The World's #1 Pickup Line Is...

[DoubleOughtCel]

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

I don't get it.

It's supposed to be like a stalker.

[Twin_Cam]

Back in the day, I was with some friends at some mall, and these two drunk kids were chatting up this hot chick, and the one was doing all the talking, and all of the sudden, without saying anything else, the silent one was like "Listen, do you want my dick?"

I almost pissed myself laughing.

[Drftpretty]

My brother just acts like hes talking on his cell and walks behind hot chicks.

"Hello?"

"No, I told you dead! D....E....A.....D!"

"She can't show up in court! B!tches with black eyes talk, dead ones dont"

"No Fuk that! Im cancelling that money order tonight!"

Then I bust in "If you want anything done, do it yourself"

Thats usually gets the chicks to look right at him, at which point he just smiles and grabs his dick lol

[DoubleOughtCel]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

My brother just acts like hes talking on his cell and walks behind hot chicks.

"Hello?"

"No, I told you dead! D....E....A.....D!"

"She can't show up in court! B!tches with black eyes talk, dead ones dont"

"No Fuk that! Im cancelling that money order tonight!"

Then I bust in "If you want anything done, do it yourself"

Thats usually gets the chicks to look right at him, at which point he just smiles and grabs his dick lol

BRAVO!!!!! ahahahahaha

[Drftpretty]

^Yea, I try to steer clear when he does that but sometimes I cant help but join it.

Its crucial that I keep a straight face which is often very hard lol

[Spoolin81TSI]

An oldy but a goody,

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me??"

[xEJ20x]

Originally Posted by ScoobyNubieToo!

Ummm....where can I find these 84% please?

Aren't you married with a kid?

[EvlEgl]

"Wanna Grab a Pizza and ****" And when is she asks what you said because she thought she heard you say ****..Go "What dont like pizza?"

Excuse me Can I borrow your Cell Phone My Mom told me to call when I found the girl Of my dreams"

I tell them there eyes are intense...Or I just talk like a normal human being insted of using cheesy pickup lines.

BUT i will say...whipping out some dane cook had never let me down hes like a permanent wingman.

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

Originally Posted by xEJ20x

Aren't you married with a kid?

I married but I aint dead!