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07-27-2006, 07:44 PM
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Tri-State Post Whore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Allentown Pa
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My Ride: 98, Audi A4, 88 Rx7, 89 Vert, 71 Muscle, 96 Jeep, 75 Honda CB500T iTrader: (0)
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Thats it! I simply cant have sex with a girl unless she's wearing a helmet.
This one came to me at lunch today. The next time you are talking to a girl or picking her up for a date ask her if she brought a helmet lol. When she asks what its for just say. "I just cant have sex with you unless we use protection, skull trauma protection." Just thought I would share 
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07-27-2006, 07:51 PM
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Tri-State Post Whore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Allentown Pa
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My Ride: 98, Audi A4, 88 Rx7, 89 Vert, 71 Muscle, 96 Jeep, 75 Honda CB500T iTrader: (0)
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Im typing it, but that came to me in a brain storm just now lol. I had to post it.
Im actually meeting up with the dream girl tonight
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07-27-2006, 07:54 PM
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07-27-2006, 09:44 PM
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lol i love ur thoughts
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07-27-2006, 11:28 PM
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hrm, thats up there with our favorite pick up line:
"hey, i was just wondering, what is your favorite steven segal movie?" try it out tomorrow at the bar. -Cliff
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07-27-2006, 11:31 PM
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TST Ruined My Life!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Warrington
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My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)
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This is bull****...if anyone procrastinated with something this bad they would get teh_banned...
Story story story
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07-27-2006, 11:43 PM
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-Cliff
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