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olletsocmit · 11-07-2007, 11:45 AM

I just found these today and thought i would post them.

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

sleepersatty99 · 11-07-2007, 11:51 AM

OMFG!!!!!!!!! they are great!!!!!!!!! they are so funny lol hahahahahahaha

slobaru · 11-07-2007, 11:57 AM

lol awesome, i remember when the eagles started getting good a few years ago, and then like every 12 year old girl, dog and brother were eagles fans. And they all say "we liked them first!" yeeeeeeea.. Eagles sizzzuck

james_ls · 11-07-2007, 12:01 PM

There are some friggin good ones in there.

doug · 11-07-2007, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olletsocmit

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

So true.... so true..... so true.

BlackBulletTSi · 11-07-2007, 01:40 PM

haha i think we had this posted already before. But yes they are good but I'll always be a fan

Oje · 11-07-2007, 01:42 PM

Should have just posted their record, thats a joke in itself.

scutzi128 · 11-07-2007, 01:45 PM

I'll be bleedin green for life no matter how much they make wana throw my tv out the window.

2drStunner · 11-07-2007, 01:55 PM

thoose jokes were priceless!

Heres my one.....

Lower Merion police reported that an individual attempted to "egg" Andy Reid's house last night.

The report stated; An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Three eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, four eggs hit the houses of each of his next-door neighbors, and the remaining eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Strangely, Reid's house wasn't actually hit by any of the eggs. Police officials say they are considering Donovan McNabb as the primary suspect.

scutzi128 · 11-07-2007, 02:17 PM

LOL I saw that punchline coming ^^Kinda sux its true

HatchSurfer3 · 11-07-2007, 03:01 PM

They're all generic jokes thatve been around for a while, still pretty funny though. I still love the eagles and think they can somehow salvage this season if people decide they want to play some football. I still wore my jersey yesterday. The one about egging andy reids house is hilarious tho haha

gpzjack · 11-07-2007, 06:10 PM

I hear they are getting a new coach...an Asian guy...his name is Win Won Soon

11-07-2007, 11:45 AM	#1
olletsocmit Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Montgomeryville, PA Member #4210 My Ride: 2008 VW Rabbit iTrader: (1)	Eagles Jokes... I just found these today and thought i would post them. Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

11-07-2007, 11:51 AM	#2
sleepersatty99 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mayfair Member #4142 My Ride: 99 saturn sl2 iTrader: (0)	OMFG!!!!!!!!! they are great!!!!!!!!! they are so funny lol hahahahahahaha __________________ Im like a rubber band i always bounce back To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. your suffering will be legendary even in HELL!!!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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slobaru Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: C. Jersey/WestChester Member #2403 My Ride: '05 STi iTrader: (0)	lol awesome, i remember when the eagles started getting good a few years ago, and then like every 12 year old girl, dog and brother were eagles fans. And they all say "we liked them first!" yeeeeeeea.. Eagles sizzzuck

11-07-2007, 01:42 PM	#7
Oje Noob-Jersey Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: PA Member #6145 My Ride: 05 RSX-S iTrader: (0)	Should have just posted their record, thats a joke in itself.

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scutzi128 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Media, PA Member #6101 My Ride: 04 STi iTrader: (0)	LOL I saw that punchline coming ^^Kinda sux its true __________________ 2004 WRB STi built and gt35r'd To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Traded in for STi To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. best 1/4 of 13.5 threw a rod To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. XBL GT: Bison Lover To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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HatchSurfer3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #853 My Ride: 2013 Ford Focus ST iTrader: (4)	They're all generic jokes thatve been around for a while, still pretty funny though. I still love the eagles and think they can somehow salvage this season if people decide they want to play some football. I still wore my jersey yesterday. The one about egging andy reids house is hilarious tho haha __________________ -Joey- FRP™ #5

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