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So I don't get to loose my license... today was a good day.
-Blew a red in overbrook around 3am -Couldn't find my title, plate was from another car, had a few :beer: -Lied to the cop about drinking, he cuffed my ass and threw my in the wagon -Brethalizer time (in the hospital), barely on the radar, taken back to my car. Fast forward 2 weeks: -Never was given the tickets at the night of the incident, so I had no way of paying the fine. Got a letter with "late charges" -Paid with discover card, got letter day before fine is due "no longer accept discover" -Paid with visa, only to find out later on that it was late and now the license is being suspended. F THAT, go to court, bitch slap the judge. Fast forward today: -Told the judge the situation, he knocked off the fine for no title and wrong plate (both of which have been fixed in the meantime). -Removed the points (3), all I needed to do was pay the red light fine. Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dogs, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out Hooked it up on later as I hit the do' Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim and she can **** all night Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all Which court, are y'all playin basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week ****ed around and got a triple double Freaking ******s everyway like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didn't even look in a *****z direction as I ran the intersection Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps What's the haps on the craps Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em Roll em in a circle of *****z and watch me break em With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do' lil Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day Left my *****z house paid Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the morning got the fat burger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read Ice Cube's a pimp Drunk as hell but no throwing up Half way home and my pager still blowing up Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day. Hey wait, wait a minute fool Stop the **** What the **** am I thinking about? |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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nah it's an old ass Ice Cube song...and congrats on not losing the license
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You should be thanking god you didnt hit and kill anyone when you blew a red, while driving with a few beers, couldn't find your title, and had someone elses plates. You would be spending the rest of your life in jail.
Only thing you had going for you was the fact that you're over 21. (Which im assuming)
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The title it turns out was in a different section of my wallet, I feel like a dumbass right about now. The plate was from MY other car, one that I no longer have. It should not of been on the miata, but the whole plate issue is another story altogether (DMV lost my black dare plate I am over 21, by a good margin, and have a clean driving history, no points up until that incident, and none still as of today since the judge removed them. Ahh, live and learn... |
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