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Old 10-09-2007, 03:25 PM   #1
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When trying fails.

Another short(ish?) story that I wrote on a whim today during my boredom between classes. Some of you liked my last one so I figured what the hell.

My car - All the background info you'll need.

It's a little long but enjoy.

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Oh. My. God.

The transfer. My new friend gets out of her car and steps into mine. I thought she was hot in class, but apparantly she wanted to show off a bit tonight. We were heading back to my house to study a bit for Sociology, and then to watch a movie. After talking to her on the phone for at least 2 hours earlier in the day, I knew that if I wanted a chance later I couldn't make a move tonight. Damn girl has a boyfriend, the mere fact that she's with me alone speaks volumes for what hopefully is to come.

Me: "Hey, you might want to grab a CD out of your car. I doubt you'll like what I listen to."
Tara: "Well what do you listen to?"
Me: *turns up music*
Tara: "Oh, I like that Korn CD, keep it on."

This was one of the many "holy **** you like what I like?" instances throughout the night.

A night comes and goes, the majority of the night was us talking about how we were going to study for the upcoming test the next day. We got as far as reading the first set of notes, then both got bored and watched "The Hills Have Eyes 2". The night ended and I drove her back to her car, got a big goodbye hug and then we finally left each other's company about 15 minutes later. :P

I hopped back into my hatchback, still filled with the aroma of her perfume. Whatever it was, it was like crack on a stick, fuggin addicting. I flipped the HIDs on and watched as the 6K lights slowly grew brighter to their "I'll ****ing blind your ass" stage. I waved goodbye to her and slowly drove the car out of the parking lot with a deep gargle and pop as I came to a stop just outside of the main road. A van loaded with a bunch of wannabe philly gangstas passed me, and I pulled out onto the otherwise completely deserted road.

Not really wanting to blind a pack of thugs I pulled up next to them at the red light with the full intention of going past. Apparantly they like getting eye raped by my headlights, because the driver began to rev and jerk at the light. Mmkay, guess you don't take a hint very well. This particular light had a big dip at the end of it that I needed to go slow over, so a hard launch wasn't going to be possible.

The light turned green, and I slowly pulled across the intersection in 1st. The van lurched forward with a bunch of black guys sticking their heads out the window. This is interesting I thought, as I cruised along at half throttle. I short shifted into 2nd, bringing my revs down to about 3500, but by this time I was already across the intersection onto the flat section of road. As if it were a cartoon, I looked over at the van, wound up my right foot, and stomped it on the floor. I got the "we're almost philly thug's" look from all of the heads out of the window. Then it started to spool. 4K, the 57trim begins to pick up. You can hear a slight whistle as I start building about 1-2psi of boost. 4500, the whistle is growing exponentially. Infact, it's loud, and all 8 beady little eyes directed their attention towards the front of my car. Ah, there it is, my bread and butter. 5000 revolutions per minute. The whistling turbo was instantly no longer of interest. Actually, it was almost impossible to hear as the wastegate opened like a camel toed whore spreading her legs. Oddly enough I think it may have even made the same sound as the roar of extraneous gases flowed through the 1.75" metal tubing and shot under the car. This roar can be heard for miles, it's straight up intimidating. What's even more intimidating is that this roar means full boost, and it means that Imma gonna walk away son. :P

No one needs an explanation of what kind of hurting I put on a 20 year old van carrying 10 passengers. It's self explanatory, but let me explain it to you anyway because I'm bored.

Holy ********. As soon as the wastegate opened all of the heads pulled in and grabbed their ears with both hands. The nose of the hatchback lifted towards the sky as the traction bar grabbed the wheels and kept them where they were. The BFG rubber snarled slightly as it fought with the cool night asphalt like a lion trying to hold onto it's prey. However, even with the echoing roar and the tires fighting for all they're worth there is something very smooth about how it all comes together. The car doesn't lurch forward, it just goes. You are slowly pressed back into your seat as the soft pressure of acceleration caresses your body. There is no strain, no fight, it is just a meer freedom filled with its own sounds of delight and drama of struggle. As the needle glides through the RPMs and the MPH steadily increase into "police are mean" speeds I let off the throttle, returning my beauty to her well behaved and unpredictable self.

The van turned off soon after, probably full of drugs and afraid that the cops may have heard something. The hatch moved along as the sleek tone from it's exhaust filled the night sky with a blow of air every now and again as if to tell the other drivers "just try me."

She may look innocent, but my girl's a real bitch when it's time to go.

Cliffs: I think I just related a wastegate dump with a whore queefing.
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Old 10-09-2007, 03:30 PM   #2
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j/k good story
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:34 PM   #3
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You're a pretty good writer.
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:49 PM   #4
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:20 PM   #5
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I was hoping at some point the van would have rolled over, but good story none the less!
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:22 PM   #6
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I was hoping at some point the van would have rolled over, but good story none the less!
i keep thinkin about the van from back to the future..with all the guys hanging out of it haha..go marty go!!! haha
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:37 PM   #7
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thought it was going to be a story about the girl then ya flipped it. Good writing like the style
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:06 PM   #8
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wow u sir should write stories.. ive been through 10 yrs atleast of englich classes and never finished a book.. but if u put a couple hundred pages of this in front of me i would never put it down....
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good story.
I think it was your car I saw driving around Montco today around 1pm, didn't know it was turbo'ed...
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:16 PM   #10
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You're a pretty good writer.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:42 PM   #11
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good story.
I think it was your car I saw driving around Montco today around 1pm, didn't know it was turbo'ed...
Yeah that was probably me, I left at that time.

I threw this together between classes today because I was bored haha, it's a hobby of mine so I'm glad you guys like it.
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Not bad for a kid that highlights his hair.

I keed I keed.

Good read!
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:49 PM   #13
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I liked it aaron...saw how long it was and almost didnt read it..lol glad i did
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:45 AM   #14
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this story made my night a lil better. so why dont you write books and make money haha?
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Actually, it was almost impossible to hear as the wastegate opened like a camel toed whore spreading her legs. .
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Old 10-10-2007, 01:02 PM   #16
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this story made my night a lil better. so why dont you write books and make money haha?
According to my English teacher, I can't use a comma for ****.

Eh, maybe some day I'll write a book, never know right?
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hey do u have a link to any more storys ... im very bored and would like sumthing to read
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