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PrideNas · 11-01-2010, 04:26 PM

When kids goto bed they check for the boogieman, The boogieman checks for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris pisses out 4 Lokos.

gotvtec? · 11-02-2010, 01:48 AM

chuck norris's piss is an energy drink now known as redbull.

cavillac95 · 11-03-2010, 03:29 PM

Weights go to chuck norris for a workout

RedBowTies88 · 11-03-2010, 03:57 PM

if you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris has more money then you

PrideNas · 11-08-2010, 07:18 PM

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

armyguy6566 · 11-08-2010, 08:06 PM

-Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but he can't dodge a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
-Freddie Krueger has trouble sleeping because of Chuck Norris.

11-03-2010, 03:57 PM	#24
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11-08-2010, 08:06 PM	#26
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11-01-2010, 04:26 PM	#21
PrideNas Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: May 2010 Member #16452 My Ride: Nissan Skyline GTR R33 iTrader: (0)	When kids goto bed they check for the boogieman, The boogieman checks for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris pisses out 4 Lokos.

11-03-2010, 03:29 PM	#23
cavillac95 Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2010 Location: pistolvania Member #16606 My Ride: g37x - 370z - civic iTrader: (0)	Weights go to chuck norris for a workout

11-08-2010, 07:18 PM	#25
PrideNas Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: May 2010 Member #16452 My Ride: Nissan Skyline GTR R33 iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.