J.Ralli + Beer + Applebees + Crazy bartender = omfgwtflolbbq

[240sxDann]

Ok so J.Ralli was in in town doin somethin and he got a hold of me earlier today to see if I wanted to chill. So I got off work and we met up and were tryin to figure out what to do. We decided to just go to applebees and grab a few beers, cool. So we head over there and go in, not really many people there. We sit down at the bar and order a beer. The bartender was pretty cute. So we were chit chattin with her (well jay was lol) and the whole night she kept talkin about how she was tryin to figure out how she was gonna get to Boston. She said she didn't have a drivers license, jay asked why. She wouldn't give him an answer and another waitress there was like "don't ask". So the night goes on, few more beers, she's still talkin about tryin to get to Boston, jay still keeps askin about why she doesn't have a license. So finally towards the end of all this he says you know, I'm really curious how you lost your license. She finally gave up and was like ok I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my mom, and I was in the car and freaked out and kinda drove the car through my boyfriends house and ran over his leg. Jay goes WAIT WAIT WAIT your boyfriend cheated on you with your MOM?! And shes like yea. Jay looks her straight in the face and goes THAT'S AWESOME! I damn near pissed my pants. He follows this up with, Is your mom hot?! LMFAO!!!! And then to top it all off, he goes, I really need to meet this man! Oh my god this night was definitely more then what I expected it to be hahaha. There was more I'm sure I'm missing but holy **** I lost it. Oh and there was a creepy santa there tryin to get kids to sit on his lap.

[Foolinaround]

Hahahahahaha milf

[doug]

you forgot to start your thread off with "dear diary,".

[russiankid]

That is Jome for ya. haha.

[Scapegoat]

Yup, that sounds like him

[Oakes]

Yep, definitely Jome haha

[DPancoast]

lol thats amazing. Good job jome

[J.Ralli]

sooo dan you missed the creepy dude across from the bar that kept looking at me like "HOW THE **** DOES HE DO THAT," the part where we were gonna take her to boston and i asked if we could tag team her friends sister, the manager asking if thats really santa or a pervert, ummm me trying to get her number cause i enjoy psycho broads, and insulting her on driving home safe when we were leaving lol oh and me telling her she doesnt need to go to boston just to get d!ck... awesome night tho!

[240sxDann]

I missed a lotta ****. I was hopin you'd chime in haha

[J.Ralli]

well thats all you get... who wants to go back there with me? that bartender is my favorite psycho broad!