BlackBulletTSi · 07-10-2006, 06:39 PM

bwhahahahahahaha that has gotta suck.

poolmike · 07-10-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bizee

did they finish?

I don't know, and I didn't stick around. The strangest thing is that they knew I was on my way there.... That is just plain wrong!

poolmike · 07-10-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by S4toSTI

This thread is worthless with out pictures.

Barry, you want pics of that??? If you were an apprentice, you know I would have thrown you in with them sayin 'she's all yours, b!tches'.

S4toSTI · 07-10-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by poolmike

Barry, you want pics of that??? If you were an apprentice, you know I would have thrown you in with them sayin 'she's all yours, b!tches'.

noooooo i was telling dimitri what ttiwwop is. I said before if anyone said that they would be banned.

poolmike · 07-10-2006, 06:57 PM

Tomorrow better bring me satisfaction. I need to see two hot ladies getting it on in a hot tub to make up for what I saw today. Yeh, that'll change my attitude.

bastid · 07-10-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolmike

All I could do was point and laugh saying 'huhuhuhuhyergayhuhuhuh'

.....

jspek · 07-10-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolmike

Tomorrow better bring me satisfaction. I need to see two hot ladies getting it on in a hot tub to make up for what I saw today. Yeh, that'll change my attitude.

poolmike · 07-10-2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jspek

PICS=PRISON for POOLMIKE

MPowerKai · 07-10-2006, 08:16 PM

that is scary

CHAOS · 07-10-2006, 08:28 PM

thats gotta be one hell of experience... i mean... what do you do? do you leave and come back later? do you say i saw 2 dudes ****ing in the hot tub? do you never return?

poolmike · 07-10-2006, 08:43 PM

I'm opting not to return, simply because I call the night before to confirm he appointment and give a 2 hour 'window' for an arrival time. They knew I was coming out there yet they decided to pound a$$ anyway.

It's just wrong in toooo many ways, and i'd rather not have to stumble with small talk. I told them to call someone else. I'll probably get sued for something.

OutOfStock · 07-10-2006, 08:52 PM

Were these horny housewives hot? Ill be your apprentice to pick the hot one sup@

07-10-2006, 06:23 PM	#1
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	I guess I had it coming... Well, I've been repairing swimming pool equipment for years and have walked into many, many suprising situations in customers yards. Yes, I have seen scantilly clad sunbathers, nude sunbathers, horny housewives answering the door with nothing on, housewives getting in on in the hot tub with some dude that wasn't her husband (I made some mad blackmail cash to shut up)... All of these situations made some great memories and laughs. So today I drove to Keelersville(WHERE?) yeh, Keelersville to troubleshoot a pool heater problem. I got there a noticed cars in the driveway and figured someone was home, but no one answered the door. So I walk to the back yard and much to my suprise there are two guy in the spa, one was bent over the spa/pool dividing wall squeeling like a school girl, while the other was dishing out a severe a$$ pounding. I don't ever want to witness that again. I am scarred for life. They saw me and were all suprised. All I could do was point and laugh saying 'huhuhuhuhyergayhuhuhuh'

07-10-2006, 06:27 PM	#3
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