Whats the dumbest thing you ever been caught ding at work???

[DropTopChevy]

Oh I forgot when i worked at the cemetary. I went to pepboys while working on street road then went off roading shortly there after and making a mess out of lincoln highway as i drove down it. Doing wheelies in a dixie chopper and using the plow on the tractor to push coworkers on their tractors. Oh and sleeping in the (sp) mosoleum. Then there was the time we stuck tennis balls in the daul wheels of the dump truck and watched the balls fly.

[SUB2.5RS]

Well My firends and I set off the Biggest DRY ICE BOMB when we worked in the super market and it made the loudest sound ever and I couldn't hear a thing. The manager came back and we told him that we dropped a pallet. Another time we did the mentos and sprite thing and shot it all the way up to the roof. And another time we would play football in the back room. And throw cheese and eggs at eachother it was like a little war. There was plenty more we did but thats just a few.

[4g4d4u]

back when i worked at wawa i was in the trash room pressure washing the trash cans, and i got bored so i started spraying the walls and then that got boring so i sprayed the fire alarms. spraying them set them off and the fire department came, i didnt get caught though.

another time at wawa i threw all the ingrediants of a hoagie, except the roll, up into the heating ducts. there were italian meets, pickles, lettuce, tomatos and a glob of mayo. the shift manager came right to me and asked me about it. i couldnt stop laughing at her

at my vinyl shop i was caught getting hoisted up by an engine hoist attached to my belt.

[OutOfStock]

At Acme, ive been caught getting locked in the freezers in the asile. Like where you get the ice cream and stuff i climbed in and they jammed the doors shut on me.

Umm in the produce room we had a corn fight. It was crazy we were throwing them as hard as we could.

I got caught trying to get a motorized pallet jack to do burnouts in the back room. It wouldnt do it normal and there was a broken case of dish soap so i was driving it through that while standing on it. Yea it only made dish soap tracks through the back room.

I got caught making prank phone calls to the store. I would call bakery and ask for a cake order. And get them to try to write bad words on the cake. Like "Happy Birthday Jackass" or something like that then try to persudae them i really need it

I guess i did nothing to bad

[DSMTJ]

ummm i have a ****load of stuff i got caught doing at burger king... the worse being that i was drunk, while smoking, while making food, with a porno playing on the tv in the back.... and second, i set the drive through ordering pad on fire when i was out back, they had just put new mulch down. i have more, i will think of the best though.

[CobaltGrl]

Originally Posted by gpzjack

I didn't get caught but i banged my wife on my bosses desk and left a few "drops" on his blotter!

hahaha thats just awesome.

[turbo4g63]

a few years ago when i worked at jeff dambrosio dodge in downingtown i was in the shop and i was bored, so i stood on the end of a jack and jacked myself up as high as it would go, then when i let it down i realized that i was being watched by the owner: jeff dambrosio himself, after that i was sent home for the day, but i still thought it was funny b/c i didn't give a ****, i was only making 9 dollars an hour and i was bored

[77F-150]

Working

[TurboDSMJ]

Hmm. I worked at Burger King as well. I got caught smoking a huge cigar while making food. I peed in the freezers. I ashed in the broiler. I deep fried children's toy's, gum, quarters, etc. Two kid's my buddy hated came in, and we made a few special sandwhichs, I made the change collector cry, then while she was crying I hit her in the face with chicken once or twice. I put her calculator outside the window facing in since she can't count. I smashed a bottle in the drive-thru. I did the inventory so I'd miscount things, and then steal what I mis counted. And the rest of it would honestly land me in jail, so that's it. Haha.

[Spocknasty]

^^^ That's ah...pretty ****ed up there, bud.

[StealthTC]

Originally Posted by TurboDSMJ

Hmm. I worked at Burger King as well. I got caught smoking a huge cigar while making food. I peed in the freezers. I ashed in the broiler. I deep fried children's toy's, gum, quarters, etc. Two kid's my buddy hated came in, and we made a few special sandwhichs, I made the change collector cry, then while she was crying I hit her in the face with chicken once or twice. I put her calculator outside the window facing in since she can't count. I smashed a bottle in the drive-thru. I did the inventory so I'd miscount things, and then steal what I mis counted. And the rest of it would honestly land me in jail, so that's it. Haha.

god damn...

[4g4d4u]

im sure previous burgerking employees have done worse.

i forgot to mention while at wawa i also hit the silent alarm by accident and didnt know why the cops showed up full force until someone told me the button i pressed was a silent alarm.

at best buy i went to a saturday morning pep rally meeting, god was that stupid of me

[CleanNeon98]

Smoking in the stock room. Other than that, me and a coworker were in there, nad he took the ladder and climbed to a top level of one of our bays where we stock stuff and was moving boxes around. I left, and wehn my manager came out of the stock room with the ladder, nad my co-worker was nowhere in sight, i cracked up. We found him 30 minutes later stuck on top of the bay sleeping. He was a good 20 ft off of the ground so jumping wasnt a choice really.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by TurboDSMJ

Hmm. I worked at Burger King as well. I got caught smoking a huge cigar while making food. I peed in the freezers. I ashed in the broiler. I deep fried children's toy's, gum, quarters, etc. Two kid's my buddy hated came in, and we made a few special sandwhichs, I made the change collector cry, then while she was crying I hit her in the face with chicken once or twice. I put her calculator outside the window facing in since she can't count. I smashed a bottle in the drive-thru. I did the inventory so I'd miscount things, and then steal what I mis counted. And the rest of it would honestly land me in jail, so that's it. Haha.

in case i ever ate at the burger king you worked at, **** you.

[On Sale]

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

in case i ever ate at the burger king you worked at, **** you.

x2.....

[TurboDSMJ]

To tell you the truth, I was one of the best people there. What I did, compared to anyone else, was nothing. I never intentionally did anything to anyone's food other then those two ***'s my buddy had a problem with. And all I did was smash the sandwhichs to pieces and put this disgusting brown sauce on it we had at the time. I didn't spit in it or anything like that if that is what you were thinking. All I did was do bad to the Company, I would never do anything intentionally bad to someone's food because I'd be pissed if someone did that to me. Oh yea, and I didn't pee all over the food if that's what you were also thinking. We had a hole in there for the water to run into, it just made it smell fishy.

And the change collector had it coming, she'd steal well over $20 a day right out of her register and she would never get caught and it'd be my word against her's. So I tried to get her to quit or get fired. Finally they believed me and watched her, 20 seconds into her shift she stole, and got fired.

Oh and also, the fryers got emptied daily. I didn't throw **** in there unless they were about to be emptied, in which case no food was cooked in them.