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JessDUB · 04-06-2006, 11:04 AM

im gonna do a lifestory too, since im unemployed and bored.

i dont have any child pics.. well i do but not on the computer....

back in the day, i was a gangster.

then lisa and i were professional stalkers for a while...

and went on a cruise with all the money i made..

then when i came back, i discovered I myself was being stalked... a camera was in my ceiling fan...

so i grabbed my trusty mr. potato head mug... and my hippo flashlight..

i had to become gangster again n gather my gang to bus some caps yo...

and drive my gangster mobile.. so i could fit in..

then we killed the stalkers and had a big party... we drank from these...

and danced like people in music videos like this..

now i have this..

sometimes its cold out, like when i lived in the hood and we had no heat.. so i have to whip out my gangsterness..

but friends and i lost most of our gangster status.. not all..

SilverTurboRidin · 04-06-2006, 11:10 AM

mmmmkay.....anything else we missed in the important details hahha

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 11:15 AM

No body shots? This story sucks...

BlackBulletTSi · 04-06-2006, 11:16 AM

lol i know you and ur friend hahaha

JessDUB · 04-06-2006, 11:17 AM

i can give you some hooters if thats what you want....

BlackBulletTSi · 04-06-2006, 11:30 AM

haha they lookin for that full body shot give it already so the madness ends

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessDUB

i can give you some hooters if thats what you want....

...I had enough of your Hooters and shannigans at the Circuit

How about this...I'll trade you. A body shot for a body shot?

JessDUB · 04-06-2006, 11:38 AM

i dont want YOUR body shot. i know you, and what you look like. whats the point of that??
i was just trying to give everyone a laugh, did you wanna get off my case now, or later?

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessDUB

i dont want YOUR body shot. i know you, and what you look like. whats the point of that??
i was just trying to give everyone a laugh, did you wanna get off my case now, or later?

I was joking....chillax
Body shots now or later?

james_ls · 04-06-2006, 11:53 AM

Before this turns into a MASSIVE chick fight...chill the **** OUT!!

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_ls

Before this turns into a MASSIVE chick fight...chill the **** OUT!!

Ummm I know her/use to work with her and I doubt it would escalate to that.

james_ls · 04-06-2006, 12:01 PM

Doesn't seem like you two really like each other that much...

teh DIRT · 04-06-2006, 12:04 PM

its the internet....people joke and its hard to tell if they are being serious or not. just take it for what it is

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

its the internet....people joke and its hard to tell if they are being serious or not. just take it for what it is

TY Pete, for those who actually go to meets and see us interact they wouldn't get that vibe at all.

Broken5hift · 04-06-2006, 12:06 PM

* puts kiddy pool filled with jello in room *

just in case......................

JessDUB · 04-06-2006, 12:12 PM

well i didnt see everyone else critisizing the last 4 times i posted....

SexyDSM95 · 04-06-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessDUB

well i didnt see everyone else critisizing the last 4 times i posted....

I am giving you a hard time b/c I know you...sheesh okay from now on my posts in response to your awesome threads shall be:

igo4bmx · 04-06-2006, 12:29 PM

wow a true gangster in warrington, pa

BlackBulletTSi · 04-06-2006, 12:48 PM

hahaha thats great. Hey maybe they can party wit bush in ur avatar

igo4bmx · 04-06-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

I am giving you a hard time b/c I know you...sheesh okay from now on my posts in response to your awesome threads shall be:

04-06-2006, 11:04 AM	#1
JessDUB Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Member #1667 iTrader: (0)	my CREATIVE life story... im gonna do a lifestory too, since im unemployed and bored. i dont have any child pics.. well i do but not on the computer.... back in the day, i was a gangster. then lisa and i were professional stalkers for a while... and went on a cruise with all the money i made.. then when i came back, i discovered I myself was being stalked... a camera was in my ceiling fan... so i grabbed my trusty mr. potato head mug... and my hippo flashlight.. i had to become gangster again n gather my gang to bus some caps yo... and drive my gangster mobile.. so i could fit in.. then we killed the stalkers and had a big party... we drank from these... and danced like people in music videos like this.. now i have this.. sometimes its cold out, like when i lived in the hood and we had no heat.. so i have to whip out my gangsterness.. but friends and i lost most of our gangster status.. not all.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. i like this one To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. OMG and this one too.. Last edited by JessDUB; 04-06-2006 at 11:07 AM.

04-06-2006, 11:10 AM	#2
SilverTurboRidin Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: L-town PA Member #197 iTrader: (0)	mmmmkay.....anything else we missed in the important details hahha __________________ Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

04-06-2006, 11:16 AM	#4
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	lol i know you and ur friend hahaha __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

04-06-2006, 11:17 AM	#5
JessDUB Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Member #1667 iTrader: (0)	i can give you some hooters if thats what you want.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. i like this one To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. OMG and this one too..

04-06-2006, 11:30 AM	#6
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	haha they lookin for that full body shot give it already so the madness ends __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

04-06-2006, 11:15 AM	#3
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	No body shots? This story sucks...

04-06-2006, 11:38 AM	#8
JessDUB Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Member #1667 iTrader: (0)	i dont want YOUR body shot. i know you, and what you look like. whats the point of that?? i was just trying to give everyone a laugh, did you wanna get off my case now, or later? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. i like this one To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. OMG and this one too..

04-06-2006, 11:53 AM	#10
james_ls TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Warrington Member #1614 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)	Before this turns into a MASSIVE chick fight...chill the ** OUT!! __________________ Heller Dope - When the is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF!** To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

04-06-2006, 12:01 PM	#12
james_ls TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Warrington Member #1614 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)	Doesn't seem like you two really like each other that much... __________________ *Heller Dope* - When the ** is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF!** To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

04-06-2006, 12:06 PM	#15
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	* puts kiddy pool filled with jello in room * just in case......................

04-06-2006, 12:12 PM	#16
JessDUB Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Member #1667 iTrader: (0)	well i didnt see everyone else critisizing the last 4 times i posted.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. i like this one To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. OMG and this one too..

04-06-2006, 12:29 PM	#18
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	wow a true gangster in warrington, pa __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

04-06-2006, 12:48 PM	#19
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	hahaha thats great. Hey maybe they can party wit bush in ur avatar __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

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