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Old 04-25-2010, 08:13 PM   #1
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What to do on an airplane....

What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.





























9. Get arrested
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Old 04-25-2010, 08:35 PM   #2
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You would be setting yourself up for a pretty good ass kicking.

Haha.
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I'm pretty sure getting arrested would be the better part of what would happen. you'd be in national security felony territory with that or some crap
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After step 8

Hand your laptop to the guy and say "Hold this please"
The get on your knees in the aisle and start praying to Allah

If your gonna f*** around on a plane. At least get everyone involved so they dont feel left out
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It was the sexual guardian angel saying sir your stroke is on point, go forth and conquer
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there is internet on planes?
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there is internet on planes?
Is this a cereal question?
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Is this a cereal question?
soo cereal!
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That is definitely a good option for those who like to toss a lot of salad.


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id so do it.
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You have to pay for it generally, but yes. I'm sure it's not all flight services, though. Think AA has it?
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there is internet on planes?
airtran has free wifi on every flight.
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