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99SL2_Modder · 04-04-2005, 06:53 PM

And brought me some new bad jokes. (It runs in the family)

Hear they came up with a use for used tampons?

Vampire teabags.

What do you do when someone with epillepsy(sp) has a seizure in your pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Needless to say...I had to leave the room. I thought if I groaned anymore, I would die.

MuddyREX · 04-04-2005, 07:29 PM

Since you brought up bad jokes and epileptics,

What does an elephant use for a vibrator??

An epileptic

nickmahhh · 04-04-2005, 10:30 PM

What does the rug say to the Christmas Tree??

Your balls are hanging.

Im sorry, that one is my all time favorite. hehe. uggh. kill me

04-04-2005, 06:53 PM	#1
99SL2_Modder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Levittown, PA Member #264 My Ride: 2009 Saturn Aura XR6 iTrader: (1)	My uncle came by... And brought me some new bad jokes. (It runs in the family) Hear they came up with a use for used tampons? Vampire teabags. What do you do when someone with epillepsy(sp) has a seizure in your pool? Throw in your laundry. Needless to say...I had to leave the room. I thought if I groaned anymore, I would die.

04-04-2005, 07:29 PM	#2
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	Since you brought up bad jokes and epileptics, What does an elephant use for a vibrator?? An epileptic __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

04-04-2005, 10:30 PM	#3
nickmahhh Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #35 iTrader: (0)	hmm What does the rug say to the Christmas Tree?? Your balls are hanging. Im sorry, that one is my all time favorite. hehe. uggh. kill me

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