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igo4bmx · 03-30-2006, 03:30 PM

Hey baby, I'd love to mount and balance those...

SexyDSM95 · 03-30-2006, 03:31 PM

If you can spool me at a lower power band, you can hear me blow off....

igo4bmx · 03-30-2006, 03:33 PM

I'm your clutch and you're my flywheel- we should mate

On Sale · 03-30-2006, 03:46 PM

hey baby, nice front mount

hey babe you make my supercharger whine

SexyDSM95 · 03-30-2006, 03:48 PM

Mmmm you are so sweet you are like sugar in my gas tank...

igo4bmx · 03-30-2006, 03:51 PM

Is that your motor revving, or are you happy to see me?

smoger · 03-30-2006, 03:56 PM

hey baby,.. do you know how to drive stick?

/obvious

Zeropistonz · 03-30-2006, 03:59 PM

Wanna see my wankle?
Wanna touch it?

boosted1eight · 03-30-2006, 04:18 PM

are those headlights OEM? or aftermarket?

JoeScooby · 03-30-2006, 04:23 PM

faster faster, my wastgate is about to dump

alachua · 03-30-2006, 11:43 PM

Hey, can my friend and I come over and try twincharing you?

Wanna strap in and feel my bolsters?

"you know, compared to your current 'tuner' I could probably add some timing to help clean out your combustion chamber, and provide a much fatter torque curve"

"what do you say we go apply some downforce to your mattress?"

"baby, you adjust my coilover for maximum ride height"

-Cliff

BlackBulletTSi · 03-31-2006, 12:30 AM

LOL these are hillarious just what I need right now......

"Hey my shocks ain't the only things stiff"

"Let me show ya a new technique on power sliding"

alachua · 03-31-2006, 03:58 AM

"you must be a drifter, cause you've been kickin that ass out all night"

"when you smile, you drop the clutch on my heart...i've got a big smokey cloud of love for you, and two thick strips of devotion"

-Cliff

ho1ywars · 03-31-2006, 12:00 PM

you need help lubing that rear end?

SilverTurboRidin · 03-31-2006, 12:28 PM

lets go out in the woods and lay some rubber...

MuddyREX · 03-31-2006, 01:39 PM

I'll port your bottom end if you polish my head.

DoubleOughtCel · 04-01-2006, 03:33 AM

You make oil drip from my dipstick.

I win.

99SL2_Modder · 04-01-2006, 07:26 AM

I really dig your front end suspension.

LadyTSi · 04-01-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeropistonz

Wanna see my wankle?
Wanna touch it?

damn you stole mine!!! lol

03-30-2006, 03:30 PM	#1
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	Pick up lines for the obsessed tuner Hey baby, I'd love to mount and balance those... __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

03-30-2006, 03:33 PM	#3
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	I'm your clutch and you're my flywheel- we should mate __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

03-30-2006, 03:51 PM	#6
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	Is that your motor revving, or are you happy to see me? __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

03-30-2006, 03:56 PM	#7
smoger Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: philly Member #64 iTrader: (1)	hey baby,.. do you know how to drive stick? /obvious __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. , To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. \| 2000 Black Acura 3.2TL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. .. all car enthusiasts are welcome

03-30-2006, 03:59 PM	#8
Zeropistonz Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Philly burbs Member #90 My Ride: Spinning Doritos iTrader: (0)	Wanna see my wankle? Wanna touch it? __________________ ===The Replacement For Displacement=== 93' FD (Rx-7) 91' FC (Rx-7) 05' FE (Rx-8) Last edited by Zeropistonz; 03-30-2006 at 04:15 PM.

03-30-2006, 03:31 PM	#2
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	If you can spool me at a lower power band, you can hear me blow off....

03-30-2006, 03:46 PM	#4
On Sale Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #869 iTrader: (5)	hey baby, nice front mount hey babe you make my supercharger whine

03-30-2006, 03:48 PM	#5
SexyDSM95 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Glenside, PA Member #188 iTrader: (1)	Mmmm you are so sweet you are like sugar in my gas tank...

03-30-2006, 04:18 PM	#9
boosted1eight Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: allentown, pa Member #1441 iTrader: (0)	are those headlights OEM? or aftermarket? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-30-2006, 04:23 PM	#10
JoeScooby Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: McGuire AFB, NJ - Cherry Hill Member #345 My Ride: 2004 JPB Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	faster faster, my wastgate is about to dump __________________ 2009 Dodge Ram 5.7 ltr beast 2004 Java WRX - SOLD 2005 Silver Forester XT - Wife 2014 Outback 2014 STi Hatch 2013 Yukon SLT

03-30-2006, 11:43 PM	#11
alachua Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Conshohocken, PA Member #4 My Ride: 14 Miata Club iTrader: (3)	Hey, can my friend and I come over and try twincharing you? Wanna strap in and feel my bolsters? "you know, compared to your current 'tuner' I could probably add some timing to help clean out your combustion chamber, and provide a much fatter torque curve" "what do you say we go apply some downforce to your mattress?" "baby, you adjust my coilover for maximum ride height" -Cliff __________________ "Cliff, I find going fast neither exciting, nor enjoyable, please stop. No, I don't want to do smokey burnouts or donuts!" - My Mom on her first ride in the miata

03-31-2006, 12:30 AM	#12
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	LOL these are hillarious just what I need right now...... "Hey my shocks ain't the only things stiff" "Let me show ya a new technique on power sliding" __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

03-31-2006, 03:58 AM	#13
alachua Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Conshohocken, PA Member #4 My Ride: 14 Miata Club iTrader: (3)	"you must be a drifter, cause you've been kickin that ass out all night" "when you smile, you drop the clutch on my heart...i've got a big smokey cloud of love for you, and two thick strips of devotion" -Cliff __________________ "Cliff, I find going fast neither exciting, nor enjoyable, please stop. No, I don't want to do smokey burnouts or donuts!" - My Mom on her first ride in the miata

03-31-2006, 12:00 PM	#14
ho1ywars Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ewing, New Jersey Member #282 My Ride: S14, EF, 600RR iTrader: (2)	you need help lubing that rear end?

03-31-2006, 12:28 PM	#15
SilverTurboRidin Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: L-town PA Member #197 iTrader: (0)	lets go out in the woods and lay some rubber... __________________ Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-31-2006, 01:39 PM	#16
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	I'll port your bottom end if you polish my head.

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