Ask Dr. Phil

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by jspek

dr. phil am i wrong for wanting sex with this girl who is underage?

absolutely not. in fact if you didnt want to have amazingly illegal sex with her you might be retarded. in fact, if your not doing her as we speak your retarded.

[redwrxwagon02]

dr phil do you have laser vision? if so please dont look at me

[Buster]

even though it wont work for Cleanneon, will a haircut get me leai? if yes how often should I get my haircut.. to get laid?

[redwrxwagon02]

Originally Posted by Buster

even though it wont work for Cleanneon, will a haircut get me leai? if yes how often should I get my haircut.. to get laid?

ill take this one phil

every day

[Snoozie]

Originally Posted by Buster

even though it wont work for Cleanneon, will a haircut get me leai? if yes how often should I get my haircut.. to get laid?

i think ur asking the wrong person.

[jspek]

dr. phil have you ever had sex with an underage girl.


oh i cant wait for this one lol.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by redwrxwagon02

dr phil do you have laser vision? if so please dont look at me

no i do not. otherwise id light your balls on fire

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by Buster

even though it wont work for Cleanneon, will a haircut get me leai? if yes how often should I get my haircut.. to get laid?

i have a feeling investing in better grammar and spelling would give you a better chance at getting laid

[Buster]

haha, thats what i get for not looking at the keyboard

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by jspek

dr. phil have you ever had sex with an underage girl.


oh i cant wait for this one lol.

well that depends on 1. your definition of sex, and underage
and 2. if your going to report me.

short answer no but i tripped and my dick fell into a underage girls vagina; long answer yes and i pounded the hell out of it while taking pics and calling my friends on speaker phone

[05Accent]

oooooo

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by 05Accent

oooooo

ya nice edit

[jspek]

lmfao.

[05Accent]

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

ya nice edit

yea yea haha..

[foss]

Dr phil, is cleanneon truly a man whore?

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by foss

Dr phil, is cleanneon truly a man whore?

you'd have to be a man first, before you could be a man whore

[DoubleOughtCel]

Wow, I really couldn't see anyone else making this thread a success like Broken can, haha.

Dr. Phil, where does my penis go when I push it in? Is it like a portal to another dimension? It hurts....

[jspek]

dr. phil what is at teh very end of the vagina inside?? some girls i keep hitting that and that hurts...a lot. for both ppl.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Dr. Phil, where does my penis go when I push it in? Is it like a portal to another dimension? It hurts....

you know what. you might wanna check to see if your dick says lego on it, and it your really just pushing a lego block into your belly button. and if so, stop.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by jspek

dr. phil what is at teh very end of the vagina inside?? some girls i keep hitting that and that hurts...a lot. for both ppl.

there is a lot of speculation on this. IMO at the end of the vagina is a fist. the first punches your dick for getting too close to the baby maker. so, if your getting dick punched, its for your own protection.