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Old 10-17-2006, 02:59 PM   #1
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telemarketer gets owned

funniest thing ive heard in a long time...

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:02 PM   #2
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lmfao...thats great
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:07 PM   #3
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Thats ****ing awesome.
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:13 PM   #4
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hahahahaha that **** was funny as hell
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:18 PM   #5
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:18 PM   #6
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im so doing this to the next telemarketer that calls my house. There gonna regret it lol.
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:19 PM   #7
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buy a few drinks...little mexican midget
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:21 PM   #8
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haha thats effin great...
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:52 PM   #9
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im come up with a couple good 1's myself (see how long you can keep them on the phone!) but that was a good1
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:25 PM   #10
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My sister told me about this yesterday LOL
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:36 PM   #11
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LOL. Me and my brother usually just put them on speaker phone and make **** up. If there a girl we try to ask them when they are done work and what they are wearing, are they happy with thier life. ect....
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:04 PM   #12
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haha that was amaizng
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:27 PM   #13
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:49 PM   #14
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:31 AM   #15
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:40 AM   #16
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:56 AM   #17
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That dude JUST wuit his job. LoL.

That SUCKSS!!
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:22 PM   #18
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ok that made it to my favorites list. pass that on a few times
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Old 10-18-2006, 07:24 PM   #19
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My one former roommate used to have this thing he did when a telemarketer would call, and it wouldn't involve claiming to be a cop or dead.

He would play along for like three minutes, working his way to the back porch by the glass recycling bin. he would start to ask a question, and smash a glass bottle in the bin, causing it to break, he would then play it straight "oh man, oh jesus, wow...i'm bleeding a lot." then ask a question, "wow, oh god! thats a lot of blood, i should probably get medical help" "wow, you know i would be interested, but holy christ am I bleeding right now, let me get back to you". When pulled off by someone who can keep it staright, it was hysterical.

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