***TST's Official "Boring" Thread, Part Deux***

[Buster]

thank my asian brother, his direction to taking it is 30 min before a work out take 2 pills on an empty belly.

[Elliott18t]

Originally Posted by piku

Eh, I'm doing the wrong thing but I am most entertained by weekly progress in weights and raw numbers (the statistical aspect of it), so i am doing a full weight training routine. I keep track of progress in the daily burn iphone app. I seriously abuse myself 3 days a week and each week I can lift a full 5-15 pounds more after each workout. I've maxed out the back machine and since I'm such a tub my legs are very strong too and I've mostly maxed out of some of those machines like the abduction/adduction machines. I'm now taking whey protein isolate and as foul as it is, I am building a ton of muscle. I've gained 10 pounds since starting going to the gym but I am leaning up. I am 245 right now. Also down to an 8.5 minute mile which I do before every workout but that kills me.

It's nice .. there are only 3 or 4 guys at the gym who are stronger than me now, one of which is ridiculous and frightens me. The asian guys are the funniest. There is a mid 30's asian guy who follows me around and tries to lift what I do. He usually has to SERIOUSLY reduce the weights as he's verrrry skinny.

I'd like to lean up but if I don't eat well I also don't have the stamina to work hard so I have to choose one or the other. I'm operating on the theory that if I get a lot of muscle it will raise my metabolism and I'll lose weight as long as I keep eating a normal amount of food.

And I have to say, your body makes some weird noises when you get into the higher weights. Hope everything is cool in there ;)

Anyway with regards to the weight conversation. I'd rather be fat and happy than the alternative. (skinny and miserable like so many of my peers). As a fat kid I have a distinctly more honest view of how women (and people in general) REALLY are.

Oh and I'm down to 40 pounds on dip assist and 50 pounds on chinup assist. Pretty soon I'll be able to hoist my fat ass into a pull-up. What a spectacle that will be!

what time do you guys usually go? is it that gym marina gave me trial cards to?

[piku]

Originally Posted by Reese

Lmao @ the upside down comment

It might just be me but i dont like all that much boobage on girls.....I LOVE HAND sizes..and slighty bigger hand sized booties......Pretty face is where its all for me and a nice smile... (cuz that what i gotta look at everyday)

34-36C is ideal. Big boobs cause the secondary problem that most girls with big boobs tend to never shut up about it. Some girls I know with big boobs tend to ONLY talk about that. You'd think they pop out a couple kids with those quad D udders.

[Big_Jim]

Originally Posted by piku

As a fat kid I have a distinctly more honest view of how women (and people in general) REALLY are

i couldnt agree more.

[armyguy6566]

well, nothing on but ****ing Jersey Shore..........so bed for me, up in 5 hours for the gym. later.

[piku]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

what time do you guys usually go? is it that gym marina gave me trial cards to?

I go pretty late. Usually 8:30-10:30 or so. The time I stay there usually depends on how much of a wuss I'm being (and how much rest I need in between lifts). Monday, wednesday and friday. It's the one that Marina roped me into but ironically she doesn't go anymore. I never wanted to go to the gym to begin with because I don't like people in general, but I love having all the different weights and exercises available so I'm sticking with it.

The only annoying thing is having to hold back farts when they inevitably come from all the jostling about.

[Snoozie]

Originally Posted by Meeshell

That sounds pretty disciplined Keith, which is one of the things people that go on diet/exercise plans have trouble with. You and Susie sound like you're motivated though! Good job with what you've done so far! Congrats!



a.) true. b.) congrats on the shrinkage (lol you're probably the only person I'll say that to on this site and have it be a good thing!). I wouldn't mind gaining boobage, but everything i gain automatically goes to my butt... maybe i need to eat upside down or something.

Thanks! Not that I'm huge to begin with, I just want to trim down some.

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

boobage loss is never good

I know. But, I'm losing it evenly everywhere which is good. haha

[Elliott18t]

lol, well i was just curious because its hard to be home and try to work out when its not really your routine. :/

[Snoozie]

Originally Posted by armyguy6566

I'm a sucker for tattoos and piercings.

This. Just tattoos though. I'm over piercings, really.

[Oakes]

So if you're friends with me on FB....I've got some sweet updates going on

and a lot more to come!

[angdefeo]

Not much matters to me.....but i like girls with a tight butt so when we are just laying around i can bounce quarters off her butt to amuse myself.

[Reese]

Originally Posted by Oakes

So if you're friends with me on FB....I've got some sweet updates going on

and a lot more to come!

Yea i think i just accepted you on FB

[piku]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

lol, well i was just curious because its hard to be home and try to work out when its not really your routine. :/

It's tough to get started but once it becomes your "thing" it's easier. I thought it would get rid of some of my road rage speeding tendencies but.. nope. made them worse if anything.

[crazyduckme]

I want another tattoo sooo bad.

[Elliott18t]

i tried starting that mens health spartan workout thing. **** makes you sore as hell day after lol.

[3rdGenMr2Girl]

i can't wait to have surgery on my boobs. it sucks to be 5'7" and 140 with 36DDs. so many people want big boobs until they realize that its really hard to find clothes that fit right and they they can be extremely uncomfortable. i have back and neck problems because of those beasts. thankfully insurance covers it for me.
congrats susie! you're going to be a hot bitch for the wedding

[sleeper15]

its funny with me. i can say "man, i love chick with nice boobage"

yet, the next chick i take out on a date, has small boobs.

or i can say "the chick has to have a killer tight body"

yet i end up picking up a chick with a average body and i'm happy with it.

oh well, but latly, i've been

[Elliott18t]

Originally Posted by 3rdGenMr2Girl

i can't wait to have surgery on my boobs. it sucks to be 5'7" and 140 with 36DDs. so many people want big boobs until they realize that its really hard to find clothes that fit right and they they can be extremely uncomfortable. i have back and neck problems because of those beasts. thankfully insurance covers it for me.
congrats susie! you're going to be a hot bitch for the wedding

lol you could always donate some to my fiance LOL. jk they are fine i suppose haha.

Originally Posted by sleeper15

its funny with me. i can say "man, i love chick with nice boobage"

yet, the next chick i take out on a date, has small boobs.

or i can say "the chick has to have a killer tight body"

yet i end up picking up a chick with a average body and i'm happy with it.

oh well, but latly, i've been

LOL

[Reese]

Originally Posted by 3rdGenMr2Girl

i can't wait to have surgery on my boobs. it sucks to be 5'7" and 140 with 36DDs. so many people want big boobs until they realize that its really hard to find clothes that fit right and they they can be extremely uncomfortable. i have back and neck problems because of those beasts. thankfully insurance covers it for me.
congrats susie! you're going to be a hot bitch for the wedding

Like i said before

BIG BOOBS < hand sized Boobs

Too much junk in the trunk < slighty bigger hand sized buns

Also i do something wierd....i smell the girls hair when im near them...lol i know weird LOL and i play with thier hair

[angdefeo]

Originally Posted by 3rdGenMr2Girl

i can't wait to have surgery on my boobs. it sucks to be 5'7" and 140 with 36DDs.

please, please, please, can i motorboat you just once before you make change?