Home Depot death match!

[DC2.2GSR]

Originally Posted by Higu

So long as those drapes don't look painfully out of place. One of my first things would be to wreak havoc in several aisles to make a lot of product all over the ground and in general dissaray, that way posing as one of the things would be a better choice, if you everything is everywhere, then you could be anywhere.

I agree. Some strategically placed rubble would help with the concealment part. Home Depot is frighteningly organized. I guess seeing a pile of drapes on the floor out in the open would just look a bit like someone lost a jacket or something. I could wreak havoc in few aisles and then just chill inside a huge pile of drapes instead of only one. That way people would just walk by and say "hey look, that pile of drapes looks just like the trash heap from fraggle rock.. cool" and then I'd strike.

Maybe I would take my first victim quickly and spread his entrails around like some sort of hardcore jungle tribe warning other tribes to stay away. I could scavenge some tiki torches also just for the effect. I don't think it would serve much purpose but it would be f***ing brutal looking.

[Higu]

Ok, I took a little time to think about it, and I've made my choices.

First off:

http://www.homedepot.com/Paint-Spray...atalogId=10053

A 6 pack of red spray paint. Perfect for sneak attacks. Blind first, then finish the job. Also good for marking random things to get people worked up.

Second:

http://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hardw...atalogId=10053

Hand Chain Hoist good for a 20 foot lift. This is mainly for my macabre side. Hoist up a victor after death and disembowel for a nice shock factor for others. Granted it's a one time thing, but I'd have some fun with it.

Lastly:

http://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hardw...atalogId=10053

I went with a splitter over a axe because of initial impact damage, a splitter makes a 'V' shape that can really do some great damage, in a lot of cases, instant immobilization, if not death

[ein]

Nice! I'm liking where this is going. How about some motion detector outlets with some swinging electric chainsaws hanging from some cords. Motion sensor turns em on once you're surrounded.

[bastid]

While everyone else is fumbling around in the dark trying to find their 3 items of mass destruction in these fantasy elaborate plots, I'd remove my belt and/or shoelaces and strangle them 1 by 1.

[Higu]

Originally Posted by ein

Nice! I'm liking where this is going. How about some motion detector outlets with some swinging electric chainsaws hanging from some cords. Motion sensor turns em on once you're surrounded.

The only problem here is finding power outlets. In the main warehouse there are very few, and they are on the walls or near the registers. Plus, once again, you've got the whole sound thing to deal with. A rig like that isn't mobile and once it is used once, everyone will know not to go there cause chainsaws are loud as hell. In this scenario, being quick, quiet, and stealthy is the only way you are getting out alive

[ein]

Agreed on the stealth but it will kinda make for a boring thread. At this point I'm thinking of all the fucked up ways to drop bodies in a Home Depot.

Kinda interesting from my POV only cause my job forces me to think of ways my coworkers could end me and I have to compensate, (heavy industrial factory repair/construction/maintenance) this is the polar opposite to lockout tagout.

Hell, you wouldn't really need weapons just get up in the shelves and push stuff off onto passers by. The aisles are probably close enough to jump from one to another without touching the ground. Even if someone finds you they've gotta figure out how to get you without getting gotten first ( < is that English? ).